The Why Is It? Thread . . .

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it with self assembly kits, there are always pieces left over and the instructions are written in an alien language.?

That's MI5 for you . . .

 

[Mystery Lover]

Why is that every time you wait for him to call he doesn't?

Why is that no sooner than you leave he calls or you turn off you computer he sends you email?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is that every time you wait for him to call he doesn't?

Why is that no sooner than you leave he calls or you turn off you computer he sends you email?

Such are the mysteries of life, Mystery . . .

 

[The Temptress]

Such are the mysteries of life, Mystery . . .

Why is it there are mysteries of life?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it there are mysteries of life?

If there were no mysteries, there would be no wonder in the world . . .

 

[The Temptress]

If there were no mysteries, there would be no wonder in the world . . .

Sometimes I think I could do with a little less wonder and a little more knowledge....

 

[higherlevel4u]

Sometimes I think I could do with a little less wonder and a little more knowledge....

I wonder . . . if knowledge is everything its cracked up to be . . .

 

[The Temptress]

I wonder . . . if knowledge is everything its cracked up to be . . .

Well I know it keeps you out of trouble !!!!

 

[higherlevel4u]

Well I know it keeps you out of trouble !!!!

Moi? I live in blissful ignorance . . .

 

[The Temptress]

Moi? I live in blissful ignorance . . .

For some strange reason hl4u...I do not believe that for a moment.

 

[higherlevel4u]

For some strange reason hl4u...I do not believe that for a moment.

Ignorance of what though?

 

[Ginger_grl]

Ignorance of what though?

Why do we say it's raining cats and dogs.? I mean why can't it be raining pigs and rabbits, or elephants and turtles eh.?

 

[Ginger_grl]

Why do we say it's raining cats and dogs.? I mean why can't it be raining pigs and rabbits, or elephants and turtles eh.?

Why is it that when we get a pain somewhere we are always drawn to touching it to make it hurt.

Or our children come in and say 'mum/dad when I stick this nail up my nose it hurts' for crying out loud don't stick the sodding nail up your nose then.

 

[carrie-on]

Why is it...We park on a driveway,but drive on a parkway?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Why is it that when we get a pain somewhere we are always drawn to touching it to make it hurt.

Or our children come in and say 'mum/dad when I stick this nail up my nose it hurts' for crying out loud don't stick the sodding nail up your nose then.

That's an old Tommy Cooper joke: Doctor, it hurts when I do this (sticks arm in the air). Well, don't do it then says the doctor . . .

 

[TantaLiza]

Why is it that someone offers to do something for you when you're almost finished doing it?? (the neighbor offered to do my lawn... when I was half done!!)

~sigh~ At least today, I didn't burn myself on the mower!!!

LizA

 

[higherlevel4u]

What if . . . they spelled a word wrong in your dictionary . . . how would you know?

 

[TantaLiza]

What if we repeat questions that have already been asked??

 

[higherlevel4u]

What if we repeat questions that have already been asked??

What if we repeat questions that have already been asked??

 

[The Temptress]

What if we repeat questions that have already been asked??

Oh and a smart ass too !!!!! LMAO

 

[higherlevel4u]

Oh and a smart ass too !!!!! LMAO

Morning Tempters . . . love you too!

 

[TantaLiza]

Oh and a smart ass too !!!!! LMAO

And that surprises you??? lmao

 

[higherlevel4u]

And that surprises you??? lmao

Oh, you too LizA? Anybody else want a pop?

 

[The Temptress]

Oh, you too LizA? Anybody else want a pop?

Bend over...I will give you a pop !!!!!

 

[TantaLiza]

Bend over...I will give you a pop !!!!!

Me too.....me too!!!