The Why Is It? Thread . . .

[higherlevel4u]

Okay people . . . very simple thread, but could be funny! I'll start it and you'll see what I'm getting at . . . feel free to add your contributions!

Why is it . . .

whichever queue I pick to go into at the supermarket, the other queues always seem to move faster?

 

[charmed1]

Hope I am doing this right......

Why is it......Whenever I go to a certain fast food place I always get cold fries?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Re: Hope I am doing this right......

Why is it......Whenever I go to a certain fast food place I always get cold fries?

Easy answer to that one Charmed, go to another fast food place . . .

 

[higherlevel4u]

Here's another:

Why is it . . .

whenever I'm out driving and people pull out in front of me, they always pull away SLOWLY and I have to brake?

 

[charmed1]

They do it to me too! GRRRRR!
I think it is just to irritate other people.


Why is it when I need coffee the most I find out I'm out of it?

 

[charmed1]

Okay people . . . very simple thread, but could be funny! I'll start it and you'll see what I'm getting at . . . feel free to add your contributions!

Why is it . . .

whichever queue I pick to go into at the supermarket, the other queues always seem to move faster?

This happens to me at the bank all the time.

 

[higherlevel4u]

Re: Re: The Why Is It? Thread . . .

This happens to me at the bank all the time.

And me . . . I think this one applies to queues everywhere . . .

 

[charmed1]

Why is it......
We, as parents, can't wait for the summer to come and then once it is here, we can't wait for school to start?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it......
We, as parents, can't wait for the summer to come and then once it is here, we can't wait for school to start?

Well, for moms, particularly true I would say . . .

 

[charmed1]

This one is a pet peeve

Why is it...that when I need batteries for my...well let's just say, whenever I need batteries, I can never find them? OR the ones I can find are the wrong size?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Re: This one is a pet peeve

Why is it...that when I need batteries for my...well let's just say, whenever I need batteries, I can never find them? OR the ones I can find are the wrong size?

True, I can always find batteries of the wrong size . . .


I bought some batteries once, but they weren't included . . . so I had to buy them again

with kind thanks to Steven Wright for that joke!

 

[charmed1]

Re: Re: This one is a pet peeve

True, I can always find batteries of the wrong size . . .


I bought some batteries once, but they weren't included . . . so I had to buy them again

with kind thanks to Steven Wright for that joke!

That was a good one!

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it . . .

. . . they don't make the rest of a plane out of the same material they make the indestructable little black box out of?

 

[charmed1]

Why is it . . .

. . . they don't make the rest of a plane out of the same material they make the indestructable little black box out of?

I've often wondered that myself.

 

[TantaLiza]

Why is it that we have to have a job to make money to survive on?? ~sigh~

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it that we have to have a job to make money to survive on?? ~sigh~

Yes, if work's so terrific, why do they have to pay us to do it?



*Hi TL . . .*

 

[Ginger_grl]

Yes, if work's so terrific, why do they have to pay us to do it?



*Hi TL . . .*

Theres an apt saying to go with that 'I love my job, it's the work I hate.

 

[TantaLiza]

Yes, if work's so terrific, why do they have to pay us to do it?



*Hi TL . . .*

Why does the word "cramps" have such an awful connotation behind it??


*kiss* for you, Higher!

 

[Ginger_grl]

Theres an apt saying to go with that 'I love my job, it's the work I hate.

Why is it, that the hunkiest, most sensitive and good looking men are always gay...?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it, that the hunkiest, most sensitive and good looking men are always gay...?

They're not . . .

 

[TantaLiza]

Why is it, that the hunkiest, most sensitive and good looking men are always gay...?

Damn if I didn't wonder that one myself???!!!

 

[Ginger_grl]

Damn if I didn't wonder that one myself???!!!

Higher.....a few million women cannot be wrong....

 

[charmed1]

Why is it, that the hunkiest, most sensitive and good looking men are always gay...?

Or attached?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Higher.....a few million women cannot be wrong....

I still think you're wrong, and wait 'til I tell my partner, Gary . . .

 

[Ginger_grl]

Or attached?

Ah yes attached, I didn't forget that one Charmed....LOL