The Unisolated (unified) Blurt Thread

[Coolville]

i edited fast....in my tickle fit it twas a blur....

fuck this is funny. just had a laughing attack.

 

[Ginny]

laughing attacks rock....especially at 4:00 a.m. in the morning....

i better get my lil butt to bed.....good night cool one and TWB....thanks for the giggles.....

 

[TWB]

Schoolbus, dumptruck, what do I care. I know. It started out small: one of those mini carrots or two. Then came the celery stalks, dildos, computer mouses. Then the more obtuse objects: matchbook cars, candy canes (try not breaking one of those! huh!) my Palm pilot.

Sooner or later, large vehicles were all that could fill my insatiable ass void.

Oh, fuck me with your dump truck.

 

[Coolville]

i just did...

goodnight ginny.

 

[TWB]

Thanks. It was good for me.

 

[lovetoread]

here it is... but you'll be just as surprised as me to see what he's been hiding up there...

Who would have known so much was up there?

 

[TWB]

You might find some other stuff up there too, I think. I can't remember.

 

[lovetoread]

I aint going diggin for buried treasure...

 

[calypso_21]

I aint going diggin for buried treasure...

Hmm...this can be taken in so many different ways.

 

[lovetoread]

Heh...

 

[BigDawg69]

Hmm...this can be taken in so many different ways.

Yes, but can you be taken so many different ways?

 

[TWB]

Personally, I love to be taken.

And I love giving.

I emptied my ass and only found my coffee cup.

Thirsty?

 

[lovetoread]

Damn.

I need some Dew now.

 

[calypso_21]

Yes I can...and I am thirsty...but I have tea. What should be for breakfast?

 

[lovetoread]

Cereal

 

[calypso_21]

That just doesn't seem appealing today...I wish I had a chef to make me breakfast. I could so go for breakfast in bed right now.

 

[lovetoread]

lol,I was gonna have some fruit loops,but decided not to.

I would like an omelet.

 

[amelia]

breakfast burrito?


(are we talking about breakfast foods?)

 

[calypso_21]

I want french crepes with fresh raspberries and cream...and some orange juice.

 

[lovetoread]

I've not had a breakfast burrito nor crepes.

But OJ sounds good.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lovetoread]

Its empty again.

Pulling that cup out of his butt must have reminded him.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lovetoread]

It isnt me filling it.

But let me see what I can do to rectify that.

 

[TWB]

Ginny thinks I should fill it with tootsie rolls, but I prefer hershey kisses or chocolate easter eggs.


My ass not my PM box.