mig
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I have fought a grizzly bear,
Tracked a cobra to his lair,
Killed a crocodile that dared to cross my path,
But the thing I really dread,when I've just got out of bed,
Is to find that there's spider in the bath.
What a frightful looking beast,
Half an inch across at least,
It would frighten even Superman or God,
There's contempt it can't disguise,
In the little beady eyes,
Of the spider sitting glowering in the bath.
Now it's time for me to shave,though my nerves will not behave,
And there's bound to be a fearful aftermath,
So before I cut my throat,I shall leave this final note,
Driven to it by the spider in the bath.
Tracked a cobra to his lair,
Killed a crocodile that dared to cross my path,
But the thing I really dread,when I've just got out of bed,
Is to find that there's spider in the bath.
What a frightful looking beast,
Half an inch across at least,
It would frighten even Superman or God,
There's contempt it can't disguise,
In the little beady eyes,
Of the spider sitting glowering in the bath.
Now it's time for me to shave,though my nerves will not behave,
And there's bound to be a fearful aftermath,
So before I cut my throat,I shall leave this final note,
Driven to it by the spider in the bath.