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[Boxlicker101]

When I say losing, I mean badly, where as she has not been forced to remove any clothing, or enough to perk my interest moreso.. thus, being deprived of making her strip fully would make me cry (I was complimenting her, or trying too )

If Honey and I were playing with a group of others and I lost badly and was forced to remove every stitch of my clothing, I wouldn't mind as long as she lost to the same degree. (I am also complimenting her, or trying to.)

Both of us losing like that would, hopefully, be a good thing because once we were out of the game, we could probably think of something else to do that would be enjoyable to both of us. I would definitely be able to think of something.

 

[neonlyte]

You Guys are terrible.

It's demeaning to talk about playing cards to see who can lose their clothes and get the girl. lets just roll the dice, it's quicker.

 

[Boxlicker101]

You Guys are terrible.

It's demeaning to talk about playing cards to see who can lose their clothes and get the girl. lets just roll the dice, it's quicker.

True but it's easier to cheat when playing cards.

 

[Guest]

i think the worst thing is that you even have to play at cheating


lets
just
get
naked

no cards, no dice...
NO?
hrm... chicken shits, the lot of ya's

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i think the worst thing is that you even have to play at cheating


lets
just
get
naked

no cards, no dice...
NO?

I'm game.



~lucky

 

[neonlyte]

i think the worst thing is that you even have to play at cheating


lets
just
get
naked

no cards, no dice...
NO?
hrm... chicken shits, the lot of ya's

I think by cheating at strip poker, he means he turns up just wearing his socks

As for me, just after 5.00am here, can't sleep and I ain't getting dressed at this hour in the morning.

 

[Seattle Zack]

See now strip poker never made any sense to me.

Because you have to bet something, in order to win.

If only the loser removes clothing, then that's not poker. Maybe Indian Poker perhaps (er, musn't upset the PC majority on this forum, so we'll call it Native American Spiritual Card Reading or something).

I've played strip poker, of course, but the rules are somewhat haphazard. Can't actually bet a sock and a thong, can you? Unless the monetary values of the clothing are established up front.

I have played strip Trivial Pursuit, however, where everyone starts with six articles of clothing and each "piece of the pie" means that everyone else removes an article of clothing. Luckily, my prowess at the obscure "Arts & Literature" category made that a memorable evening.

Except for the two half naked guys I had to kick out of my apartment.

 

[Seattle Zack]

And we need to install a stripper pole here, in the corner of the Testosterone Lounge, just in case these .... curious women happen to stop by. As long as they don't knock over the scotch bottles or the boxes of Cuban cigars. Whadday think, boys?

 

[LorriLove]

And we need to install a stripper pole here, in the corner of the Testosterone Lounge, just in case these .... curious women happen to stop by. As long as they don't knock over the scotch bottles or the boxes of Cuban cigars. Whadday think, boys?

hey guys... i need a testosterone injection or several oops who the fuck put that whiskey bottle there

 

[Belegon]

hey guys... i need a testosterone injection or several oops who the fuck put that whiskey bottle there

can't help but imagine where "there" is...

 

[LorriLove]

can't help but imagine where "there" is...

just took me 10 minutes to get it out... well it was fun

 

[Honey123]

Look...I will just be wearing the cards and you can roll the dice to remove the cards off my body..how's that. We will make a new game here at the Testosterone Lounge...

Now, who can I find that will put the cards on me???

Anyone? Hello??

 

[Honey123]

See now strip poker never made any sense to me.

Because you have to bet something, in order to win.

If only the loser removes clothing, then that's not poker. Maybe Indian Poker perhaps (er, musn't upset the PC majority on this forum, so we'll call it Native American Spiritual Card Reading or something).

I've played strip poker, of course, but the rules are somewhat haphazard. Can't actually bet a sock and a thong, can you? Unless the monetary values of the clothing are established up front.

I have played strip Trivial Pursuit, however, where everyone starts with six articles of clothing and each "piece of the pie" means that everyone else removes an article of clothing. Luckily, my prowess at the obscure "Arts & Literature" category made that a memorable evening.

Except for the two half naked guys I had to kick out of my apartment.

You make some very good points here...but...who the hell cares...everyone gets naked..that's the object of the game....

Someone by this guy a beer....(gotta get him tipsy to play this game, methinks)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Look...I will just be wearing the cards and you can roll the dice to remove the cards off my body..how's that. We will make a new game here at the Testosterone Lounge...

Now, who can I find that will put the cards on me???

Anyone? Hello??

I will!! I will!! (jumping up and down and waving arms madly in the air) I can lick the glue on the backs of the cards and stick them to you or I can lick your body parts and stick the cards to the wet spots. I hope nobody will be obtuse enough to ask which method I would prefer.

 

[tolyk]

i think the worst thing is that you even have to play at cheating


lets
just
get
naked

no cards, no dice...
NO?
hrm... chicken shits, the lot of ya's

Chicken? Moi? Nope Just wasn't present at the time of your statement

 

[Honey123]

I will!! I will!! (jumping up and down and waving arms madly in the air) I can lick the glue on the backs of the cards and stick them to you or I can lick your body parts and stick the cards to the wet spots. I hope nobody will be obtuse enough to ask which method I would prefer.

Lick away, buddy


I have a special spot for the, um JACK

 

[pop_54]

Look...I will just be wearing the cards and you can roll the dice to remove the cards off my body..how's that. We will make a new game here at the Testosterone Lounge...

Now, who can I find that will put the cards on me???

Anyone? Hello??

Got your card marked darlin Never mind the freekin cards, how about a lick of that hot crotch

 

[Guest]

pops, you sexy beastie!
***SMOOCHES***

thats all.

 

[The_Fool]

Thinking back on all that training I got for oral sex as a kid. All of those tootsie-pops. All of that licking....And I never really bit it. Okay, I nibbled just a little...

He says Fooooooolishly as he licks on his orange tootsie-pop

 

[pop_54]

pops, you sexy beastie!
***SMOOCHES***

thats all.

God I'd love to fuck you Vella Oops!! sorry.... sorry... got carried away with the testosterone rush

(Luv ya kid )

 

[Seattle Zack]

With the holiday season upon us, I know many men are thinking of gifts for their wives .....

http://www.room17.com/Humor/DeBeers.jpg

 

[Honey123]

Anybody for a lap dance??

 

[SummerMorning]

Me.

 

[Honey123]

Me.

Honey slowly makes her way to Summer...putting a finger under his chin, her face dangerously close to his....spinning away quickly before his lips touch hers...she walks behind him...rubbing her breasts gently behind his head...coming back to the front, she bends down in front of him, her firm smooth ass, inches from his face. She runs her hands up along the insides of her thighs, around her hips before straddling him, rolling her hips up and down his lap....

 

[SummerMorning]

Mhm. Now this is more like it.

Summer smiles as he sips at his teran and savours the smell of Honey's soft skin along with the full buquet of the fine red wine.

Volare is playing in the background for unknown reasons... but it doesn't really miss the point.

I'm quite happy to be here, beneath such a luscious Honey...

Volare... ooo... Cantare... ooo...
Nel blu dipinto di blu,
Felice di stare lagiu.