The silliest sex of all...

[KillerMuffin]

Some silly people do the silliest sex stuff

My cyberbrother regularly sends me these websites for some reason. No idea why he even looks for them. He is the one that brought me the joys of vacman1.com and more recently, the silliest of them all.

I've been tempted to do this silly silly sex a time or two, but, never go the oomph to actually carry it out. Too much effort I think.

Before I tell you what the Muffin thinks is really silly sex, even thought I thoroughly respect the rights of those to perform such sexual activities, I am wondering what other people think is the silliest sex "out there", ie, the world, online, whatever. So? What is the silliest sex activity you can think of that people might carry out?

 

[Cheyenne]

Um.... tying someone to the rollbar?

 

[April]

Dressing up in costumes is really silly to me.

 

[Weird Harold]

Simultaneous masturbation has always seemed a bit pointless to me. I don't know that is actually "silly" but Id much rather help someone get off than watch them do it themselves. (other than the specific case of having her instruct me in what gets her off.)

 

[R Nitelight]

Silliest Sex of all...

Being probed by aliens.







Oh, it's fun the first time. Then it just gets silly.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

The silliest sex I've seen on the web is a bizarre practice called "trampling", in which men (apparently) derive sexual pleasure from laying on the floor and allowing women, wearing only shoes, to stand and walk on their naked bodies, including genitals.

I'd cry if I wasn't laughing so hard...

[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 10-02-2000 at 04:30 PM]

 

[wolfie69]

oliver...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!! I think not... lol

muffin I guess the silliest to me is "food fetish" rolling around in cakes and pies or spaghetti.....

 

[KillerMuffin]

I thought household appliances was bizarre to the extreme, particularly when I saw a pic of a man curled up artistically with a cansiter style vacuum cleaner with his weenie in the hose. I laughed so hard, I almost made it my stationery.

But my cyberbro has managed to outdo himself. I can't say I'm shocked. Its called plushophilia. Perhaps you're familiar? This is the most harmless form of sex I've ever seen, they hurt no one. Its just, well, silly looking.

The point, apparantly, is to screw stuffed animals. There are even directions on how to make SRHs in your plushies (stuffed animals) if you prefer to penetrate rather than just rub yourself on your plushie. SRH = strategically placed hole.

I found a nice picture of a woman having some really hot sex with a big bunny rabbit that had a rather large dildo sewn into it. I thought of you when I saw it Thumper. *snicker*

Dunno if this would be spam, so edit if you need to Laurel (like I could stop you, lmao)
you can see it here http://come.to/blayze/ in the gals to plush section. Under bunny. *giggle snort*

 

[forgetunome]

KillerMuffin

OMG
That site is hilarious! Now I've seen it all! hahahahahhahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha! I just can't stop laughing!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

The worst thing is I know my brother used to do that... I mean the stuffed animals... don't think he graduated although his fiance does look like a cow.

And people think I am strange cause I am bi!

Oh well, whatever gets you off!

Da chef

 

[Silverlily]

ROTFLMAO!!!

That is too funny. I've heard of furrie sex. It's not my thing, I imagine those suits get hot, but plushie sex? Oh well, as long as the toy bunny was legal and consenting.

Mr. Chef, what's so strange about being bi?

The grass is never greener when you're on both sides of the fence.

 

[Merelan]

I will never be able to look at any of the kids stuffed toys the same again. Now I am afraid to leave them alone in there. Wonder what they are doing?

 

[Expertise]

There is a name for this but it eludes me...

There are men who derive sexual stimulation/arrousal/excitement from a woman crushing bugs under her feet or shoes. "The Practice" actually incorported it in to an episode featuring Henry Winkler as a Dentist who got off on it.

Oh how "The Fonz" has fallen

 

[Siren]

That is so fucking funny..........

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Off the wall yes... but I was always a sucker for the uniforms

 

[Siren]

Hey I am a catholic girl.....

 

[KillerMuffin]

And I thought the plushies were bad...

This is an interesting fetish, to say the least. Um, you just have to see it, really, its one of those you gotta see it to understand it...

Go here: http://members.nbci.com/fumefetish/

No, I don't have this fetish. Really don't. I prefer it when the engine isn't running!

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Vrroom Vrroom

Miss Muffin, you kill me! What amusing links you have, my dear!

And I notice they all seem to revolve around exhaust pipes, or intake valves, hoses, hot air and big motors.

I think that this guy just likes blowing smoke. I wonder if he pays the health insurance for these models?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think I missed sticking http://www.vacman1.com in this baby. heheheh, ya'll gotta see that one, hysterical. Unless you like that sort of thing. Then it's orgasmic.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Um sex with vegetables seems sort of... um... yeah... no comment.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Vegetables? I thought it was about stuffed animals, car exhaust, and vacuum cleaners.