The Studmuffin Makes Asian S&M

[Marxist]

That looks painful, no?

 

[tortoise]

Is that a whiffle ball?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

That looks painful, no?

That looks painful, yes!

Are we sure it's not a form of acupuncture for bad sinuses?

 

[Marxist]

Is that a whiffle ball?

I think it's a practice golf ball. Ask KillerMuffin.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I see a dead man in the making, actually.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ohhhh, first the crack about Muffy being a man and now this.

Marx is prowling tonight.

 

[Marxist]

I see a dead man in the making, actually.

Yeah, it looks like he's a little hard on the girl. Be careful.

 

[Marxist]

Ohhhh, first the crack about Muffy being a man and now this.

Marx is prowling tonight.

I was just trying to get your attention. You know how much I lurve you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxy Marx just wants to be me, Ruby, you can't get cheesed at a guy for that. He's got a good start with his chocomacroclit.

 

[Private Vasquez]

But does she like it?

 

[Marxist]

I think she's enjoying it.

 

[Rubyfruit]

That's what I figure too, Muff. He's like the boy in fifth grade who pulled your ponytail, blew spitballs at you in the hall and sprayed cootie spray in your general direction every time he saw you.

 

[Private Vasquez]

She must think that her nostrils are too small.

streeeeetch....

 

[Marxist]

That's what I figure too, Muff. He's like the boy in fifth grade who pulled your ponytail, blew spitballs at you in the hall and sprayed cootie spray in your general direction every time he saw you.

No, that guy was such a dork.


I'm merely a nerd.

 

[Marxist]

She must think that her nostrils are too small.

streeeeetch....

Big nostrils are sexy. It's the new augmentation.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Lucky for me!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Its to prep her for nasal intercourse. You know about asian men & they're diminutive members.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Is it just me, or are the asians a little wacky with their porn.

I mean, first the kabu...cabb....cum shower thing and now nostril sex?

Let's not forget hobbled, bleeding infected feet too.

Silly!

 

[Private Vasquez]

Does she swallow during this adventure?

 

[Marxist]

Does she swallow during this adventure?

I'm not really sure.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

God in heaven, I was just joking!!! You mean they actually do that?????

 

[Private Vasquez]

If she's gettin' it up her nose, does she hork it in, or sneeze it out?

 

[Guest]

Is it just me, or are the asians a little wacky with their porn.

I mean, first the kabu...cabb....cum shower thing and now nostril sex?

Let's not forget hobbled, bleeding infected feet too.

Silly!

I've seen some Americans doing even freakier shit.

Wanna link?

 

[Marxist]

God in heaven, I was just joking!!! You mean they actually do that?????

Yes I guess they do.




Check out the Stud's new shirt. Killer really takes care of her man.

 

[Private Vasquez]

And right on top of the RCA box...