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The unknown soldier didn't know exatly the poem I was talking about and post it to the site when I couldn't remember it.

Though I do thank him for his inspirational words.
 
For Cheyenne and Laurel--You're on Notice

Cheyenne, Laurel, et al:

This msg is in response to Laurel's post above--

I've told you 3 times in private email and on the board,Cheyenne, you jumped the gun and,in so doing, made a disconcerting remark about my reading ability for which you're 'too fat' to apologize for.

The 3 word comment, ..."and your point"? was NOT meant to
discount the value of the post(now I've said it FOUR times),
the story's message was so blantantly obvious, what more need to be said? And then you, Cheyenne, go on a tirade
that I was upset at you for not responding to my emails--
I made absolutely NO mention of that at all--

Cheyenne, it was YOU that brought up the issue of your obesity, so if that's mentioned in passing, that's only due to YOU forwarding the info in the 1st place.

Then, because you failed to comprehend my post & fly to
an inaccurate conusion, you then ASK ME on the board to go and 'correct' myself w/ a smile--Jesus Christ--

Tell Laurel to check the 1st Amendment and then check with her attorney--I've already contacted mine--what I posted relative to you was information given by YOU--Not fabricated or invented, so its not slander.

How convenient that Laurel and Lite are locasted in San Diego and so is my attorney--Should legal proceedings become necessary, location will not be an obstacle.

I will post as I see fit: Accurate, precise information and my unmitigated opinion as the 1st Amendment allow EVERYONE
to do--It's called Freedom of Speech.

I strongly suggest you forward these comments to Laurel
with the warning I will not hesitate to utilize the avenues available to express myself and will seek legal redress in order to continue to do so.

T B
 
You are terribly confused

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=23714

What exactly would you sue Lit for?

Your right to free speech does *not* actually mean you have the right to say anything you want here. It gives you the right to start your own board and say what you want there.

To use someone else's analogy, the First does not grant you the right to say/print anything you want in the New York Times. It does give you the right to start your OWN newspaper.

Or, again, your own board? Just a suggestion.
 
He just doesn't get it

The only thing that any one is really upset about is that he insests on using all the real liffe infomation that he has. It is ofcourse, his privlege, but he will find that some of us can get real nasty.
 
The dude has Viagra for the Woody but he needs something for the ALBS (Acute Lame Brain Syndrome). Go take a pill.

Hey Woody, so far you got my vote for "Asshole of the Year" award.
 
Maybe I'm following too much baseball

Laurel, could we trade him to Art for 3 stories to be written later?
 
Geez, WoddyViagra, can't you read? You really respond as if you have trouble reading. Is it dislexia, or a comprehension thing? Why are you such a bad reader? Maybe laser eye surgery is in order. I really, really mean it: you can't read.

And my lawyer's phone number is 1-800-UBLOWME.
 
Hey Deborah, you used some of the same letters in your story that I used in my story! You're on notice!
 
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing! LOL I just keep picturing this little twerp saying "You're on notice!" to every counter girl who gives him the wrong size french fries and writing down in the margins of "Screw" magazine the names of every girl who didn't date him in Junior High. "One day..." he promises himself while jerking off. "One day..."
 
Re: For Cheyenne and Laurel--You're on Notice

WoodyViagra said:
Cheyenne, Laurel, et al:

This msg is in response to Laurel's post above--

I've told you 3 times in private email and on the board,Cheyenne, you jumped the gun and,in so doing, made a disconcerting remark about my reading ability.

The 3 word comment, ..."and your point"? was NOT meant to
discount the value of the post(now I've said it FOUR times),
the story's message was so blantantly obvious, what more need to be said? And then you, Cheyenne, go on a tirade
that I was upset at you for not responding to my emails--
I made absolutely NO mention of that at all--

Then, because you failed to comprehend my post & fly to
an inaccurate conusion, you then ASK ME on the board to go and 'correct' myself w/ a smile--Jesus Christ--

Tell Laurel to check the 1st Amendment and then check with her attorney--I've already contacted mine--what I posted relative to you was information given by YOU--Not fabricated or invented, so its not slander.

How convenient that Laurel and Lite are locasted in San Diego and so is my attorney--Should legal proceedings become necessary, location will not be an obstacle.

I will post as I see fit: Accurate, precise information and my unmitigated opinion as the 1st Amendment allow EVERYONE
to do--It's called Freedom of Speech.

I strongly suggest you forward these comments to Laurel
with the warning I will not hesitate to utilize the avenues available to express myself and will seek legal redress in order to continue to do so.

T B
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Hi everyone,

I've got to keep this brief because I'm not at my own computer. I'm writing this from prison. Manu and I were arrested today for Violating the First Amendment. Unbeknownst to me, the First Amendment has a secret clause that says that you can say anything you want, about anyone you want, anywhere you want, without any restrictions whatsoever. Apparently this applies to all Internet bulletin boards as well. My public defender tells me that the Constitution specifically guarantees people the right to post personal information about other people on publicly available message boards.

Well, here comes the guard. I have to go now. They're taking me to solitary for deleting spam from the Lit General board.

Oh, the humanity...
 
Damn it, Laurel! That last :) was supposed to be for Dixo's You're on notice / poor reading skills jibes. Now I guess I'll have to give you one too. (A smile, I mean.)

:)
 
LMFAO @ DCL.

Woody...all I can say is you are an idiot. Suing over something said on a bulletin board? If you are really that insecure and sensitive, you are in the wrong place. I'm sure the Brittany Spears/N'Sync/Backstreet Boys websites are needing new members - go post there. The members there may be intimidated by your threats which should make you feel like a big man.

Grow up or leave the adults table.
 
Thanks again, guys. It may actually be worth the harassing emails and posts from this guy just to be able to read your hilarious responses. He must have highly specialized reading skills- he reads posts and emails that aren't there!

Hey, anyone out there still wishing for a troll of your own? I've got one I'm ready to give away for free! Of course, I suspect he has a few "short" comings, nothing that Viagra couldn't help though. :D

p.s. For all of you who have asked, Mr. Viagra here may be a snake, but I'm very sure he isn't THE snake.
 
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern should've been his first clue.

So, under the first amendment I can say

FIRE!

in a crowded Literotica and this little blue pill/medically-enhanced troll will be hoisted by his own petard?

And we can all see the explosion and hear his tiny dick go boom? Ain't life grand? :)

(But since he can't read, then the Hamlet references will have no meaning for him will they?)

And Laurel, I will bake you a cake with a file in it to help you make a break from prison. What's your favorite flavor?
 
Oh the fun I miss when I'm away...

I can't help but wonder why a man in his 40's hasn't indulged in oral sex with a woman! (as stated in a previous thread by our heckler) I believe the answer is as obvious as Cheyenne's original post on this thread. :rolleyes:

Now, if this is Woody on Viagra, I would think that any woman here would rather see the limp dick! At least that way there's no excuse for lack of blood flow to the UPPER head!

These subtle observations have been brought to you by the kind old gentlmen who created the Constitution...and the letters F and U.
 
Re: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern should've been his first clue.

BrainyBeauty said:
So, under the first amendment I can say

FIRE!

in a crowded Literotica and this little blue pill/medically-enhanced troll will be hoisted by his own petard?
Click to expand...

Now, there's a phrase I haven't heard in a while. "Hoisted by his own petard."

And Laurel, I will bake you a cake with a file in it to help you make a break from prison. What's your favorite flavor?
Click to expand...

Chocolate. ;)
 
Lucky for you, that is my fave too!

Well, after consulting with the captains of the food industry: Phillip Morris, Duncan Hines, Mrs. Butterworth, Mrs. Paul and Aunt Jemima, I have decided to let Betty Crocker bake you the 'special' cake. *wink wink*

I will make a homemade chocolate buttercream frosting to go on it, if madame approves.

Now, just gotta figure out how to distract the guards. Maybe during the strip search? ;)
 
Thank God we have the Constitution to protect us from the tyranny of oppressors like Laurel. She's violated the 28th amendment for the last time! For those of you who aren't familiar with the most recently-added and unpublicized amendment which reads as follows:

The right of of citizens of the United States to freedom of speech and of the press shall not be be denied or abridged in any way by other individuals in any fashion or to any degree. This essentially means that you can say whatever you want, whenever and whereever you want to say it. Take that you speech-limiting nazis!

It's all there as plain as day. I'm afraid that Laurel doesn't have a legal leg to stand on. Now BB, how dareyou offer aid to such an vile enemy of free speech? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. ;)
 
Is there a rule against posting your own private email here? Will I be put on notice again? LOL

I did try to warn Woody yesterday afternoon in this email to him:

"If you wanted to make other friends at Lit, even though
it didn't work out with me, attacking me on the board
probably isn't going to gain you too many points with
those other potential friends. I told you to jump in
and start posting, that people would accept you at Lit
no matter what your background or experience level.
That is true only for newbies who don't start out by
attacking others. Once you get a reputation for being
rude/obnoxious/crude it is difficult to change. See
KidRock, dee cole, etc. for example.

I haven't seen your post yet, but please consider
editing and deleting your post about me yourself, before
Laurel has to edit it."

In one ear and out the other. But at least he can't say he wasn't warned.
 
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