The Testosterone Lounge

[Guest]

sneaking in with sabotage on my mind and a bag of goodies under arm.
a light spritz of lavender to camo the manly stench.
bright pink toilet lid cover with matching hand towels in the bathroom.
filling medicine cabinet with all sorts of girlie things.. tampons, perfume, douches and the like
having called cleaning crew cuz even i wont stoop that low... notice the toilet and sink sparkle in the sunshine.
filling juke box with all female vocalists and celtic music.
hanging lacy curtains at windows...


aaaahhhhh.. almost too girly for even me.
my work here is... done..


silently slipping out before caught red handed

 

[rosco rathbone]

What the hell happened in here? It looks like the aftermath of a queer eye episode! Where is the billiards table?

 

[Guest]

What the hell happened in here? It looks like the aftermath of a queer eye episode! Where is the billiards table?

damn them to hell in a handbasket!
i applied to the show......
apparently, you havta be male.
i smell discrimination!


there was a billiards table? hrm..
i dont seem to recall....

but theres a shuffleboard in its place! play on!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/822586/shuffleboard.jpg

 

[rosco rathbone]

Had to come back to the scene and gloat, eh?

That was your mistake.

Close the door and lock it, boys.

 

[doormouse]

sneaking in with sabotage on my mind and a bag of goodies under arm.
a light spritz of lavender to camo the manly stench.
bright pink toilet lid cover with matching hand towels in the bathroom.
filling medicine cabinet with all sorts of girlie things.. tampons, perfume, douches and the like
having called cleaning crew cuz even i wont stoop that low... notice the toilet and sink sparkle in the sunshine.
filling juke box with all female vocalists and celtic music.
hanging lacy curtains at windows...


aaaahhhhh.. almost too girly for even me.
my work here is... done..


silently slipping out before caught red handed

LOL!!

I'm proud of ya love

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

BILLIARD? What billiard table? We ain't got no stinking billiard table. What we've got is a pool table, like God and Paul Newman in, The Hustler. Only problem is the ol' gal came in, said she was a friend of Pop, and has been hogging the sucker ever since. Maybe she wants him to stroke a round or two with her.

http://www.riskybizness.com/teens/t4_DSC01672-2.JPG

Rumple Foreskin

 

[rosco rathbone]

BILLIARD? What billiard table? We ain't got no stinking billiard table. What we've got is a pool table, like God and Paul Newman in, The Hustler. Only problem is the ol' gal came in, said she was a friend of Pop, and has been hogging the sucker ever since. Maybe she wants him to stroke a round or two with her.

http://www.riskybizness.com/teens/t4_DSC01672-2.JPG

Rumple Foreskin

BILLIARDS you cunt!

*breaks a billiards cue over your head*

"Bar Fight!"

 

[ferociouskittycat]

*orders a truckload of mud and laughs as the truck reverses... spewing its load of slosh into the ring.

DING! DING!

Gentlemen, take your corners.

There will be no hair pulling.
There will be no biting or scratching.
Compulsory stripping of each other's attire
We want action! So make this good!!

DING!

Go!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

BILLIARDS you cunt!

*breaks a billiards cue over your head*

"Bar Fight!"

"Hah!" he says, scratching his head and wondering what got his head lice in such an uproar. "You probably sneak off and shoot Snooker."

RF

 

[pop_54]

Standing on the bridge at midnight... Throwing snowballs at the moon... She said Jack I've never had it... But she spoke too fucking soon.... dum dee dum dum dee dee dum.

Evenin all how's it going.................................

Whoa!!!!!! fuck me this place smells like a pox doctors clerk's office... Ok which split arse has been in here cleaning????????

Ah been a punch up though... that's better... few busted glasses and Billiard cue's.

Phwaaaarrrrrrpppppp!!! That's better.

 

[doormouse]

Fuck me!!!

What happened to the male mud wrestling?????

 

[Colleen Thomas]

"Hah!" he says, scratching his head and wondering what got his head lice in such an uproar. "You probably sneak off and shoot Snooker."

RF

Rumple dear, when you are through hanging out with the boys, could you please pm me? I would like your opinion on something.

-Colly

 

[Seattle Zack]

http://www.numberone-erotic-sex-locations.com/03128885.jpg

Damn, now we're gonna have to get the felt replaced .... again

 

[doormouse]

http://www.numberone-erotic-sex-locations.com/03128885.jpg

Damn, now we're gonna have to get the felt replaced .... again

I think I need a cold shower

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumple dear, when you are through hanging out with the boys, could you please pm me? I would like your opinion on something.

-Colly

"Sorry, folks, duty calls," he says, while giving up his spot on the POOL table. "Pops, the doormouse seems interested in mud wrestling. See if you can sweet talk vella to giving her a tussle."

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

i could wrestle her.. but i have such advantage that the whole she*bang* would be over in a blink of an eye.

nuffin better than a punny cliche.


inhaling deeply da scent of a man...

catch me if you can.

 

[doormouse]

*mumbles about the wasted mud*

 

[Seattle Zack]

Does anyone bet on football? I bet through Aztec Gaming, usually about $300 to $500 per week on NFL games.... football is the only sport I bet on. I know guys who bet on baseball, and I tried that for one season, got my ass handed to me in a paper bag.

Football is the only sport I can consistently make money betting on ... some years are better than others, obviously, and I've learned not to bet too much on the Raiders (although, statistically, they have the best winning percentage against the spread of any team in any sport).

So, I'll post my picks for week one later on, even though the early Vegas line has already been posted. Haven't placed any bets yet, I don't see any lines that are liable to move big and let me straddle.

So, who's ready to make some money on some football? Bet the over early, because of the changes in the cornerback rules? Usually I bet the under the first few weeks, defenses are up to speed quicker than the offense, but this year may be different.

Regardless, I love football, can't wait for it to start.

--Zack

 

[SummerMorning]

The only sport a *real* man should be taking up is running...

...comes in handy in numerous situations:

1) running after women
2) running from women
3) running from women's significant others...



But if you want to be a real *gentle*man you should also take up fencing. And I don't mean picket fences or foils. No, I'm talking cut-and-thrust swords or sabres at least. Preferably something nice and big and sharp you can hold with two hands if things get messy...





Hey y'all.

 

[ferociouskittycat]

The only sport a *real* man should be taking up is running...

...comes in handy in numerous situations:

1) running after women
2) running from women
3) running from women's significant others...








Hey y'all.

Go Summer
Go Summer
Go Summer

LOL

 

[rosco rathbone]

The only sport a *real* man should be taking up is running...

...comes in handy in numerous situations:

1) running after women
2) running from women
3) running from women's significant others...



But if you want to be a real *gentle*man you should also take up fencing. And I don't mean picket fences or foils. No, I'm talking cut-and-thrust swords or sabres at least. Preferably something nice and big and sharp you can hold with two hands if things get messy...





Hey y'all.

yeah, samurai sword fighting! The nipponese are a race of MEN!

 

[SummerMorning]

Actually, I prefer the heavyier and manlier bastard sword... also, its name clearly denotes the effect its wielder tended to have on women (generally about 9 months after the encounter) before the invention of effective contraceptives...

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am a pale shadow of a man.

Sports hold zero interest to me. Neither does gambling. I do not know how to fix cars. I dislike fishing and hunting.

Sex drugs and rock and roll are all I have going for me as far as my qualifications go. Oh, and I like guns and anything involving explosions or tests of will.

 

[SummerMorning]

This thursday...

I am getting plastered.

But not just any old plastered. Oh no.

Me and a few of the mates are going to do it right...

First, we're going to go shopping - fine red wines and red meats and white breads and yellowish cheeses. Then we're going to prepare all the food, all the glasses, all the corkscrews. Very carefully, so that we won't spoil the drinking (maybe just a whisky or two during the prep phase).

Then we're going to pop those corks and have at them pinots and merlots...

If you haven't guessed - thursday is after-exam night.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Actually, I prefer the heavyier and manlier bastard sword... also, its name clearly denotes the effect its wielder tended to have on women (generally about 9 months after the encounter) before the invention of effective contraceptives...

My +5 intelligent samurai sword rolls 2d6 against your effective armor class. Your artifact bastard sword is shattered!

Now my men fly the black flag and ride across your lands unopposed!