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the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

Betticus said:
Ok, this is Betticus looking really confused... What did I do this time? :confused:
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She blamed you. I'm only going along with her (wink-wink-nudge-nudge) to make it easier on you.
 
Tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men:

Charlie Sheen's little brother (Alan) comes into the living room wearing a towel and clothespins on his nipples, says he needs Charlie's help. "If you're doing laundry, you're going at it all wrong."

A moment later, he asks Alan, "Don't those hurt?"
A: "Hell, yeah!"
C: "Why don't you take them off?"
A: "There's a penalty involved."
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men:

Charlie Sheen's little brother (Alan) comes into the living room wearing a towel and clothespins on his nipples, says he needs Charlie's help. "If you're doing laundry, you're going at it all wrong."

A moment later, he asks Alan, "Don't those hurt?"
A: "Hell, yeah!"
C: "Why don't you take them off?"
A: "There's a penalty involved."
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LOL!! I saw that commercial, too and immediately thought of Lit.!! Will you be watching it? :D
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men:

Charlie Sheen's little brother (Alan) comes into the living room wearing a towel and clothespins on his nipples, says he needs Charlie's help. "If you're doing laundry, you're going at it all wrong."

A moment later, he asks Alan, "Don't those hurt?"
A: "Hell, yeah!"
C: "Why don't you take them off?"
A: "There's a penalty involved."
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LOL that's too damn funny :D
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Tonight's episode of Two and a Half Men:

Charlie Sheen's little brother (Alan) comes into the living room wearing a towel and clothespins on his nipples, says he needs Charlie's help. "If you're doing laundry, you're going at it all wrong."

A moment later, he asks Alan, "Don't those hurt?"
A: "Hell, yeah!"
C: "Why don't you take them off?"
A: "There's a penalty involved."
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I :heart: that show but always forget when it is on.
 
Luvkitty33 said:
LOL!! I saw that commercial, too and immediately thought of Lit.!! Will you be watching it? :D
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Was watching it here in Eastern time when I posted that, just a couple minutes after it occurred. The commercial didn't show the "doesn't it hurt" to "penalty involved" moments, which really made the whole show for me. Another good line was Charlie's response to the "penalty involved" comment: something along the lines of "been there, done that." I think it was actually more like, "I know the end of that story," but the whole scene just cracked me up.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Was watching it here in Eastern time when I posted that, just a couple minutes after it occurred. The commercial didn't show the "doesn't it hurt" to "penalty involved" moments, which really made the whole show for me. Another good line was Charlie's response to the "penalty involved" comment: something along the lines of "been there, done that." I think it was actually more like, "I know the end of that story," but the whole scene just cracked me up.
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Tonight must be the night for BDSM appearing in primetime TV shows. I'm watching "Dancing With The Stars," and Scary Spice (can't remember her real name) told her dancing partner, in reference to when they went to England next week, "Be submissive. You just need to be submissive. Be submissive.) The look on his face was priceless, and I was LMAO!!!!! :p
 
AngelicAssassin said:
on Earth
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White ash flakes are falling like snowflakes here. Sun was pretty much blotted out.

Wind gusts of 60 - 70 mph still coming through. Sustaining about 25-30 mph winds now.

If the winds shifts a quarter to the west, I'm kicking mrs o leery right in the hooha for leaving the lantern in the shed.
 
Aw, they always blame the old lady, never the cow.

Seriously, I'm so sorry you are having to deal with this R.J.
 
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