The Testosterone Lounge

[Rumple Foreskin]

Franklin is one of those figures in American history like Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Joshua Lawrence Chamberlin who can really make you feel like an inadequate little fart in the hurricane of life.

Honey, having you around could make us poor guys feel even more inadequate, but it could also ease our feelings of inadequacy. I'm willing to take the risk.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Belegon]

A true making for a party ~ specially since Bels team won!

Looking to take advantage of my good mood? Girl, just you by yourself is enough to put me in a good mood...now, add in the victory and...

you know, I do remember that cheerleader AV. Back in '95 I dated a Charger Girl whose name started with an "H"...hmmm, maybe this is what I need to break that writer's block

 

[doormouse]

*sneaks in spraying girly pee around the place.... hides all the beer and chains the fridge closed.

*draws moustaches on all the girly posters and hummmssss as she runsssssssssssss>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Belegon]

*sneaks in spraying girly pee around the place.... hides all the beer and chains the fridge closed.

*draws moustaches on all the girly posters and hummmssss as she runsssssssssssss>>>>>>>>>>

I think someone is cruisin' for a bruisin'...on both cheeks.

 

[doormouse]

I think someone is cruisin' for a bruisin'...on both cheeks.

*hic*

Afta all that beer *hic* won't pheel a fing

*hic*

 

[Belegon]

*hic*

Afta all that beer *hic* won't pheel a fing

*hic*

depends on what I spank you with...and where I put it next

 

[doormouse]

depends on what I spank you with...and where I put it next

My virgin ears!!!!

 

[Belegon]

My virgin ears!!!!

well, that's not quite the place I had in mind, but maybe I could at least tickle them for awhile with it...

 

[doormouse]

well, that's not quite the place I had in mind, but maybe I could at least tickle them for awhile with it...

Always the tease, never the tickler

 

[Seattle Zack]

Bet the Chargers for $100 .. right on
Bet the Eagles to cover for $100 .. nice
Bet the Redskins to cover for $100 ... good
Bet the Raiders for $250 (pick em) .. fucking Raiders

Considering my drunken makeup bet to save the weekend on MNF ... Thinking I'll bet the 'Boys and take the seven, but really on the fence on this one.... you think the Hawks can win by seven? No fucking way.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Considering my drunken makeup bet to save the weekend on MNF ... Thinking I'll bet the 'Boys and take the seven, but really on the fence on this one.... you think the Hawks can win by seven? No fucking way.

Zack,

This game may be a classic case of a movable object meeting a resistable force. After that great Sunday night game, it could be a real sleeper decided by turnovers.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Franklin is one of those figures in American history like Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Joshua Lawrence Chamberlin who can really make you feel like an inadequate little fart in the hurricane of life.

Honey, having you around could make us poor guys feel even more inadequate, but it could also ease our feelings of inadequacy. I'm willing to take the risk.

Rumple Foreskin

I'm much more than willing to take the risk. I am so eager to have sweet Honey around, I will take any risk.

 

[doormouse]

I'm much more than willing to take the risk. I am so eager to have sweet Honey around, I will take any risk.

Honey gets sweet and I get spanked

hmmm...

Actually, I'd prefer the spankings LOL



Oh, and you're out of beer

 

[Boxlicker101]

Honey gets sweet and I get spanked

hmmm...

Actually, I'd prefer the spankings LOL



Oh, and you're out of beer

If it makes you feel any better, I would also be willing to spank Honey but there are several other things I would much rather do. I would rather do those other things to you too since I am not really into spanking.

There is more beer in the garage.

 

[doormouse]

I would rather do those other things to you too since I am not really into spanking.

There is more beer in the garage.

I'm listening...

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm listening...

The beer doesn't make any noise. You'll have to go there and look for it in the refrigerator, find it and bring it in.

 

[Seattle Zack]

Seattle and Dallas

Was that a rollercoaster of a game or what? Had $250 on Dallas, with seven points, so I was chewing my fingernails in that last two minutes ......

I expected the 'Hawks to win, but to get so out-coached by the Tuna in the last couple of minutes ... that was some brilliant play calling. Those last two draw plays -- took some guts to send that call into the huddle, with Jerry Jones literally glaring over your shoulder.

Great game. I love sports.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Zack,

Folks here in Dallas are still a little stunned. Almost no one is gloating on sports talk shows. I really feel for the Seahawks and their fans. That one has to hurt, big time.

Rumple

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Zack,

Folks here in Dallas are still a little stunned. Almost no one is gloating on sports talk shows. I really feel for the Seahawks and their fans. That one has to hurt, big time.

Rumple

And everyone was saying Seattle was going to be the team to beat at the beginning of the season and now . . .

San Diego . . . Super-Chargers!

Actually, I think it'll come down to Pittsburgh vs. New England in the AFC, and I haven't figured out who's going to pick off Philladelphia in the NFC title game yet . . .

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I haven't figured out who's going to pick off Philladelphia in the NFC title game yet . . .

Neither has anyone else, Big A. I'll say Atlanta just because, with nine wins, they now have the second best record in the NFC.

Rumple

 

[Honey123]

Honey, having you around could make us poor guys feel even more inadequate, but it could also ease our feelings of inadequacy. I'm willing to take the risk.

Rumple Foreskin

My purpose in life is not to make men feel inadequate...it's to make them feel loved and sexy, RF.

I am the one who should feel inadequate here with you all wonderfully, gorgeous intelligent people....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

My purpose in life is not to make men feel inadequate...it's to make them feel loved and sexy, RF.

I am the one who should feel inadequate here with you all wonderfully, gorgeous intelligent people....

Honey,

Anyone who can sling that much BS needs to come over to Vella's Radical Sabbatical thread and join us in our sacred mission.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

 

[Honey123]

Honey,

Anyone who can sling that much BS needs to come over to Vella's Radical Sabbatical thread and join us in our sacred mission.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin

Thanks for the heads up...I went there...I am selling myself to the highest bidder to raise funds for "things"...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Thanks for the heads up...I went there...I am selling myself to the highest bidder to raise funds for "things"...

No longer. There are grander, nobler plans for you in Litstock's Church of the Sacred Female. Check it out.

Rumple

 

[Seattle Zack]

Rumple, we're used to losing.

Another sixty years or so and we can join the Red Sox. Really, the bar I was in, it was very disappointing, but it was not that unexpected. To blow a ten point lead with 1:45 left. We all kind of expected it to happen.

I know they were picked for the super bowl and on and on, but Seattle teams don't have the heart. Not the Mariners, not the Sonics, not the 'Hawks. Not like Pittsburgh or New England.

Super Bowl pick: Philly vs. Pittsburgh.