The Testosterone Lounge

[Boxlicker101]

Anybody for a lap dance??

Honey, sweet as honey, with the gorgeous ass in your latest AV, a lap dance is one of the greatest things I can think of to share with you. I didn't say the greatest, just one of the greatest.

 

[gotwood49]

Anybody for a lap dance??

Believe it or not, Honey, I'm happy just sit at the back of the room and watch to see what you're going to do to Summer Morning...

...and if he has to leave, I'll keep his seat warm! LOL

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Believe it or not, Honey, I'm happy just sit at the back of the room and watch to see what you're going to do to Summer Morning...

...and if he has to leave, I'll keep his seat warm! LOL

If he leaves, I'm not sure I'd want to take his seat, at least not until it was hosed off.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

If he leaves, I'm not sure I'd want to take his seat, at least not until it was hosed off.

Rumple Foreskin

im sorry but...

*snicker*
Rumple... you rock!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

im sorry but...

*snicker*
Rumple... you rock!

Vella, you're just bad, not sorry. But, you shouldn't say such thing, they'll just encourage me.

Rumple

 

[Guest]

Vella, you're just bad, not sorry. But, you shouldn't say such thing, they'll just encourage me.

Rumple

cant help it handsome. im nothing if not an instigator.
(or i could be the devil that sits on your left shoulder...i like that thought)

 

[Honey123]

If he leaves, I'm not sure I'd want to take his seat, at least not until it was hosed off.

Rumple Foreskin

Bahahahaaa....

 

[pop_54]

cant help it handsome. im nothing if not an instigator.
(or i could be the devil that sits on your left shoulder...i like that thought)

You can sit on my face if you want darling , never mind the bloody shoulder... anyway that's the parrot's job... sitting on the shoulder that is... not the face... that's your job

 

[pop_54]

Bahahahaaa....

Honey sweetness, would you not make noises like that while showing an arse like that... it puts rather strange ideas in my head

 

[Honey123]

Honey sweetness, would you not make noises like that while showing an arse like that... it puts rather strange ideas in my head

Do sheep have anything to do with those strange idea???

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You can sit on my face if you want darling , never mind the bloody shoulder... anyway that's the parrot's job... sitting on the shoulder that is... not the face... that's your job

Pop,

What if she sat with one shapely leg positioned on each or your shoulders? I'm sure the parrot wouldn't object. He might even find a interesting new perch.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[pop_54]

Do sheep have anything to do with those strange idea???

Umm... Umm.... well not as such.... like umm sheep like.... but well more sort of.... well you know... Umm.... Blodwyn

 

[pop_54]

Pop,

What if she sat with one shapely leg positioned on each or your shoulders? I'm sure the parrot wouldn't object. He might even find a interesting new perch.

Rumple Foreskin

Well yes Rump's mate I suppose so... leg on each shoulder, wow!! like the parrot could drop to my lap and find a very erect perch couldn't he

 

[Boxlicker101]

Well yes Rump's mate I suppose so... leg on each shoulder, wow!! like the parrot could drop to my lap and find a very erect perch couldn't he

If your parrot were to sit on this "very erect perch" that you refer to, you would strenuously object, especially when he digs his claws into it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

If your parrot were to sit on this "very erect perch" that you refer to, you would strenuously object, especially when he digs his claws into it.

So you think Pops would get the points, so to speak? Maybe Pops is a "natural" man and figures he'd have a little protection.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[pop_54]

So you think Pops would get the points, so to speak? Maybe Pops is a "natural" man and figures he'd have a little protection.

Rumple Foreskin

No not natural Rump's, but the fucker certainly couldn't slip off the end

 

[pop_54]

If your parrot were to sit on this "very erect perch" that you refer to, you would strenuously object, especially when he digs his claws into it.

I like a firm grip on the perch Boxy Makes life so much more interesting.

 

[Honey123]

I like a firm grip on the perch Boxy Makes life so much more interesting.

Would that be a long...firm...strong handed grip, Pops???

Can you show me how to do it??

*Honey looking very innocent and quite virginal....

 

[pop_54]

Would that be a long...firm...strong handed grip, Pops???

Can you show me how to do it??

*Honey looking very innocent and quite virginal....

Very much so darling, strong grip essential I would so love to show you how to do it Even two handed


(Old British method of measuring the weapon, mine's two hands and a helmet )

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I like a firm grip on the perch Boxy Makes life so much more interesting.

So does that mean the question is whether Pop uses and interlocking or overlapping grip on his niblick when he's stroking a round or two?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Honey123]

Very much so darling, strong grip essential I would so love to show you how to do it Even two handed


(Old British method of measuring the weapon, mine's two hands and a helmet )

Wow, I am impressed...

But, is that two manly hands?

 

[gotwood49]

...is that like the old joke: why is it so sexy to get a handjob

from a 12 year old?

(their little hands make your cock look SO big!)

...hey, I didn't start the joke, I just repeated it, so don't go all

religious on me, okay?)

now I don't GOTWOOD

 

[Honey123]

...is that like the old joke: why is it so sexy to get a handjob

from a 12 year old?

(their little hands make your cock look SO big!)

...hey, I didn't start the joke, I just repeated it, so don't go all

religious on me, okay?)

now I don't GOTWOOD

A good joke anyways...

 

[pop_54]

Wow, I am impressed...

But, is that two manly hands?

OK guilty... I don't have huge hands But they are quite manly

 

[gotwood49]

A good joke anyways...

glas you like it, honey...I got a million more!