The Summarize-a-Thread Thread

[shereads]

cunt cunt piss shit fuck smegma <-- Sub Joe contributing to one of Pure's threads

Smegma was the mayor of the Hobbits, right?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Smegma was the mayor of the Hobbits, right?

Now you're going too far-- taking the Mayor's name in vain!

 

[TE999]

"I'm happy--I'm sad--People are wonderful--people suck out loud--life is a holiday--life's a horror show--I'm sick--I'm well...etc...etc."

Isolated Blurt Thread and/or What's Your Mood Today? Thread

 

[S-Des]

Jessi's threads: Twenty very personal questions that she never answers herself.

Or "Naughty photos you should all share . . . except of course me" also from the lovely Fem.


"Holy shit, you're never going to believe what crazy-assed thing happened to me today," from Scheh (actually, that might be the name of one of her threads ).

 

[gauchecritic]

I've just found something cool in the v-bulletin for dummies book and you're going to suffer for it.

Most of Manu's threads.

 

[Guest]

I've just found something cool in the v-bulletin for dummies book and you're going to suffer for it.

Most of Manu's threads.

Coffee spew!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

"I'm last."

THE LAST PERSON TO POST HERE WINS, thread.

--

"Coffee!"

ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[CharleyH]

"Can pustules be far behind?"

~ Dr. M, Abject Sex thread

Dare I summarize threads?

#1: Whats your mood today?
Summary: Yawn

#2: Calling All Techno Geeks
Summary: tres yawn.

#3: Cough Medicine and Writing
Summary: I must be panzy if I can't handle Benadryl.

#4: ?!?Women Help?!?
I want to get laid, so IM me. (more interesting)

#5: The more than blurt thread, prose, poetry and manic triads
I want dirty talk in a group scenario; bukkake preferred, though.

(I am totally awake now, but only because of my last summary, Sher. Yow-za!)

 

[shereads]

Dare I summarize threads?

#1: Whats your mood today?
Summary: Yawn

#2: Calling All Techno Geeks
Summary: tres yawn.

#3: Cough Medicine and Writing
Summary: I must be panzy if I can't handle Benadryl.

#4: ?!?Women Help?!?
I want to get laid, so IM me. (more interesting)

#5: The more than blurt thread, prose, poetry and manic triads
I want dirty talk in a group scenario; bukkake preferred, though.

(I am totally awake now, but only because of my last summary, Sher. Yow-za!)

"Yowza!"

~ various threads I can't list right now because the dog needs to go out to pee


"American is the only country willing to be represented in the AH political threads by bigots, adolescent boys and people so ignorant they make our teeth hurt. I know other countries have idiots; for example, descendants of people who would have immigrated to the New World but couldn't figure out how to use the gangplank to board the ship...Let them speak, you cowards! Show us your ignorance."

~ any thread about Iraq

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

"You're all idiots. I know everything because I do! I don't need any evidence to support my theories or opinions. You simply must agree with them or else!"

Any thread started by Roxanne Appleby or Amicus.

Charming.

 

[McKenna]

"I've lied so much, my doctor can't get an accurate blood pressure reading without sneaking up on me."

This one gets my "Guffaw of the Day Award".

 

[McKenna]

"I'm too lazy to start a blog."

"I believe the entire world is interested in the intricacies of my inner self."

"I'm here, pay attention to me."

"I think, therefore I am going to tell you about it."


~The Isolated Blurt Thread

 

[bluebell]

Sub Joe's threads from a reader perspective:

Sex toy for my psyche!

Sub Joe's threads from Sub Joe's perspective:

Score! Sex toys. And cereal. And boobies.

 

[NoJo]

A Shereads Thread -

I fucking hate Florida