The Wait Weight

[reignophelia]

Um, if Zoot has gone down, then we probably shouldn't bother him.

Just saying.

*scratches head* Huh?

I didn't mean to actually bother him. I was just kidding.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

*scratches head* Huh?

I didn't mean to actually bother him. I was just kidding.

I think "going down" was the key phrase there.

 

[reignophelia]

I think "going down" was the key phrase there.

Oh ok. I'm kind of relieved.

LOL

 

[Guest]

*scratches head* Huh?

I didn't mean to actually bother him. I was just kidding.

Yep.

Give Crim a cigar!

 

[reignophelia]

Yep.

Give Crim a cigar!

Crim, here's a verbal cigar from me to you.



I blame the heat. LOL

Where's that wine?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Yep.

Give Crim a cigar!

 

[Guest]

We all need drinks because I am definitely having 9 or 10.

 

[reignophelia]

Okay . . . .

Toothpicks: used to keep windows jammed open before crawling through.

Paper clips: lock picks

Ball Bearings: sets off motion detectors while you run the other way.

Sock: fill it with rocks or anything else you can find; use as a sap to knock out guards.

Gum: all-purpose adhesive.

Aspirin and the foil from the gum wrapper: Makes a small bomb.

Any questions?

Aspirin and a foil wrapper to make a bomb? Do you mind if I give the aspirin to sarah instead? I think she'll need it tomorrow morning.

 

[slyc_willie]

Aspirin and a foil wrapper to make a bomb? Do you mind if I give the aspirin to sarah instead? I think she'll need it tomorrow morning.

Okay, we'll bring two bottles

 

[Guest]

Okay, we'll bring two bottles

Two bottles?

Of rum? Lubricant? What?

Specificity, baby.

 

[slyc_willie]

Two bottles?

Of rum? Lubricant? What?

Specificity, baby.

Oh, Lubricant! We could definitely use that!

Y'know, for, um . . . penetrating through security.

 

[Guest]

Oh, Lubricant! We could definitely use that!

Y'know, for, um . . . penetrating through security.

Laughing -

I really need to post a picture of you from Chicago.

No, no, I haven't had enough to drink yet.

 

[reignophelia]

Laughing -

I really need to post a picture of you from Chicago.

No, no, I haven't had enough to drink yet.

Oh oh, come on! Please!

 

[Guest]

Oh oh, come on! Please!

Well, he's gorgeous, of course.

And he has this habit of only wearing a towel, and not for very long at that.

I'm sure the security camera watchers truly enjoyed the view.

 

[reignophelia]

Well, he's gorgeous, of course.

And he has this habit of only wearing a towel, and not for very long at that.

I'm sure the security camera watchers truly enjoyed the view.

*sigh* To be a fly on a wall indeed.

 

[MagicaPractica]

So that's it? My stuff is so good my stories rise to the top and float away and have to be hunted down? I kind of doubt it.

Which reminds me: what do you think the Lit offices really look like anyhow? I always pictured a cinder-block room in the basement of a school with a big folding-leg table with like 6 old IBM's on it and Laurel and Manu at one end and 4 exhausted geeks at the other with their tongues out and their eyes all red, glasses misted over, scrolling through endless lists of stories...

Or do they have a giant corporate campus in upstate New York with hunky security guards in crisply-pressed uniforms and impressive truncheons?

Probably more like the first.

Not sure what you're inferring by the first part. I always assumed it was all done by people volunteering their time. If they do have "a giant corporate campus in upstate New York with hunky security guards in crisply-pressed uniforms and impressive truncheons," then I want in. I need a job anyway.

 

[slyc_willie]

Well, he's gorgeous, of course.

And he has this habit of only wearing a towel, and not for very long at that.

I'm sure the security camera watchers truly enjoyed the view.

Well, there was that one desk clerk, Saturday morning, who gave me a funny smile . . .

 

[MagicaPractica]

Okay . . . .

Toothpicks: used to keep windows jammed open before crawling through.

Paper clips: lock picks

Ball Bearings: sets off motion detectors while you run the other way.

Sock: fill it with rocks or anything else you can find; use as a sap to knock out guards.

Gum: all-purpose adhesive.

Aspirin and the foil from the gum wrapper: Makes a small bomb.

Any questions?

Aha! Now we know Slyc's true identity. He is MacGuyver.

 

[slyc_willie]

Aha! Now we know Slyc's true identity. He is MacGuyver.

So you've ratted me out!

All right, that does it! Someone get me a blender, a Zippo, and twenty gumballs . . . .

One sex toy/torture device coming up . . . .

 

[Guest]

Well, there was that one desk clerk, Saturday morning, who gave me a funny smile . . .

I still can't believe you went outside naked to smoke.

Chicago, March, 2008 everyone!

 

[MagicaPractica]

So you've ratted me out!

All right, that does it! Someone get me a blender, a Zippo, and twenty gumballs . . . .

One sex toy/torture device coming up . . . .

Sounds interesting. I have a blender...

 

[slyc_willie]

I still can't believe you went outside naked to smoke.

Chicago, March, 2008 everyone!

Hey, I just gotta be me . . . if they don't like it, then they don't gotta look . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

Sounds interesting. I have a blender...

And I got a Zippo

 

[MagicaPractica]

And I got a Zippo

Anybody got twenty gumballs? Anybody? Day-um! Story of my life. Always twenty gumballs short.

 

[Guest]

Hey, I just gotta be me . . . if they don't like it, then they don't gotta look . . .

I liked it.

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