The Wet Nurse

[sirhugs]

My The New Mother idea got trashed; several sorts thought that The New Dad ought to have sex with the babysitter.

But I started wondering - if Mom is so busy breast feeding, who needs a babysitter ? (My real life experience )

Sure, dad needs a babysitter, but Mom might get jealous...

How about, though, if Mom needs to get back to work, but is a firm believer that breast is best. so she hires a wet nurse? A nice young woman whose baby daddy panicked and ran at the first baby bump. The wet nurse has over abundant milk, and of course, swollen leaky breasts with thumb sized nipples...

 

[LindsayRae]

And the baby isn't the only one getting a drink?

 

[sirhugs]

And the baby isn't the only one getting a drink?

well, dad tries to resist, but the nurse begs him...they hurt so badly...

 

[LindsayRae]

Oh, that could be a neat twist. And if he doesn't like the taste he could at least play with her nipples. Sort of, like, milk her. lol

 

[sirhugs]

Oh, that could be a neat twist. And if he doesn't like the taste he could at least play with her nipples. Sort of, like, milk her. lol

and of course, in the sequel, the nurse seduces the mother...

 

[JRaven]

and of course, in the sequel, the nurse seduces the mother...

"Your kid is full, and so are my breasts. You're gonna have to drain them, dear."

 

[Carnevil9]

You guys are milking this for all it is worth.

Sorry, I shouldn't be so intolerant.

 

[sirhugs]

You guys are milking this for all it is worth.

Sorry, I shouldn't be so intolerant.

not quite yet, Carney... we haven't discussed that God gave the nurse two breasts for a reason... the threequel threesome!

 

[brigel]

You guys are milking this for all it is worth.

Sorry, I shouldn't be so intolerant.

Pipe down, this is the breast idea I've heard in ages.

 

[Carnevil9]

Pipe down, this is the breast idea I've heard in ages.

You're right, of course. After all the stale plot ideas we've been subjected to, this is a breast of fresh air.

 

[LindsayRae]

And puns aside, it really is a good story idea. (However, I'm working on the "don't cry" one right now. )

 

[OzoneRed]

well, dad tries to resist, but the nurse begs him...they hurt so badly...

I think nurse's best strategy would be to offer dad some Oreo cookies. And since we all know that it's illegal to eat Oreo's without milk...

 

[bigbearz9]

Maybe a little intolerance is needed

Intolerance to:
Cow's milk
Soy milk
Goat's milk
etc.'s milk
Only solution is to drink any mother's milk

Mother has "breast fever" (real) and can't feed her child (twins??)

Dad had same problem as child and wants to check if same solution still works for him.

Mother has twins and needs to find twin wet nurses. (been talking to dad)

Have to get wet nurse from inside family due to child's genetic issues.

Mother/First wet nurse get's breast fever and just needs temp substitute to heal and take over again.

Only family Wet nurse has one breast due to removal to survive cancer.
Better - Mother loses one/both breast to cancer and needs wet nurse for child (twins??)

enough for now

BigBearz9