The Wildest Day

[lesbiaphrodite]

What was the wildest day/night of your life? Details please.

For me, the wildest night (which turned into day) went thus....

I awoke lying upside down on the grassy hill in front of my apartment complex. I was probably in my late 20s then, and I had been out all night partying with strippers. I lost count of the vodka tonics after about 10. I vaguely remember pulling into the apartment parking lot (which was gated, thankfully) and next thing I knew the sun was rising and me and all of my stuff were lying on the hill. My credit cards and driver's license and purse all strewn down behind me, untouched. I woke up laughing hysterically when I realized what had happened. I laughed all the way to my apartment. What a night that was.

 

[oggbashan]

My wildest day (actually days) I wouldn't want to repeat.

I found myself, with 50 others, in No Man's Land between "rebels" and "government" forces exchanging artillery and small arms fire over our heads.

The "war" was caused by "the government" wanting more bribes from the smugglers (rebels) than the smugglers were willing to pay. Afterwards we were told that it was a minor skirmish of no importance. Only a couple of hundred people died (and thankfully none of us caught in the middle).

Of course, it was in Africa...

Og

 

[smallgirl]

What was the wildest day/night of your life? Details please.

For me, the wildest night (which turned into day) went thus....

I awoke lying upside down on the grassy hill in front of my apartment complex. I was probably in my late 20s then, and I had been out all night partying with strippers. I lost count of the vodka tonics after about 10. I vaguely remember pulling into the apartment parking lot (which was gated, thankfully) and next thing I knew the sun was rising and me and all of my stuff were lying on the hill. My credit cards and driver's license and purse all strewn down behind me, untouched. I woke up laughing hysterically when I realized what had happened. I laughed all the way to my apartment. What a night that was.

few years back, was out for the night with a guy. hubby and i were split, but were talking about getting back together. had a meeting for the next morning..early. a breakfast date.
so after a night of sex with the guy i was with, started to head home around 4 that morning..and had car trouble. stranded from home, an hour away, with a guy and had no one to call. wasnt like i could call my dad...luckily the guy i was with got it fixed and got me home...with half an hour to spare...

 

[Epmd607]

My wildest day (actually days) I wouldn't want to repeat.

I found myself, with 50 others, in No Man's Land between "rebels" and "government" forces exchanging artillery and small arms fire over our heads.

The "war" was caused by "the government" wanting more bribes from the smugglers (rebels) than the smugglers were willing to pay. Afterwards we were told that it was a minor skirmish of no importance. Only a couple of hundred people died (and thankfully none of us caught in the middle).

Of course, it was in Africa...

Og

Dehrawood, Afghanistan, March 18 2004. Squad leader bleeding on arms and pants, forgot to put medical latex on, remember getting yelled at later on for not wearing gloves. 10th Mountain, look out yer window...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Really tame compared to most others. So tame I can't pick any nights out of my life as wild.

 

[lance gt]

I was dating a wonderful woman a while back and we joined a swingers group. It was Mardi Gras night and all the women were doing anything to get beads from the guys. I was sitting talking to three other couples at our table, not more than ten feet from the door, when my girlfriend thought it would be a great idea to give me a BJ. I sat there with my mouth open, as she sucked away at me in front of everybody and they were cheering her on. Not to be outdone and wanting more beads, another woman, who I had just met that night, knelt down beside my girlfriend and asked to join in. They shared me in a most delightful way and needless to say, I gave them both all my beads. The night ended and we went home, but had our new friend in tow with us. My girlfriend and her got to try making out with each other, which they enjoyed and I got laid so nicely by both of them, we ended up doing it several more times together.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Another memory of a wild day I once had:

I was about 24 years old, and I was fresh out of college. I thought I was really something else then. I had my degree in English literature and somehow I felt all superior. Ha. What a crock that was. Anyway, I got a job at a law firm. I couldn't find any other job at the time, so I took it. I hadn't been there for more than about two hours when the head secretary came up to me after I had just hung up the phone. She said to me: "When you answer the phone, you do not say 'CAN' I help you, but rather 'MAY' I help you." I looked at her long and hard. My pride was wounded. But, then I just thought she was ridiculous. I got up, took my purse out from the locker, walked back in front of her and said, "CAN I tell you something? I CAN walk out this door right now and you MAY say whatever you wish, but I'm out of here, lady."

That was fun.