SinningOnlySlightly
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- Jul 17, 2007
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no, she doesn't have sex with you, but when you have sex for the very first time she's there to "take your virginity", much like the tooth fairy (different branch of the same union) takes your teeth. Virginity is something of a state of mind, innocence, naivity; being a magical creature, she can interact with this metaphysical part of you.
But because it's her job to be there when you do the nasty for the very first time, she is also somewhat of a voyeur; and she has to watch thousands of people a day (she does it somehow, magic you know). Sometimes she gets caught up with the people having sex and she forgets to collect what she's there for.
This is where the story happens, enter Donald Hagerty. He lost his virginity a year ago and has been having fun since then. But in what he was sure was a drug-induced hallucination, a representative of the fairies tells him that in their annual audit they have discovered that his virginity didn't return with their operative. They need him to go to all the people he's had sex with in the last year (accompanied by the forgetful fairy, no less) and discover which of them is the unknowing possessor of his virginity.
I've played around with it for a week, but I haven't had much luck with it, I'd like to hear criticism or fresh ideas.
But because it's her job to be there when you do the nasty for the very first time, she is also somewhat of a voyeur; and she has to watch thousands of people a day (she does it somehow, magic you know). Sometimes she gets caught up with the people having sex and she forgets to collect what she's there for.
This is where the story happens, enter Donald Hagerty. He lost his virginity a year ago and has been having fun since then. But in what he was sure was a drug-induced hallucination, a representative of the fairies tells him that in their annual audit they have discovered that his virginity didn't return with their operative. They need him to go to all the people he's had sex with in the last year (accompanied by the forgetful fairy, no less) and discover which of them is the unknowing possessor of his virginity.
I've played around with it for a week, but I haven't had much luck with it, I'd like to hear criticism or fresh ideas.