The un-FAWC Thread

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

For folks tired of being FAWCed over.

 

[lovecraft68]

I did this already. It was called the Tag Team competition. 15 authors stayed the course in a thread that went close to 1200 posts with no arguments. Not one.

No whining, no sniping, no bitching and no snark.

Wonder why? Hmmm what was the major difference between the two contests? Hmmm.....

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I did this already. It was called the Tag Team competition. 15 authors stayed the course in a thread that went close to 1200 posts with no arguments. Not one.

No whining, no sniping, no bitching and no snark.

Wonder why? Hmmm what was the major difference between the two contests? Hmmm.....

So do it again!

 

[sr71plt]

No secret there. No one posted there that you wanted to stalk. It's all something you do.

No one dropped in on top of your head to leave a rabid rant, like you (and your attention needy tag-team buddy) like to do. You were given respect that you don't give me here. Just like I don't attack your writing like you do mine here. Can't be more of an asshole than that on the forum.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Uh, PILOT? This thread is for the AH Cool Kids.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My 2nd unFAWK5 story goes live tomorrow. Writing #3 now.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Here's an exciting preview of #3:

Upon the table lay three items: a handkerchief, a book, and a knife. The PL twins sat at the table, their wrists tied together with the handkerchief; the knife placed between them; the book, THE COLLECTED POEMS OF PERCIVAL PILOT, the object of their duello to the death.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm so excited to find an old book I loved 40 years ago. Its called A 5 DAY COURSE IN THINKING by Edward de Bono. de Bono created something called LATERAL THINKING. I call it 911 problemsolving. The problems seem formidable but are simplicity once you figger them out. The suspension bridge made from water glasses and knives is a challenge to visualize and manipulate.

The bridge is made using 4 water glasses and 4 table knives, the goal is a bridge that supports a full glass of water on the middle of the span. One knife is too short to span the pier glasses.

 

[Swilly]

Here's an exciting preview of #3:

Upon the table lay three items: a handkerchief, a book, and a knife. The PL twins sat at the table, their wrists tied together with the handkerchief; the knife placed between them; the book, THE COLLECTED POEMS OF PERCIVAL PILOT, the object of their duello to the death.

The handkerchief can't be on the table if it's tied around the wrists of PL and pl, and a duel to the death would more likely have to do with the Flyers and Bruins than a book.

How do you keep track of whose turn it is for you to swipe at? Other than when someone writes something like this, I mean?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The handkerchief can't be on the table if it's tied around the wrists of PL and pl, and a duel to the death would more likely have to do with the Flyers and Bruins than a book.

How do you keep track of whose turn it is for you to swipe at? Other than when someone writes something like this, I mean?

When they beg for the attention. Its always the damaged ones.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So unFAWC5 #3 is almost written. Its a new low in dumpster inspired depravity. And fun to write. Let the FAWCers write PRETTY WOMAN forever.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Submit unFAWC #3 later today. The subtitle is ITS OK TO HIT A PREGNANT MAN, RIGHT?

With 9 days left with FAWC 5 There may be time for unFAWC #4.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Writing unFAWC #4. Should be ready for submit this week.