The Thread Killer!

[sun_lover_61]

First of all, I reached 50 posts today , at a rate of 0.66/day (woohoo). Not many, but they are all quite sublime.

Secondly, I was looking over my posts and noting how many times my post was the last post in the thread!

Then I noticed that this was most likely to happen when I had written something that was (in my mind) important, genuine, witty or funny or just fantastically sexy or interesting!!!

Sweet Jesus, am I a black sheep or what? Even amongst smut writers I don't fit in!

SL61

ps Want a thread to die? Post me and I'll work my "magic".

 

[neonlyte]

Just timing SL61 - we are all way out of sync with you

It's the nature of the beast, you get to join in after everyone (on the other side of the world) has had their penny worth or you are here when most others are asleep. Keep posting.

Talk to yourself even.


Sometimes you get better answers.

 

[gauchecritic]

I believe you Sun. Thread stopping is a fine art, keep up the good work.

 

[Guest]

I believe you Sun. Thread stopping is a fine art, keep up the good work.

You might try posting in "Last person to post here wins". I've tried to kill that monster a few times to no avail.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Accept your mortality!!

 

[sun_lover_61]

You might try posting in "Last person to post here wins". I've tried to kill that monster a few times to no avail.

How do you try to kill that monster?! Surely not by posting to it!

SL61

 

[sun_lover_61]

Accept your mortality!!

What?! WHAT?!!!! How dare you even suggest such a thing.

 

[carsonshepherd]

If you are truly a thread killer, we could compile a list of threads that need to die a swift and painless death....

 

[Kassiana]

If you are truly a thread killer, we could compile a list of threads that need to die a swift and painless death....

Including this one, I'd bet.

 

[ElizabethWest]

You might try posting in "Last person to post here wins". I've tried to kill that monster a few times to no avail.

That "monster" will never die now. I have taken over!

2128 posts there for me at the last tally. I apparently have more time on my hands than all other litsters.

 

[Guest]

That "monster" will never die now. I have taken over!

2128 posts there for me at the last tally. I apparently have more time on my hands than all other litsters.

Just because you feed the monster, doesn't mean you own it.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Just because you feed the monster, doesn't mean you own it.

The monster has taken over my life. I wish we could kill that beast, Dran. Damn you!

 

[cloudy]

Just because you feed the monster, doesn't mean you own it.

No?

I'd always heard the way to a monster's heart was through his stomach.

 

[Guest]

No?

I'd always heard the way to a monster's heart was through his stomach.

This may be true.

You can lure a wild cat close enough to pet by offering it food. He might even roll over and offer you his belly. But try to pick him up or put a chain on him and you will find yourself missing some pieces.

 

[Honey123]

Aw, Sun...I'm here now...that's usually my job!

 

[Guest]

No?

I'd always heard the way to a monster's heart was through his stomach.

For this monster, it is a tad lower.

 

[Guest]

*stab*

 

[Honey123]

*stab*

?

Does that mean this thread is thoroughly done?

 

[Guest]

?

Does that mean this thread is thoroughly done?

Aye.

And one for luck: *stab*

 

[Guest]

Since Lou stabbed right after my post, I was afraid it was I who getting stabbed.

Jacqueline the Ripper??

 

[Guest]

Since Lou stabbed right after my post, I was afraid it was I who getting stabbed.

Jacqueline the Ripper??

You'd better believe it, boyo.

 

[mismused]

Sun Lover, I think you'll have to fight with Matriarch for "Thread Killer," title. She claims it as hers.

Actually, I'm the best at killing threads, but I would never dare to fight with the sweet Auntie Sweetness, so I just whistle and keep my own counsel.

mismused, whistling away.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm last!

The Earl

 

[mismused]

I'm last!

The Earl

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You're lost, bub! Go get on "the last person to post here" thread.

 

[Dar~]

lets just all kill kittenshttp://www.sybermoms.com/forums/images/smilies/kkiller.gif