The Very Hot New Literoticans

[Marxist]

I wanted to point out to anyone not paying attention a few new Litsters that are smart and sexy.

SUPERLITTLEGIRL: Fucking amazing. Have you noticed how her she's done a subtle striptease with her avatar? And she always sounds at peace and contained in her posts. Very nice.

AMELIA: She's not always horneee, in fact she's mostly just levelheaded and sweet. What a nice person, even I can't bring myself to say something bad about her(!!). I'd like to see her frown once, just to know it was possible. Not likely.


Who else?

 

[Cheyenne]

Did I miss the memo announcing a "be nice" Saturday for you and Mouse? Is this a competition you guys are having or what?

 

[Marxist]

Did I miss the memo announcing a "be nice" Saturday for you and Mouse? Is this a competition you guys are having or what?

I still want you Cheyenne, nothing can change that.

 

[sexy-girl]

i agree cheyenne its very strange and kind of disturbing maybe i should start being mean to people just to level things out


superlittlegirl i hear is a lesbian ? ... although i maybe wrong (it happens lots ) anyway i think she's nice although i dont know her very well

and i dont think i've ever seen amelia in one of her av's without a gorgeous smile

 

[Cheyenne]

i agree cheyenne its very strange and kind of disturbing maybe i should start being mean to people just to level things out

Oh no, that would be just TOO much weirdness in one morning!
Besides, you don't know how to be mean.

 

[Marxist]

Superlittlegirl i hear is a lesbian ? ... although i maybe wrong (it happens lots ) anyway i think she's nice although i dont know her very well

I don't know her at all, but I think she's bi. Maybe she'll drop in to set us straight.



that was a pun....how droll....

 

[modest mouse]

Did I miss the memo announcing a "be nice" Saturday for you and Mouse? Is this a competition you guys are having or what?

I'm allowed.


Damn, had to go look for 'superlittlegirl'. She is mildly attractive. (Cough!) For those, like me, not in the know... click on her link for pics. Worth your time.

 

[riff]

 

[sexy-girl]

Oh no, that would be just TOO much weirdness in one morning!
Besides, you don't know how to be mean.

whenever i try to be mean people dont believe me i guess im not very good at it

marxist that was about as good as the usual puns i do

 

[kotori]

Did I miss the memo announcing a "be nice" Saturday for you and Mouse? Is this a competition you guys are having or what?

I think the "be nice image" is ballanced by the Charlie Manson AV. Isn't this how Charlie recruited Squeeky and the other girls?

 

[Marxist]

I think the "be nice image" is ballanced by the Charlie Manson AV. Isn't this how Charlie recruited Squeeky and the other girls?

Just look at my googly eyes baby, rain man gonna dance!!!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm feeling a chorus of "We Are Family" coming on. . . .

 

[Cheyenne]

I think the "be nice image" is ballanced by the Charlie Manson AV. Isn't this how Charlie recruited Squeeky and the other girls?

Marxist seems to have done that here at Lit already. I never understood it before since I'm immune to his "charm", but you may be on to something there with your Manson theory. I never understood him, either.

 

[Marxist]

I never understood it before since I'm immune to his "charm"

The Spanish word for today: Mentirosa

 

[riff]

Let's all sing some old Spinners tune.

God, I loved those guys.

 

[Eagle70]

Amelia is amazing, theres no doubt about it

 

[amelia]

AMELIA: She's not always horneee, in fact she's mostly just levelheaded and sweet. What a nice person, even I can't bring myself to say something bad about her(!!). I'd like to see her frown once, just to know it was possible. Not likely.

awww....marxist...thank you...and i understand what a big thing it is that you can't say something bad about me!! i'll get on the "find a frowning picture for marxist to see" job as soon as i can stop smiling from this!



and your right about superlittlegirl...not only is she cute...she's also very sweet

 

[Dillinger]

How come I'm not on this list?

 

[Marxist]

How come I'm not on this list?

No porn, just scorn.


Man, I'm just killer droll today...

 

[Dillinger]

Just watch out for drolls - they kill back.

 

[Laurel]

The Spanish word for today: Mentirosa

Check this out, baby
tenemos tremendo lío
last night you didn't go
a la casa de tu tío (huh?)
resúltase, hey you were at a party
higher than than the sky
emborrachada de Bacardi (no I wasn't)
I bet you didn't know que conocí al cantinero (what?)
He told me you were drinking, and wasting my dinero
Talking about, come and enjoy what a woman gives a hombre
(but first of all see, I have to know your nombre)
now I really wanna ask ya, que si es verdad (would I lie?)
and please por favor, tell me la verdad
because I really need to know yeah necesito entender
If you're gonna be a player, or be my mujer
cause right now you're just a liar, a straight mentirosa (who me?)
Today you tell me something, y mañana otra cosa

I remember the day, que tu me decía
Time and time again que tu me querías (I do!)
and at the time, hey! yo te creía
porque no sabía that you where a relambía
You and Fulanito y Menganito, Joseíto y Fernandito
Larry, and Joey, y then his brother Chico (uh-uh)
Mucho de frontera, that's a straight skeeza
si quieres un pedacito (baby) go her way cause she's a pleasa
But I'll tell ya, straight up porque broðe(r) me di de cuenta
That on Main Street her cuerpo estaba a la venta
Now get some el que quiera, get some cualquiera
Hey yo, she don't care man, she's a tremenda fiera
Yeah, you're hot to try and out to get what I got
Pero ya que te conozco what I got I guess not (porque)
Cause you're just a mentirosa con tu lengua venenosa [sic]
Today you tell me somethin y mañana otra cosa
(Lord knows you gotta change baby)

Mellow-"Girl, I can't believe you.
You know my mother's talking about me,
my friends are talking about me. Not me about you."
Girl-"About me?"
Mellow- "You're nothing but a skeezer"
Girl- "A skeezer? Don't be calling me no skeezer!"
Mellow-"S-si eres tremenda fletera mami uhuh la verdad."
Girl "Uhuh eso es que tu te piensas"
Mellow- "I bet you go to church and you're scared to confess."
Girl-"No, I do confess baby. I do confess."
Mellow-"Uh huh. Do you tell the truth, though?"
Girl-"Yeah I do."
Mellow-"Yeah right."
Girl-"Do you?"
Mellow-"Yeah! You're nothing but a skeezer you know what?
I got some other stories to say about you. And it goes like this."

Un día estaba en tu casa y ring, there goes the phone
Recojiste y dijiste (call me back, I'm not alone)
El quería tu dirección, yeah just your address
y ante que colgaste I heard you say (I'll wear a dress)
Ay, alabao' que descar'a is what ran through my mind
So I said let's go out tonight
She said (we go out all the time!) Alabao' man!
Ella no sabia that yo, I knew her plan
de que iba a salir with that other man
So I told the girl in Spanish I said hey! Ya me voy (pero porque?)
Cause you ain't treating me like I'm some sucker toy
Cause who needs you anyway (I need you!) con tu lengua venenosa
(no te vayes Mellow no te vayes, yo te necesito!)
Today you tell me something, y manana otra cosa (tsk! but?!)
Mentirosa!

 

[metal_minx]

oh, so you have to be cute, sweet, and clever to make the hot list? damn, well screw you all! *pouts*

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Laurel? Was that Mexican rap or something?
It made no sense, so I figured it had to be related to rap somehow.

 

[Guest]

I still want you Cheyenne, nothing can change that.

Get in line, bro, get in line...

I scare you too much to be on the list, eh?

*sees Charlie blink*

 

[Cheyenne]

damn, wrong thread