The sound of the electric can opener makes me have to pee

[BgMma]

....I have noticed that I am stranger than normal.

I can be just fine, no bladder fullness, no shivers. Then I use the opener, and I have to pee so bad that I just about don't make it to the bathroom.

Just thinking about it makes me have to go, but I flip out whenever I hear one.
I could be at the other end of the house, and I still have to pee.

Okay, so it isn't the most intelligent thread, but it is just something that bothers me.

Ahh, it's nice being bored.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Blindinthedark]

A shrink would say that you have associated the sound of the opener or something with a similar buzz with the act of urination.

Now lay back on the couch and tell me if you rem any experiences that could have linked these two very different acts

 

[BgMma]

A shrink would say that you have associated the sound of the opener or something with a similar buzz with the act of urination.

Now lay back on the couch and tell me if you rem any experiences that could have linked these two very different acts

I never thought of it that way.

Good point, dear.

Hmmmmmm.............

 

[#1tankcomander]

....I have noticed that I am stranger than normal.

I can be just fine, no bladder fullness, no shivers. Then I use the opener, and I have to pee so bad that I just about don't make it to the bathroom.

Just thinking about it makes me have to go, but I flip out whenever I hear one.
I could be at the other end of the house, and I still have to pee.

Okay, so it isn't the most intelligent thread, but it is just something that bothers me.

Ahh, it's nice being bored.

Well keep your hands dry when using the can opener, silly!
Or it will be a shocking experience.

 

[BgMma]

Re: Re: The sound of the electric can opener makes me have to pee

Well keep your hands dry when using the can opener, silly!
Or it will be a shocking experience.

Why didn't I think of that?

 

[kotori]

We could have another experiment...

 

[BgMma]

We could have another experiment...

 

[#1tankcomander]

Re: Re: Re: The sound of the electric can opener makes me have to pee

Why didn't I think of that?

That's why they started making cordless vibrators! SILLY!

 

[teddybear4play]

....I have noticed that I am stranger than normal.

I can be just fine, no bladder fullness, no shivers. Then I use the opener, and I have to pee so bad that I just about don't make it to the bathroom.

Just thinking about it makes me have to go, but I flip out whenever I hear one.
I could be at the other end of the house, and I still have to pee.

Okay, so it isn't the most intelligent thread, but it is just something that bothers me.

Ahh, it's nice being bored.

Huh.

And here all this time I thought I was weird for noticing that my popcorn maker hummed at the same pitch as the first note of the unplugged version of "Layla" by Eric Clapton.

This is way more odd. You need something else to occupy your time, girlie.

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

Oh, sure, razz me for unusual and involuntary body reactions.

I don't want to hear you all whine when you get a boner from the water heater, okay?

Hmm, and tb4p, if you would actually make good onyour offer of coming to my town, I would have plenty to do!!
Besides playing with the can opener.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Is it just the can opener or do other vibrating/buzzing sounds do the same? (eg Vacuum cleaner, food processor, vibrator, garden strimmer etc.)

You could try doing (more) pelvic floor exercises.

Or you could just buy a manual tin opener.

 

[BgMma]

Is it just the can opener or do other vibrating/buzzing sounds do the same? (eg Vacuum cleaner, food processor, vibrator, garden strimmer etc.)

You could try doing (more) pelvic floor exercises.

Or you could just buy a manual tin opener.

Ha ha ha. No, it is just the electric opener.


Maybe you would like to assist me with the pelvic exercises?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Ha ha ha. No, it is just the electric opener.


Maybe you would like to assist me with the pelvic exercises?

As much as I would be happy to help you with the pelvic floor exercises, perhaps you should try them just before turning the can opener on.

Is it only YOUR can opener? Do you have the same problem with anyone else's? If there is one demonstrated in a shop do you panic?

 

[BgMma]

As much as I would be happy to help you with the pelvic floor exercises, perhaps you should try them just before turning the can opener on.

Is it only YOUR can opener? Do you have the same problem with anyone else's? If there is one demonstrated in a shop do you panic?

It's any opener. Usually I have the strongest reaction to my own.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Do you think it might be the pitch or simply the fact that it is an electric opener?

 

[BgMma]

Darling, I have no idea.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Try an experiment.

Take the electric can opener, a vibrator and an extension lead to the bathroom. Plug can opener into extension lead.

Sit on toilet.

Turn on can opener. Turn on vibrator. Alternate between the two and see if you can switch off the pee urge when the can opener is on.

You may need to do this several times.

If you are lucky, you will orgasm when you hear the can opener.

If you are unlucky, you will still get an urge to pee but also feel very horny.

If the can opener is attached to the wall and can't be moved then you will need a bucket.

Don't forget to close the curtains.

And don't forget to let us know how you get on.

And good luck.

 

[BgMma]

Taking into consideration I have a three year old??

You think of some of the funniest shit, dear!

 

[mokum13]

Seeing you online makes something grow. Is that weird too

 

[BgMma]

Seeing you online makes something grow. Is that weird too

Nope, normal. Especially if you remember what I said to you last time!!

 

[mokum13]

Nope, normal. Especially if you remember what I said to you last time!!

Now's it's throbbing

 

[BgMma]

Now's it's throbbing

Does it throb now, or when I take you into my mouth?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Taking into consideration I have a three year old??

You think of some of the funniest shit, dear!

Dad takes three year old to park with instructions not to return for two hours.

Or takes him to the zoo.

 

[bknight2602]

....I have noticed that I am stranger than normal.

I can be just fine, no bladder fullness, no shivers. Then I use the opener, and I have to pee so bad that I just about don't make it to the bathroom.

Just thinking about it makes me have to go, but I flip out whenever I hear one.
I could be at the other end of the house, and I still have to pee.

Okay, so it isn't the most intelligent thread, but it is just something that bothers me.

Ahh, it's nice being bored.

hmmm errrrr Then use a hand one! Then pee later! LMAO

How are you today BgMma?