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Ours is low budget... but hopefully still enjoyable!

Got presents for our friends and family and my Fiancee and her GF are exchanging between themselves. I've pleaded lack of funds and told them to not get me anything cause i'm not getting anything for them!

but then, they have both been living off my wage for a year and a bit so I think I can claim I've given enough this year :p
 
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Urrrgh, I've gotten rid of mine now. Still coughing a bit but it doesn't hurt any more.

/Sympathy!
 
Just gotten over severe tonsillitis and now I've got an irritated throat.

It's taking the michael!
 
ha haaa all that is running through my mind at the moment is that song from like the asda advert/morrissons/sainsbury's w.e

"its beginning to look a lot like christmas...blah blah blah blha blah"

has that been haunting anyone else on here?
 
ha haaa all that is running through my mind at the moment is that song from like the asda advert/morrissons/sainsbury's w.e

"its beginning to look a lot like christmas...blah blah blah blha blah"

has that been haunting anyone else on here?

My mother works for ASDA, so yes, it has.

And no Annie I haven't, any good?
 
Yeah, its haunting me too. Not helped by the fact that my office has piped music (in the toilets of all places) and I keep getting blasted with it there as well.
 
Ugh, work again. Working with the manager today, which will be horrendous cos she's lazy as hell.

Not to mention, I'm shivering this morning. That can't be a good sign.
 
Good Morning to you too ....... cookies??!!!! you've been hanging around funny accented folks too long! *says she with a mouthful of yumminess* mmmmm did you bake these yourself?

LOL annie, I get told that a LOT. I've picked some american bad habits over the years that I can't break:eek:

Hmm, I wish I'd baked them myself! I'm a terrible cook...I brought them ;)

The Sky advert haunting me -

"Christmas, the snow's coming down..."
 
Yeah, its haunting me too. Not helped by the fact that my office has piped music (in the toilets of all places) and I keep getting blasted with it there as well.

That's just cruel and unusual. Also, radio 1 have been plugging this 'it's christmas in a week and a day' ditty which is as catchy and annoying as agga-bloody-doo.

Oh the horror.

Sorry to hear about everyone's sniffles. I've escaped so far but as some of my friends are diseased I think it's only a matter of time before I start coughing and hacking.

Oh the joys.
 
My mother works for ASDA, so yes, it has.

And no Annie I haven't, any good?

Supposed to be and can't hurt (I hope!) read the bottle anyway.
Have you noticed on that advert for M & S she sings 'In the meadow we will build a s'H'nowman' instead of snowman?
 
Arrrghhh, Today the music was Kermit the Frog singing Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Who is picking this music?

Afternoon all. what have I missed?
 
Evening campers.Bah Humbug!Let me get that out of the way first, I cant be arsed with the whole christmas charade. Being scottish New Year used to be my big thing but even that orgy of drunken debasement has lost its appeal.
I'll just celebrate the mid winter solstace and drink my self into oblivion over xmas. Getting old, bitter and twisted I suppose.
How's every one been?
Recovered fae the dehli belly only to have that replaced by this bloody cold!:mad:
Hope you all have a good festive period.
 
Damn it Jock, stop bringing the rest of us down! :)

Just be careful with that oblivion thing though, it's not all it cracked up to be!

Hopefully your cold will clear, your holiday season will pick up and "someone" will have a nice present for you.
 
Evening campers.Bah Humbug!Let me get that out of the way first, I cant be arsed with the whole christmas charade. Being scottish New Year used to be my big thing but even that orgy of drunken debasement has lost its appeal.
I'll just celebrate the mid winter solstace and drink my self into oblivion over xmas. Getting old, bitter and twisted I suppose.
How's every one been?
Recovered fae the dehli belly only to have that replaced by this bloody cold!:mad:
Hope you all have a good festive period.

*pokes JD* Oi, you grinch, behave! :p hehe seriously, I'm sorry to hear you have a cold now :(

Morning people:rose: I always seem to be saying that...
 
*pokes JD* Oi, you grinch, behave! :p hehe seriously, I'm sorry to hear you have a cold now :(

Morning people:rose: I always seem to be saying that...

Thanks Doll. Sorry for being a grinch but sadly I'm stuck on my own, in Hobbitton over xmas and new year cause I can't get any time off work. Never mind I'll have a good time at the end of Jan when I'm visiting KT.:D
Hope you have a good one shy.:rose:
 
Thanks Doll. Sorry for being a grinch but sadly I'm stuck on my own, in Hobbitton over xmas and new year cause I can't get any time off work. Never mind I'll have a good time at the end of Jan when I'm visiting KT.:D
Hope you have a good one shy.:rose:

(((((((hugs))))))) I know sweetie, that has got to be hard, like you said though focus on seeing KT in January, it's not long and it's definitely something to look forward too!

I have the dreaded cold too, but I'm determined to have a good xmas/new year period. I can't wait till I finish work though...the metropolis is a nightmare this time of year.
 
(((((((hugs))))))) I know sweetie, that has got to be hard, like you said though focus on seeing KT in January, it's not long and it's definitely something to look forward too!

I have the dreaded cold too, but I'm determined to have a good xmas/new year period. I can't wait till I finish work though...the metropolis is a nightmare this time of year.

A wee drop o whisky and honey in yer tea should help abit for this shitty cold thats doing the rounds.Heading to manchester for the day tomorow to see my wee goddaughter which should be nice.
 
A wee drop o whisky and honey in yer tea should help abit for this shitty cold thats doing the rounds.Heading to manchester for the day tomorow to see my wee goddaughter which should be nice.

Whisky isn't really my favourite drink :eek: I'll just have some fresh lemon juice warmed on the stove - god, didn't that make me sound old fashioned lol aww, that sounds like a nice way to spend a Saturday. :rose:
 
Damn it Jock, stop bringing the rest of us down! :)

Just be careful with that oblivion thing though, it's not all it cracked up to be!

Hopefully your cold will clear, your holiday season will pick up and "someone" will have a nice present for you.
hehe

Yes I am sure JD will get a nice xmas present from someone who loves him very much! ;)

Mine and his Santa Clause will really arive in January, but I dont mind, its deffo worth of the delay!! :D

Cannot wait! :eek:
 
*pokes JD* Oi, you grinch, behave! :p hehe seriously, I'm sorry to hear you have a cold now :(

Morning people:rose: I always seem to be saying that...
Yea he's a bit of grinch. My wee scottish ogre! :D

Xmas can be stressing, I am grumpy like hell myself. We will still have a nice xmas me and JD. Doesnt matter I am not there in person, I will see to it that he has a nice xmas! We both will. :)
 
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