The Valentine's Day Contest Support Thread

[Jenny_Jackson]

Go Jenny...Go jenny...*script does happy dance* (of course...it might be from the meds )

Congrats Jenny

Hmmm... I don't need to write Harry Dick stories. I write them because they are fun to write and a relief from the serious shit I've been doing. Unfortunately, he's gaining a following of sorts.

 

[scriptordelecto]

Hmmm... I don't need to write Harry Dick stories. I write them because they are fun to write and a relief from the serious shit I've been doing. Unfortunately, he's gaining a following of sorts.

LOL! That's cause everyone else needs relief from the serious shit too. I'm afraid you've inadvertently made a success of him. Would that we all had such tough breaks.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You Wanna Do What? well, in truth, it didn't do much.

4.62 - 112 - 20

Come to think of it, 20-112-462 is a bit like the figure of a good-ol-girl I dated once. She was named, Miss Pear Queen, the next year. Ah, memories.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[rachlou]

Please don't! I adore your dark side

Thanks Muse.. Okay, slasher massacre amongst the tulips it is then...

 

[DG Hear]

Final Tally

Age Difference
4.81 200 19756 Erotic Couplings 01/22/07
Public Comments: 28

Age Difference, The Sequel
4.82 277 18271 Erotic Couplings 01/26/07
Public Comments: 35

Same Time Next Year
4.77 247 32004 Loving Wives 01/20/07
Public Comments: 52

Went no-where in the contest. I did enjoy writing them. If you haven't read them because you felt they were too long, then please take the time and read them now.

Congratulations to the winners and all that particpated in the contest. This thread made it all worth while. You all seem to be some decent people and excellent writers. In my book you're all winners.
Sincerely
DG Hear

 

[starrkers]

My tally:

Office Joke
Romance 01/22/07
score: 4.80
votes: 144 votes
views: 17078
Public Comments: 23


It's Got to be Perfect
First Time 01/25/07
score: 4.56
votes: 66
views: 14976
Public Comments: 8

 

[deathlynx]

Mixed Blessings
Score: 4.77
Votes: 22
Views: 2266

So by the formula; 4.77 x 22 / 25 = 4.1976

Though it looks like Rachlou has me...
Forever Mine
4.74
19 votes
Public Comments: 13

 

[l8bloom]

And in this corner of the universe...

Pon Farr
Score: 4.44
Votes: 25
Views: 3996

What was the criteria for last place (TM) again?...

 

[Foxee Browne]

Nice Job everyone! A lot of really gr8 entries this round!

 

[deathlynx]

What was the criteria for last place (TM) again?...

Score * #Votes / 25 = New Score...Unless you got 25 votes or more, in which case it's just your score...

 

[oggbashan]

Please keep the claim for Last Place (tm) coming.

The result will be announced on Friday 16th.

The result should be obvious to anyone following this thread who can use the Og formula...

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Bump for Valentine's Day.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Any last minutes claims for Last Place?

Only a few hours before the result is announced.

Og

 

[l8bloom]

Any last minutes claims for Last Place?

Only a few hours before the result is announced.

Og

if i understand correctly i do have a shot at it with pon farr, as above ... PLMK if i err ...

 

[oggbashan]

Last Place (tm) Winner

The winner of the 2007 Valentine's Day AH Last Place (tm) Contest is:




Pause for Drum Roll...



Rachlou with Forever Mine. Rating 4.74; Votes 19.

By Og's patent formula 4.74 x 19/25 = 3.60

jeanne_d_artois would be the runner-up with Valentine Cake Rating 4.64; Votes 22 = 4.08 but jeanne (and Og) are permanently excluded from the Last Place (tm) Contests.

That means that deathlynx's Mixed Blessings is runner-up. Rating 4.77; Votes 22 = 4.20

Honourable mentions to Darkniciad's Last Chance and l8bloom's Pon Far.

Og

 

[Selena_Kitt]

WOO HOO!

Congrats, Rachlou!

 

[l8bloom]

Woo-hoo! Congrats to all! Break out the Cubs negligee!

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I've always said any numbskull can write a winning entry. The true talent is for writing a piece that is so special that it claims that most coveted of honors, Og's Official AH Last Place (TM) award...congratulations RachLou on a job well done...

Has anyone approached Laural about possibly adding an L for these most venerated stories?

 

[deathlynx]

Woohoo! Runner up for Last place!!! I'd like to thank everyone who didn't vote for me, and all the trolls who spammed me

Congrats Rachlou! I'll have to try harder next time!

Personally I think it's funny that all three of the last three have the coveted "H" tag but still rake in last place...

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Woohoo! Runner up for Last place!!! I'd like to thank everyone who didn't vote for me, and all the trolls who spammed me

Congrats Rachlou! I'll have to try harder next time!

Personally I think it's funny that all three of the last three have the coveted "H" tag but still rake in last place...

Just goes to show how the stiff the competition has become...hmmm that may be a poor choice of words....

 

[l8bloom]

I've always said any numbskull can write venerated

Speak for yourself. Even if I could spell that, it makes me think "they who served in the military" and I can't truly say I have ever done so.

 

[Munachi]

The winner of the 2007 Valentine's Day AH Last Place (tm) Contest is:




Pause for Drum Roll...



Rachlou with Forever Mine. Rating 4.74; Votes 19.

By Og's patent formula 4.74 x 19/25 = 3.60

jeanne_d_artois would be the runner-up with Valentine Cake Rating 4.64; Votes 22 = 4.08 but jeanne (and Og) are permanently excluded from the Last Place (tm) Contests.

That means that deathlynx's Mixed Blessings is runner-up. Rating 4.77; Votes 22 = 4.20

Honourable mentions to Darkniciad's Last Chance and l8bloom's Pon Far.

Og

congratulations to all... hm, maybe next time...

 

[rachlou]

The winner of the 2007 Valentine's Day AH Last Place (tm) Contest is:




Pause for Drum Roll...



Rachlou with Forever Mine. Rating 4.74; Votes 19.

By Og's patent formula 4.74 x 19/25 = 3.60

jeanne_d_artois would be the runner-up with Valentine Cake Rating 4.64; Votes 22 = 4.08 but jeanne (and Og) are permanently excluded from the Last Place (tm) Contests.

That means that deathlynx's Mixed Blessings is runner-up. Rating 4.77; Votes 22 = 4.20

Honourable mentions to Darkniciad's Last Chance and l8bloom's Pon Far.

Og

Ahem... gee thanks... for the dubious honour of LAST PLACE Award!!

I'm thrilled to accept such a prestigious award....

 

[oggbashan]

Ahem... gee thanks... for the dubious honour of LAST PLACE Award!!

I'm thrilled to accept such a prestigious award....

Previous winners of the Last Place (tm) Award have gone on to better and higher awards (and some have won Last Place more than once).

You can now add a suitably modest statement to your signature to show your achievement...

Og

 

[rachlou]

Previous winners of the Last Place (tm) Award have gone on to better and higher awards (and some have won Last Place more than once).

You can now add a suitably modest statement to your signature to show your achievement...

Og

Done...

Oh well - the only way is up now!