The StudMuffin has been in my M&Ms

[KillerMuffin]

He is so not going to be a happy man when he gets home. I'm going to wait until he's comfy in the bathtub and set up such a fucking ruckus about it that the only way he'll get a moment's fucking peace is if he dries his M&M eating ass off and takes is straight down to the nearest store and buys me another fucking bag.

Bastard.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Shoot the bastard!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Did ya have the purple ones?

 

[Never]

Why can't you share your M&Ms with the StudMuffins?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cause sharing means I get seven M&Ms out of a one pound bag. It takes me a month to go through 'em. It takes him an hour.

I had purple ones, back when I had M&Ms.

 

[Never]

Ahhhh..

 

[FallenSeraph]

Regular, Peanut, or Crispy?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Kick him in his muffin!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

KM...I'd always respect your M&M's. I'd lavish them upon you. (Hell, they're cheaper than flowers and diamonds.)

And just a thought. Wait until he's taking a shower and then flush the toilet. My ex always claimed she didn't hear the shower running when she did it. (In an apartment with only one bathroom?)

 

[LukkyKnight]

Get the pitchforks, kickin's too good for the likes of him.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Get the pitchforks, kickin's too good for the likes of him.

LOL

I bought the black and orange halloween m&ms today. They're hidden in the pantry, behind the swiffer refills. He'll never find 'em.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Studmuffin raids YOUR M&Ms, too? The man's unbelievably crass.
Dip the pitchforks in something noxious, and grab a torch.

 

[April]

Yeah, kick his ass. My husband's done that several times. Husband's are fucking pigs.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's a male thing. They get married, they quit thinking if they ever did.

Picture the scene (this happened last year before a local Halloween party):

A 13x9x2 foil pan is full of peanut butter cookies topped with hershey's kisses. They're cool enough not to smear, but still a little warm from the oven. They're covered with plastic wrap and huge note that says "DO NOT EAT THESE COOKIES. THEY ARE FOR THE HALLOWEEN PARTY."

This is what a man sees:

"Ooooh, Cooooookies. She must have made them for me! Look at the pretty wrapping!" Snarf snarf.

I was gone for twenty minutes. He ate a dozen and a half.

Oooooh. If I ever trade up I'm going to get one that can read everything, not just selectively.

 

[SweetCherry]

Isn't M&M thievery punishable by death in some countries? It should be.

 

[Never]

Lesbianism, KillerMuffin. Lesbianism.

I'd only eat one and then carefully rewrap the pan.

 

[April]

Now, in my house, he would have made the cookies. And I would have eaten one. Or two.

 

[Pagliacci]

Thanks KM,I had forgotten that I bought M&Ms on my way home and this reminder so aptly timed when I was wanting something to munch on.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Now, in my house, he would have made the cookies. And I would have eaten one. Or two.

I'm not sure I like the way this is heading. Can we get back to the whole pitchforks thing? I'm more comfortable with weaponry than baking.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'd eat the cookies & hide the pan & deny all knowledge of them

 

[FallenSeraph]

Peanut butter, cookies, and chocolate...

...just some of our weaknesses

 

[Lancecastor]

He is so not going to be a happy man when he gets home.
Bastard.

Another evening of connubial bliss at Casa del Muffy.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Beats another evening of solutide at Casa de Castor.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Studmuffin raids YOUR M&Ms, too? The man's unbelievably crass.
Dip the pitchforks in something noxious, and grab a torch.

Can you believe it? He was in my house for a few hours and ate every m&m.


ok, so that's not exactly true. Mr PCG had already eaten all the candy before the Muffin Family arrived.

I bought Butterfinger Cocoa today. Has anyone had it?

 

[April]

I'm not sure I like the way this is heading. Can we get back to the whole pitchforks thing? I'm more comfortable with weaponry than baking.

That's why I don't cook. Much.