the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

I made cookies yestarday, peanut butter cookies. The kids and husband ate them but, they just made me sick. :(
 
I'm sorry Northwoods sub! I'll share my oatmeal specials with you! There's no raisins or anything!

(I hate raisins with a passion. Dead grapes with rigor mortis! EEEEWWWW!)
 
This is why you don't clean house:

I've spent the last hour looking for my phone charger. I put it somewhere really smart the last time I cleaned and it took me this long to finally find that smart place.

NO MORE HOUSE CLEANING

it's now been decreed.
 
I can go for that! It reminds when I was living with Kat. She had a habit of taking my car phone charger out of the car so that "it doesn't get lost". And I'd explain to her that if the car phone charger comes out of the car, I will lose it, just on principal. Because it's not a house charger. It's a car charger. So it should stay in the car. Not in the house. Because it gets lost in the house

I love the woman, but neat freaks are sort of strange.
 
So do you have one?

Nope, I'd rather not see them turned into housepets. If I had a way to keep one in a "wild" type habitat I would think about it. But since they're from the Sahara and I'm in Canada, well, that requires buku $$$$$$. That reminds me, must buy a lottery ticket tonight.
 
Might I suggest a switch to a mangonel and a couple of watermelons???

I'm saving that for the next round. Did you know IE spell doesn't know what a trebuchet is? I hope it's spelled right, but it's not in my dictionary! Who knew medieval weapons of mass destruction were so obscure?
 
I'm saving that for the next round. Did you know IE spell doesn't know what a trebuchet is? I hope it's spelled right, but it's not in my dictionary! Who knew medieval weapons of mass destruction were so obscure?


Yup...it's spelled correctly...
 
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