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Honey123 said:
Anybody for a lap dance??

Honey, sweet as honey, with the gorgeous ass in your latest AV, a lap dance is one of the greatest things I can think of to share with you. I didn't say the greatest, just one of the greatest.:p :p :kiss: :kiss:
 
Honey123 said:
Anybody for a lap dance??

Believe it or not, Honey, I'm happy just sit at the back of the room and watch to see what you're going to do to Summer Morning...

...and if he has to leave, I'll keep his seat warm! LOL
 
gotwood49 said:
Believe it or not, Honey, I'm happy just sit at the back of the room and watch to see what you're going to do to Summer Morning...

...and if he has to leave, I'll keep his seat warm! LOL
If he leaves, I'm not sure I'd want to take his seat, at least not until it was hosed off. :)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
If he leaves, I'm not sure I'd want to take his seat, at least not until it was hosed off. :)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

im sorry but...

*snicker*
Rumple... you rock!:D
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Vella, you're just bad, not sorry. But, you shouldn't say such thing, they'll just encourage me. :)

Rumple

cant help it handsome. im nothing if not an instigator.
(or i could be the devil that sits on your left shoulder...i like that thought)
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
If he leaves, I'm not sure I'd want to take his seat, at least not until it was hosed off. :)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

Bahahahaaa....:D
 
vella_ms said:
cant help it handsome. im nothing if not an instigator.
(or i could be the devil that sits on your left shoulder...i like that thought)

You can sit on my face if you want darling:devil: , never mind the bloody shoulder... anyway that's the parrot's job... sitting on the shoulder that is... not the face... that's your job:p :D :rose:
 
Honey123 said:
Bahahahaaa....:D

Honey sweetness, would you not make noises like that while showing an arse like that... it puts rather strange ideas in my head:devil: :D :rose:
 
pop_54 said:
Honey sweetness, would you not make noises like that while showing an arse like that... it puts rather strange ideas in my head:devil: :D :rose:

Do sheep have anything to do with those strange idea???
 
pop_54 said:
You can sit on my face if you want darling:devil: , never mind the bloody shoulder... anyway that's the parrot's job... sitting on the shoulder that is... not the face... that's your job:p :D :rose:
Pop,

What if she sat with one shapely leg positioned on each or your shoulders? I'm sure the parrot wouldn't object. He might even find a interesting new perch.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Honey123 said:
Do sheep have anything to do with those strange idea???

Umm... Umm.... well not as such.... like umm sheep like.... but well more sort of.... well you know... Umm.... Blodwyn:devil: :)
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Pop,

What if she sat with one shapely leg positioned on each or your shoulders? I'm sure the parrot wouldn't object. He might even find a interesting new perch.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:


Well yes Rump's mate I suppose so... leg on each shoulder, wow!! like the parrot could drop to my lap and find a very erect perch couldn't he:p :D
 
pop_54 said:
Well yes Rump's mate I suppose so... leg on each shoulder, wow!! like the parrot could drop to my lap and find a very erect perch couldn't he:p :D

If your parrot were to sit on this "very erect perch" that you refer to, you would strenuously object, especially when he digs his claws into it.:eek:
 
Boxlicker101 said:
If your parrot were to sit on this "very erect perch" that you refer to, you would strenuously object, especially when he digs his claws into it.:eek:
So you think Pops would get the points, so to speak? Maybe Pops is a "natural" man and figures he'd have a little protection.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
So you think Pops would get the points, so to speak? Maybe Pops is a "natural" man and figures he'd have a little protection.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

No not natural Rump's, but the fucker certainly couldn't slip off the end:D
 
Boxlicker101 said:
If your parrot were to sit on this "very erect perch" that you refer to, you would strenuously object, especially when he digs his claws into it.:eek:

I like a firm grip on the perch Boxy:devil: :D Makes life so much more interesting.
 
pop_54 said:
I like a firm grip on the perch Boxy:devil: :D Makes life so much more interesting.

Would that be a long...firm...strong handed grip, Pops???

Can you show me how to do it??

*Honey looking very innocent and quite virginal....
 
Honey123 said:
Would that be a long...firm...strong handed grip, Pops???

Can you show me how to do it??

*Honey looking very innocent and quite virginal....

Very much so darling, strong grip essential:devil: I would so love to show you how to do it:p :rose: Even two handed:D


(Old British method of measuring the weapon, mine's two hands and a helmet:devil: )
 
pop_54 said:
I like a firm grip on the perch Boxy:devil: :D Makes life so much more interesting.
So does that mean the question is whether Pop uses and interlocking or overlapping grip on his niblick when he's stroking a round or two?

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
pop_54 said:
Very much so darling, strong grip essential:devil: I would so love to show you how to do it:p :rose: Even two handed:D


(Old British method of measuring the weapon, mine's two hands and a helmet:devil: )

Wow, I am impressed... ;)

But, is that two manly hands?
 
...is that like the old joke: why is it so sexy to get a handjob

from a 12 year old?

(their little hands make your cock look SO big!)

...hey, I didn't start the joke, I just repeated it, so don't go all

religious on me, okay?)

now I don't GOTWOOD
 
gotwood49 said:
...is that like the old joke: why is it so sexy to get a handjob

from a 12 year old?

(their little hands make your cock look SO big!)

...hey, I didn't start the joke, I just repeated it, so don't go all

religious on me, okay?)

now I don't GOTWOOD

A good joke anyways...;)
 
Honey123 said:
Wow, I am impressed... ;)

But, is that two manly hands?

OK guilty... I don't have huge hands:D But they are quite manly;)
 
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