The Swear Box
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bah...one day ill fookin learn to spell and youll be solly.Sub Joe said:
any way, for you sorry assed swearing bastids...
there is help:
Stop swearing
TheEarl
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Zebra bastard zebra, zebra, zebra fucker!
I can fucking say fuckety if I bloody well want. Bloody well remembered; I'd forgotten about that load of bollocks.
I've got something that can bloody trump that though: http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
Wankers! All of you!
The wanking Earl
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I can fucking say fuckety if I bloody well want. Bloody well remembered; I'd forgotten about that load of bollocks.
I've got something that can bloody trump that though: http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/
Wankers! All of you!
The wanking Earl
carsonshepherd
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Jesus motherfucking Christ... for fuck's sake, people. Get off your shitholes and do some goddamn SWEARING! Is this the best you candyass fucktards can do? Shit!
Honey123
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carsonshepherd said:
Hey,what the FUCK?
I am no pussy where cursing is concerned and I certainly don't need anyone telling me I am a fucktard when it comes to fucking cursing.
And if that's the best motherfucking cursing you can do, then I think that's the lamest fucking stupidass, son of a bitching, bitching you did.....or something like that...
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What a bunch of lame fucking shit. Such a literal translation of complete oblivous bullshit. What a fucking bitch of a way to translate thought into written fucking crap on fucking cracker. Just kiss my fucking ass and roll the fuck over. Just fucking take it...
Kassiana
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Fuck you very much, the FCC.
Fuck you very much for fining me.
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
So I'm really out of luck.
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me! -- Eric Idle, the FCC Song
It seemed appropriate for you odiferous stenches, you pigeon splats, you dumbass belches who posted here, so I hope you fucking well appreciate it.
Fuck you very much for fining me.
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
So I'm really out of luck.
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me! -- Eric Idle, the FCC Song
It seemed appropriate for you odiferous stenches, you pigeon splats, you dumbass belches who posted here, so I hope you fucking well appreciate it.
stingray61
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I thought all you ratfuck, rat bastards knew how to fucking curse. You scumbag motherfucking cunts aint got dick on me. I am the best son of a bitch that ever cussed his fat ass off and you fucking pricks damn well know it. Dickless, cuntfucks. If I ever see any of this kinda shitbird crap on the web again I'll cut yer fucking balls off and feed it to my motherfucking pitbull. son of a fuckin bitch I hate to cuss when I got a damn good show to watch on tv. If that bitch next door to me doesn't stop banging everything around I'm gonna go yank her cunt out and stuff it up her ass sideways Then I'm gonna ram my cock down her throat and fuck her cunt inside her ass. How's that?
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Lucifer_Carroll
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Sonuvadiseaseddonkeywhore. All the goatraping motherthroatfucking assholewannabes with their feeble little inverted dicks and shitgrinning power-hungry fuckwittedness needs to stop amicus-ass-loving me before I start breaking into fucking **** territory.
Godslittlebrotheronashitshingle, man.
Godslittlebrotheronashitshingle, man.
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Lucifer_Carroll said:
bliss.
reading "little inverted dicks" was like a balm to my tired eyes... thank you, fucktard.
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vella_ms said:
I've got New Yorker parents and asterixs and I'm not afraid to use either, *.
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i bow to your superior * usage. your new yorker parents dont scare me...not until they walk a mile in my parents shoes... erm... yeah... and they cant get theyah from heah.Lucifer_Carroll said:I've got New Yorker parents and asterixs and I'm not afraid to use either, *.
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TheEarl
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Ok, now I have something to swear about.
You fucking wanker Andy Robinson! You complete fuckbrain! How the hell can you justify selecting Jamie fucking Noon ahead of Smith. What the bloody hell does Smith have to do? Did he piss in your tea or nob your wife or something? And what kind of a knobend would select Steve Thompson again. Just putting aside the fucking awful lineout throwing, we need a hooker who actually believes he's a hooker, rather than prancing around on the wing like a prick, thinking he's got a bloody 14 on his back. What did Chuter do wrong?
Have you been taking bribes from the Irish or something? You complete and utter fucking retard Robinson. It's amazing that someone as stupid as you could've evaded evolution for this long! If we lose because of your inability to remove your head from your arse and your tongue from rugby league's collective dick, then don't even bother coming back across the Irish Sea.
For fuck's sake.
The Earl
You fucking wanker Andy Robinson! You complete fuckbrain! How the hell can you justify selecting Jamie fucking Noon ahead of Smith. What the bloody hell does Smith have to do? Did he piss in your tea or nob your wife or something? And what kind of a knobend would select Steve Thompson again. Just putting aside the fucking awful lineout throwing, we need a hooker who actually believes he's a hooker, rather than prancing around on the wing like a prick, thinking he's got a bloody 14 on his back. What did Chuter do wrong?
Have you been taking bribes from the Irish or something? You complete and utter fucking retard Robinson. It's amazing that someone as stupid as you could've evaded evolution for this long! If we lose because of your inability to remove your head from your arse and your tongue from rugby league's collective dick, then don't even bother coming back across the Irish Sea.
For fuck's sake.
The Earl
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May the eggs of a thousand lice infest your grandmother's cunt.
(A curse from an Armenian friend about Turks)
Perditata
(A curse from an Armenian friend about Turks)
Perditata
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Fucking selfish arrogant wanker. This chick ain't gonna take it. Make me fucking angry? Wind me up, will you, cunt? Your arse is gonna be so sorry you did that. It's fucking mine: owned.
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