The Tiny Tom Cruise...

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[IrezumiKiss]

...is going to be cast as Jack Reacher...GIVE US A FUCKING BREAK!!!

uhhh...Vette...the movie is coming out this month. This is not news.

I know getting old can make one slow and Alzheimer's is a bitch to go through, but really?

 

[Disgustipated]

...is going to be cast as Jack Reacher...GIVE US A FUCKING BREAK!!!

He's taller, thinner and has more money than you. Plus, less divorces.

 

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[Oo_Bugsy]

Hollywood can fuck up a wet dream.

I'll be sure to stand-by with a bucket of water just for you then.
May your wet dream be fantastically soggy!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

..lol

interesting

 

[chillywilly2]

What do you mean, gonna be cast...that was a year ago, the movie was made and it comes out Dec 21.


This thread was done about 3 months ago already

 

[Tryharder62]

They'll cast really short actors and actresses. You know I liked Top Gun but the actress who played the female lead had a really big head. I thought it was ackward.

 

[julybaby04]

Who is Jack Reacher?

 

[bronzeage]

Who is Jack Reacher?

6'5" action hero. Plot summary: He shoots, he kills he scores.

 

[julybaby04]

6'5" action hero. Plot summary: He shoots, he kills he scores.

Gotcha. 6'5"? That is funny

 

[KRCummings]

6'5" action hero. Plot summary: He shoots, he kills he scores.

The Reacher books are a lot of fun to read but they're pretty much interchangeable and Child isn't really that good of a writer. The likability of Reacher makes up for it though.

 

[KRCummings]

The funniest part of this thread is the fact that last year Vette posted several times in another thread about this but the dementia has apparently made him forget.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=38381151#post38381151

 

[Adre]

The funniest part of this thread is the fact that last year Vette posted several times in another thread about this but the dementia has apparently made him forget.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=38381151#post38381151

This goes a long way towards explaining many of his posts and positions. I will try to be mindful of his mental slippage.

 

[KyleW]

The Reacher books are a lot of fun to read but they're pretty much interchangeable and Child isn't really that good of a writer. The likability of Reacher makes up for it though.

Very true. The character itself is fun. the action itself is okay, and done much better in other books.

But yes, the casting of tom cruise is terrible. He's tiny, reacher is huge.

But it's just a movie

 

[eagleyez]

Me thinks the V-man has been has been huffing gunpowder again.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hollywood can fuck up a wet dream.

Jack Reacher is your wet dream?

 

[KRCummings]

Jack Reacher is your wet dream?

It surprises no one.

 

[Lancecastor]

It surprises no one.

True, I'm just surprised that he came out without a struggle.

Maybe putting down the burden will help with his anger.

pfft. scratch that.​

 

[Rolando2]

VAL KILMER gave him a black eye and broke his nose!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I've only read one Jack Reacher novel. He seemed a lot cooler than Tom Cruise. And a bit taller.

 

[RoryN]

Hollywood can fuck up a wet dream.

Jack Reacher is your wet dream?

 

[RoryN]

Jack Reacher is an American hero, you fucking faggots! Where's Cruise? I wanna piece of him!

*smooch*

- chevetteman

 

[jomar]

The funniest part of this thread is the fact that last year Vette posted several times in another thread about this but the dementia has apparently made him forget.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=38381151#post38381151

Cognitive slippage is a bitch.