The Unspeakable Truth

[jedi5]

I thought I'd start a thread where people can share the unwritten rules, or undeniable facts of this life, which are accepted but never actually mentioned.

I'll begin...

A guy never thinks of his girlfriend while masterbating until they split up!

 

[jedi5]

Another one...

You enjoy masterbation more than sex.

 

[jedi5]

Handymen are sexual deviants waiting to pounce!!!

 

[jedi5]

Your girlfriend is impressed by men who make more money than you.

 

[Illusionz]

Waiting too late in a relationship to admit "strange" fetishes will only end the relationship.

 

[muddpuppy]

Girls want what they cant have... Once they get it they dont want it anymore...