The World Cup Thread

[Byron In Exile]

[Just kidding, it's not the World Cup Thread, really...]

[Unfortunately for many who expected a World Cup Thread, although this is not widely known, Friday 13th opens a portal to a worm-hole through the space-time continuum to April 1st, and this is an April Fool's joke.]

[There's a World Cup Thread somewhere around here, though. Good luck!]

 

[RedAllan]

I've gone through the worm hole and found I'm in England 1966, looking for a bookie, and somewhere to change my modern money.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I've gone through the worm hole and found I'm in England 1966, looking for a bookie, and somewhere to change my modern money.

You weren't supposed to go in there!

Ditch that money right away. They won't believe it's from the future, and if you get caught with it, you'll be arrested for counterfeiting.

 

[RedAllan]

You weren't supposed to go in there!

Ditch that money right away. They won't believe it's from the future, and if you get caught with it, you'll be arrested for counterfeiting.

Get me back, the rozzers are after me , I tried to buy a bottle of Watneys red barrel with a Euro.

 

[Liar]

[Just kidding, it's not the World Cup Thread, really...]

[It is now, dammit.]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcpp17vfIM1qdl2sco1_400.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

Get me back, the rozzers are after me , I tried to buy a bottle of Watneys red barrel with a Euro.

Nooooo!!

Quick, ditch your cellphone in the ocean! If they reverse engineer it we might suddenly have flying cars and solar energy!

Oh, wait... hm.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This cup is half-empty.

 

[Byron In Exile]

This cup is half-empty.

It's two-thirds water.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

What? Is the other ⅓ Ice Nine?

 

[Byron In Exile]

What? Is the other ⅓ Ice Nine?

If any of the water were Ice-9, it would all be Ice-9.

No, the other one-third is land.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Exactly...

A mixture of land-ho and sea-wench?