The welcome back luke thread

[Ann_Tagonist]

Sorry your superhot gf turned out to be a cutout from a magazine. Paper girls can be so one dimensional. They don't typically leave; they just blow away. Anyway, I've taken the liberty to hunt down your next superhot gf from the pages of some magazines I've stumbled across. Feel free to pick your favorite to use as your new profile pic. You have a cropping tool available right? If not, I can trim her down for you.

Smokin' GF hot #1:


https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3757/12755733195_2bd1eb97cd_b.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Too thin?

Smokin' hot GF #2:

https://img1-placeit-net.s3-accelerate.amazonaws.com/uploads/stage/stage_image/10960/large_thumb_facebook-ad-pretty-girl-wearing-t-shirt-while-lying-against-a-tree-a16281.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #3:


https://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/21539/02.png

 

[von_Bismarck]

Troll on, dude.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #4:


https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/wp-content/uploads/satevepost/2018-07-11-NCG-60-01-500x728.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #5:


https://blogs.bgsu.edu/ws2000fa18/files/2018/11/Magazine-ad.png

 

[Kantarii]

This is a good one... I actually jerked of to this one at one timeKant

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #6:


https://sfcjl.org/images/jsl/2017/JSL-magazine-2017-cover.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #7:


https://smedia2.intoday.in/indiatoday/images/stories/2016April/lynx_040716030535.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Super hot GF #8:


https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/8def6819497933.562db6dcc226e.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Super hot GF #9:


https://webcdn-adespressoinc.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen-Shot-2017-10-27-at-3.58.35-PM.png

 

[Kantarii]

What, no sexy ladies in black leather?Kant

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Anything? Am I getting close? I kinda get the paper cutout smokin' hot GF concept. It's like dating hookers. No questions. No commitments. Want purple titties? Grab a sharpie.


Smokin' hot GF #10:


http://seemewank.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/middle-eastern-nude-4.jpg

 

[HisArpy]

Smokin' hot GF #11. No cropping software needed.

https://smhttp-ssl-52271.nexcesscdn.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/265x150/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/a/male_madagascar_hissing_cockroach_gromphadorhina_portentosa__1.jpg

 

[Matthew Craig]

I found her! The new apple of his eye..

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoolScaryHarborporpoise-size_restricted.gif

 

[Kantarii]

I found her! The new apple of his eye..

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoolScaryHarborporpoise-size_restricted.gif

That’s fucking disturbing..... like to no fucking end, just sayingKant

 

[Que]

Why is it always incest around here:

Smokin' hot GF #11. No cropping software needed.

https://smhttp-ssl-52271.nexcesscdn.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/265x150/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/a/male_madagascar_hissing_cockroach_gromphadorhina_portentosa__1.jpg

He prefers his "girlfriends" to be smoking crack or meth.

He must have returned to it with a vengeance; he referred to his two-month absense as a "tweak-end."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Super hot GF #8:


https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/8def6819497933.562db6dcc226e.jpg

May I have the car???


It'd be completely wasted on him.


Hehe, wasted . . . .

 

[von_Bismarck]

These mAnn-on-man love threads are always adorable.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #12:


https://advsoc2014.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/burger-king-a-local-singapore-agency-made-this-controversial-ad-for-a-special-super-seven-incher-promotion-promising-to-blow-your-mind-away-the-innuendo-is-pretty-obvious.png

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF # 13:


https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/3/1/18/enhanced-buzz-orig-21835-1362179501-5.jpg?downsize=700:&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin" hot GF #14:


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/21/article-2328513-19E9D439000005DC-619_634x786.jpg

 

[Que]

No girl enthused with two inches? The trend was in his favor.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #15:


http://i.imgur.com/kbgey.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Smokin' hot GF #16:


https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0021/1573/1545/products/Pregnant-Women-Off-shoulder-Dress-Ruffled-Casual-Maternity-Dress-Mother-Maternity-Clothes_2a15ad3f-8bb1-4fd2-b7a9-9569a966d23f.jpg?v=1538769911