The Swear Box

[NoJo]

All fucking money goes to the fucking charity of your fucking choice.

Please, make fucking sure that only genuine fucking curses get fucking posted here.

Thanks a fucking lot.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

All fucking money goes to the fucking charity of your fucking choice.

Please, make fucking sure that only genuine fucking curses get fucking posted here.

Thanks a fucking lot.

No fucking problem. You're super goddamn welcome!

 

[Guest]

god damnit to hell in a fucken hand basket.
scrotumlickingcocksucking bills!

 

[Guest]

All fucking money goes to the fucking charity of your fucking choice.

Please, make fucking sure that only genuine fucking curses get fucking posted here.

Thanks a fucking lot.

Fuck off, cunt.

 

[Guest]

Fuck off, cunt.

im so disappointed
i thought for sure you would have said...

titty fuck bollocks.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I have to fucking go to fucking court in fucking March, goddammit! This fucking job does not fucking pay enough for me to spend my fucking time defending them!


PS Ya'll are all fine cursers! Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

 

[Guest]

Aye, pendejo, ¡chinga tu madre!

Perdita

 

[DrFreud]

Bloody hell, why the fuck is it that only the ladies posting to this goddamn thread.

 

[Guest]

Bloody hell, why the fuck is it that only the ladies posting to this goddamn thread.

Yeah, like I said, Joe's a cunt.

 

[Guest]

im so disappointed
i thought for sure you would have said...

titty fuck bollocks.

I'm trying to wean myself off that affliction, slag.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, like I said, Joe's a cunt.

He's a cool cunt though, for a twat. P.

 

[Guest]

I'm trying to wean myself off that affliction, slag.

shame, that...you whorebag
it was one of your most endearing sayings.

 

[NoJo]

shame, that...you whorebag
it was one of your most endearing sayings.

People with Tourettes syndrome are FUCKING ASSHOLES.

 

[DrFreud]

People with Tourettes syndrome are FUCKING ASSHOLES.

So coprolalia, this is what this is all about... It seems the other fuckers on the AH don't wanna play.

DrF

 

[Guest]

Wanna fucking bet? I can swear like a fucking trooper when I fucking well feel like it. Got that, asshole?

 

[DrFreud]

Wanna fucking bet? I can swear like a fucking trooper when I fucking well feel like it. Got that, asshole?

Oh you needy cunt. You can shove this bloody up your fanny.

DrF
somehow thought people would jump at the chance of swearing. Damn are they all polite or what

 

[cloudy]

shit

fuck

damn

piss

hell

(I actually have a button that says that exactly, and have been offered a good bit of money, but I wouldn't sell the motherfucker.)

 

[Guest]

Oh you needy cunt. You can shove this bloody up your fanny.

DrF
somehow thought people would jump at the chance of swearing. Damn are they all polite or what

You forward wanker. Stick it up your bum.

Lou

P.S. Yeah, who'da thunk it, in a place like this?

 

[yui]

Shitdamnhellmotherfucker. I hate fucking Mondays.

 

[NoJo]

I hate fucking Mondays.

I like fucking anydays.

 

[Guest]

I like fucking anydays.

thats one goddamn fine fucking attitude, you twat.

 

[NoJo]

Why, fuck you very much.

 

[TheEarl]

Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck. Bollocks.

The fucking Earl

 

[Guest]

you lot:

surly we can be more creative than....fuck....
arent we...or you writers?
hrmf!

 

[Guest]

fuckity

Christonacrutch, boy, what the fuck kinda girlie cursing is that?

Pear