The Sweet Liar's thread

[Prince Romeo]

You haven't aged a bit!

 

[Nora]

Ok, I cannot tell a lie. This thread has cracked me up. Thanks, y'all!


My addition:

I can orgasm just from pleasing my partner!

 

[glamorilla]

oh my god i love your hair!

 

[Rex1960]

I told my boss he could kiss my ass

 

[bluemuse]

All I want is a glass of wine.

 

[Guest]

I'm just leaving. (usually said into a cell 'phone.)

 

[MercyMia]

Great thread!

How about, "I'll be there in 5 minutes. Ten at the most."

 

[MercyMia]

And what about, "Oh, this is so much fun! Aren't we having so much fun? I've never had so much fun in my life! Let's do this again!"

 

[Shadowann2]

I noticed you because of your wit, intelligence and charm, not your looks.

Ha! And to think I fell for this line!!!


The lie I hate because I've heard it too many times:

I never stopped loving you, even when I was fucking those other women!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Open wide...you're going to feel a little pressure.

 

[MercyMia]

I love you for your mind.

 

[glamorilla]

i just want to die.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I won't touch you under your clothes, I promise.

 

[Prince Romeo]

I love going to the dentist!

 

[Prince Romeo]

We'll take you off our telemarketing call list immediately.

 

[Pixie]

Click here if you wish to be removed from our mailinglist.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Try this 0% interest Credit card (*subject to terms). This is the last card you'll ever need.



* Terms: 0% interest goes to 200% after first late payment

 

[MercyMia]

A Fly in your soup?

"No problem. I'll tell the chef and he'll take care of it right away."

 

[Prince Romeo]

C'mon baby, if you just relax, anal sex can be quite enjoyable.

 

[MercyMia]

Through the bathroom door

"Just 5 more minutes. I'm almost done. I promise, we won't be late!"

 

[Prince Romeo]

Don't blame me I voted for.........exactly who the hell did run against Bush?

 

[Prince Romeo]

The two most despicable women on Lit:

Bluemuse
Nora

 

[Prince Romeo]

And yes, Nora really is a lesbian and a dominatrix to boot.

 

[marksgirl]

The most despicable AV on the board:

Prince Romeo

 

[Prince Romeo]

I forgot, I don't like marksgirl or Sideny328 either.