The White Album

[Purple Haze]

C'mon, c'mon,
C'mon, c'mon,
C'mon it's such a thrill,
C'mon it's such a thrill,
C'mon and take it easy,
C'mom and take it easy.

Take it easy,(chunka chunka chunka chunka chunka)

Take it easy, (chunka chunka chunka chunka chunka)

Every body's got somethin' to hide except for me and my monkey

 

[Cheri]

Where the hell is Leroy?

 

[Purple Haze]

Leroy left me for a hardware store, the bastard, I thought I could count a good two months of residential plumbing, Instead, lawn-care is his passion, whatta boob. He can take his willing wee- wee out to the shed.

Besides, keeping him shaved was a full-time chore, "cornhole" stain my ass.

[Edited by Purple Haze on 10-16-2000 at 07:57 PM]

 

[Bobtoad777]

Everything you Know is wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty papercut
and, well, to make a long story short
it got infected and I died
so now I'm up in heaven with
St. Peter by the pearly gates
and it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
for all eternity
and every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

 

[Purple Haze]

Your inside is out when your outside is in,
Your outside is in when your inside is out,
So come on,

Come on,
C'mon it's such a joy, c'mon it's such a joy,
C'mon and take it easy, c'mon and take it easy,

Take it easy,

Take it easy,

Every body's got somethin' to hide except for me and my monkey

 

[ElaineWest]

!!!One of my fav Beatle albums!!!

Hey Bungalow Bill...
What did you kill?
Bungalow Bill?

Have you seen the little piggies
crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
but everyone knew her as Nancy.

Yes I'm lonely wanna die
Yes I'm lonely wanna die
If I ain't dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again!!!!
Yeah...Yeah, Yeah....YEAH!

The deeper you go, the higher you fly.
The higher you fly, the deeper you go so COME ON!!!!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

She was a working girl,
North of England way,
(though she's hit the big time)
In the USA,

And if she could only here me,
This is what I'd say,

Did you ever spin the record backwards?

 

[ElaineWest]

You mean like at the end of "I'm so tired?" The "Paul is dead now...misshimmisshim, miss HIM!" Yeah, I fell for all the death clues and nearly destroyed my father's records trying! opps

But if you mean playing "honey pie" backwards I never tried..what happens?

 

[Purple Haze]

Nothing in particular on "Honey Pie"

If you spin "Revolution 9" backwards it says "turn me on dead man, turn me on dead man"

 

[ElaineWest]

OH you don't have to tell me!

I've done it all!!! As far as the White Album and ALL the death clues!!!!

 

[Young Knave]

Cheri, where did you get that LBJ quote?

Did he really say that? I know he said some outragous things (he thought the JFK hit was a conspiracy fer cryin' out loud). Where'd you find it.

Young Knave
History Buff

 

[insideShiraz]

Dear Prudence...

Won't you come out to Play?...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Love........

Is a warm gun.

Momma.

 

[Cheri]

Re: Cheri, where did you get that LBJ quote?

Did he really say that? I know he said some outragous things (he thought the JFK hit was a conspiracy fer cryin' out loud). Where'd you find it.

Young Knave
History Buff

Sorry I missed your question. I have no idea if it's true quote or not, just found it hysterical and popped it in there. I found it at one of my secret weapon kinda links, but I'll post it since no one reads much less cares about my posts. lol It's good to be me!
http://www.nd.edu/~adietler/quotes/

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes, that is a true quote....

From the man LBJ. He was a very crude man. I know guys (my father and his cohorts) who would know - he had a small - almost closet like room - under a stairwell in either the Old Executive Office Building or the Capitol - very near a guard stand - and he would take his dalliances there for quickies. He was a drinking, man's man - and old style Amurican politician. Actually a pretty could guy - but you had to be on his side - or he'd fuck you.

 

[Purple Haze]

Not true, Cheri. If you are judging a post by the amount of replies it gets, that would make Grey our current champion.

 

[Cheri]

Oh Purp baby, all is forgiven for the endless ignoring I've endured at your hands. Hell I might have to take my ego out of the shiny red box I put it in before coming to this site and let it read your post. What fun we will have...
lol Oh Sparkster, what would I do without you?

 

[Young Knave]

Hmmmm.

Paul is a dead man.

Miss him.

Miss him.