The Thread Of Logic.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Mustering the best, deepest, honest, meaningful logic, that you can................

Explain why. Explain why you are here. Here on "this board," reading these posts and replies.

You are allowed to give one smart assed answer - but the other must be "real," and hopefully logical. The truth.

Yes, it's a bit of a dare - many won't partake. Many will think it stupid. Many won't have the balls. So........

So, let's have it - me first..........

Smart Assed answer? I like to dream of Laurel's tits, topped off with her bright smile and sparkling eyes.

Real Answer? As my new sign off indicates - fun. It's all in the joust. It's easy. And it's anonymous. And that's the truth.

 

[Bobtoad777]

The Truth: When I don't have any work I get bored so I surf around and this sites the forums interatcion of people of different backgrounds and histories is intriguing and sometimes education. I frequent a lot of forums, boards and online game sites and each community has its own feel to it. and this one is enjoyable even in the midst of the fights.

 

[Stormystarr]

smartass anwser-- Everyone here loves me, can't you tell?

real anwser-- I'm really fucking bored, and besides, the things a few of these un-named ones come up with do make me laugh. But others, who I'm sure know who they are, just make me sick with thier worthless threads. So thats when I leave the board.

hope you can make sense out of what I just wrote.

 

[Expertise]

Pseudo smart assed answer

In my profession being able to communicate without ulterior motives and with honesty is a refreshing change of pace. A touchstone to sanity.

And, like you, imagining Laurel naked.

 

[Silverlily]

Logic brought to you by Sparky, anyone else find that odd?


Smartass answer - where else can you flirt with a dragon and a bunny, get hot and bothered over federal regs, pretend to be a vampire, an alien, and Catwoman on the same day, and still not be committed?

Honest answer - see above, variety, gotta love it, this place is never dull for long.

 

[R Nitelight]

Smart assed response: I like to dream of Sparky's tits.

Real answer: The people. You're a pretty swell bunch, most of you.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Purple Haze]

I work alone. I post from my store, and I'm the only person that works here.

The BB is my surrogate office. I see most of the same people everyday hanging around the watercooler. I actually get most of my news here first, and I don't get fired for throwing paper airplanes into the next cubicle.

How the hell did I end up with Bobtoad for a supervisor?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Logic? Now I've seen everything....

Smartassed: I like to think of you all as different alters in my head...maybe I should lock the door before those guys in the white coats get here. Except for a few who I'm glad aren't in my head because then they'd see the naughty thoughts I have about them...

Real answer: Like Kitten, variety the spice of life and all that. Those I've "met" here are fun to talk to and play with.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I work alone. I post from my store, and I'm the only person that works here.

The BB is my surrogate office. I see most of the same people everyday hanging around the watercooler. I actually get most of my news here first, and I don't get fired for throwing paper airplanes into the next cubicle.

How the hell did I end up with Bobtoad for a supervisor?

Woohoo I am a supervisor. Now your productivity is down I want you to double sales by the end of the day PH.

 

[Expertise]

Oh great! BT is drunk with power.

 

[Purple Haze]

See, I told ya. He doesn't know what I've been doing to his coffee mug. hehe!

 

[Bobtoad777]

I aint drunk its not even supper time yet.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

I LOVE IT HERE!!!

Believe me, I am not bored in life at all. In fact I have so much to do in life, I run out of time in the day always. I am a full time student in college and have more friends than I could ever begin to list. I am always being asked out on dates, lunch and dinner. But the contrast between "real" life and life on the web is so incredibly immence. I go out somewhere in public with girlfriends or with a guy, and I get constant harrassment from other guys. Whistles, cat calls, and even rude comments and/or requests are a daily part of life for a young lady now days. Now don't get me wrong, some are quite flattering, but others can get on your nerves quickly. I have literally lost boyfriends over jealousy due to comments I've received from strangers in public. On the internet, whether it be in a chat room somewhere or a BB, it offers me the comfort of being able to meet and converse with other people, without the rude interuptions that you experience in real life! I have met some wonderful people on the internet, and at the same time, have total control over the development of friendship and relationships. Also, the things I have learned from others on here, whether it be news worthy or not, are priceless. After a hectic day at school or a date that went all wrong, its nice to be able to get comfortable and relax as you talk to people from places your feet may never even tread!

 

[Lil-Brandi]

LOL

Sorry...I'm not one for very little to say!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

You sure can type, Lil Brandi.

Come over to my cubicle and teach me how.

I'll show you my files.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Smartassed answer:

Honest Injun: Started when the Stud was on OTR driver, got fed up with the chat wars that were going on with the group of people I was chatting with, and found the BB. I did it to actually talk to adult people about anything that crossed my mind without having to worry about the phrase that seems to insinuate itself into all of my coversations lately, "Momma, I gotta go poop!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

So, Lil' Brandi my sweet.......

Please dear, read my/our profile - please do, look up some of Sparky's stories on the Story Board and then, then.....

Consider me/us (me and the Shebabe) in the possibility of of adoptive parents. Yes, we could protect you from all those young hethen males out there. Especially like one Mr. Purple Haze.

And - we could please you in other ways too.

Yezzzzz, my dear - come to us - come to us........

Anyway - think about it. Huh?

 

[insideShiraz]

Have Nothing to Say...

Except, mmmmmmm Tiggs...

 

[Purple Haze]

Lil Brandi,

http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/1801/pizza.gif I'll buy you a pizza............

 

[riff]

a friend invited me

and I could post or not post...

The reason, Mr. Sparky Kronkite, is that I seek diversion.... entertainment.

That is the REAL reason. I enjoy hearing about other people's angles on the universe. I enjoy some silliness too. I am not too much on the "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" shit (it's just not my gig), but there is enough I find appealing to keep me here so far.

 

[insideShiraz]

Wut? No Anchovies(sp)?

Take my slice, I still mmmmmm Tiggs...

 

[lala]

smartassed: i secretly lust after laurel's torties, and this is just one more way to get closer,...

real: because i've cried because of this board, i've laughed hard enough to fall off my chair, i've gotten turned on enough to have to leave the computer, i've gotten mad enough to be speechless (let me tell you, that's difficult!) all of this reminds me of my own life (i'm mildly bi-polar)

and i don't get called a fat bitch or "too" anything, i love the honesty here. in RL people are afraid to tell me what they think of me. here, if they don't like what i have to say they'll tell me. and i know it's not due to anything but what i said.

another smartassed but true: and i really do want to have like 10,000 of xander's babies