The Walking Dead

[Fata Morgana]

That movie makes me want to take the hottest shower imaginable. And scrub with a wire brush.

Icky for sure, but one of the few Cage isn't an absolute twat in.

 

[spacekowboy]

Icky for sure, but one of the few Cage isn't an absolute twat in.

False. He's an absolute twat in everything.



And I say that strictly because he has a world class comic book collection.... The fuck.

 

[Aquagal]

So what do they now do with Eugene? I mean... do you leave him? Or do the humane thing. Forgive and regroup?


I would leave his ass drooling on the side of the road, but I'm a heartless fuck like that.

The story should have Eugene die right there, I wouldn't care. The group needs some purpose though, now what?

 

[spacekowboy]

The story should have Eugene die right there, I wouldn't care. The group needs some purpose though, now what?

Regroup, with the others. Head back to that little town and try to start your own Woodbury. Minus the one-eyed psychopaths.





I'd stake Eugene to the ground then ring the dinner bell to cover my escape.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Regroup, with the others. Head back to that little town and try to start your own Woodbury. Minus the one-eyed psychopaths.





I'd stake Eugene to the ground then ring the dinner bell to cover my escape.

Good plan this.

 

[Wildling]

Good plan this.

Sadly I think they will forgive him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sadly I think they will forgive him.

Probably cos he's a simpleton. A dangerous simpleton though. He's their killswitch.

 

[spacekowboy]

Probably cos he's a simpleton. A dangerous simpleton though. He's their killswitch.

Wanna get hitched? I've got a block of velveta.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Wanna get hitched? I've got a block of velveta.

Wait til I have the full use of my neck and right arm again.

Just seen next week's trailer, it's all Daryl and Carol.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Nuh uh!!!! I was so young when that movie came out, but I was sneaky and watched it. I may need to view it again for a Reedus sighting. Plus, I'm drawn to dark films.



I saw it, too, and I can't wait!

He's not in it above a couple of minutes. Also spotted him in Mimic. I say spotted, it was his distinctive voice I recognised.

 

[spacekowboy]

Wait til I have the full use of my neck and right arm again.

Just seen next week's trailer, it's all Daryl and Carol.

I'd bang Carol. That gray hair is deceiving. She's a piece, that one.

 

[Aquagal]

I'd bang Carol. That gray hair is deceiving. She's a piece, that one.

Exactly. I think she's very attractive.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'd bang Carol. That gray hair is deceiving. She's a piece, that one.

She's no Shane...

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

Come to think of it, there isn't a broad on that show I wouldn't bang.



After running them through a car warsh once or twice, that is.

 

[spacekowboy]

She's no Shane...

You're right. She doesn't have goofy looking ear lobes or a problem coveting her best friend's husband.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You're right. She doesn't have goofy looking ear lobes or a problem coveting her best friend's husband.

Are you Rick?

 

[Aquagal]

Come to think of it, there isn't a broad on that show I wouldn't bang.



After running them through a car warsh once or twice, that is.

Even Lt. Yar?

 

[spacekowboy]

Are you Rick?

No, but I do have a python.

 

[spacekowboy]

Even Lt. Yar?

I forgot her name from TNG. Thanks for that. I don't stick my dick in a cannibal. I might not get it back.



And let me qualify... I would bang just about any surviving broad on that show.


Including the wannabe kbate.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Only in a zombie apocalypse would I bang Michone. And that's because it was between her and Carl and he said he'd biteme.

 

[dg]

I guess the assumption is that Eugene isn't dead? I guess he may live, but I'd imagine will be brain damaged to the point he's basically a zombie. I actually really enjoyed the story and can appreciate Abraham's rage in finding out that Eugene was lying to him.

Abraham was going to kill himself before meeting Eugene. Was interrupted and went back to finish the suicide when Eugene told him there was a way to stop it. He just wanted to be dead with his family. Think of the horror that he wouldn't have had to see if he'd just been dead right there.

 

[Wildling]

I guess the assumption is that Eugene isn't dead? I guess he may live, but I'd imagine will be brain damaged to the point he's basically a zombie. I actually really enjoyed the story and can appreciate Abraham's rage in finding out that Eugene was lying to him.

Abraham was going to kill himself before meeting Eugene. Was interrupted and went back to finish the suicide when Eugene told him there was a way to stop it. He just wanted to be dead with his family. Think of the horror that he wouldn't have had to see if he'd just been dead right there.

Eugene was just doing what he thought he needed to do to survive. He thought nobody would help him unless he was important and useful. And Abraham wouldn't have helped him, so he was right.

That said, Eugene is super creepy and annoying and my weird nerdy guy tolerance level is pretty damn high. So I do kind of hope he dies, I don't see him as being particularly worthwhile to keep around now, story wise.

 

[spacekowboy]

There is no place for cowardice in the zombie apocalypse.