The Sexual Olympics

metasexual · Jul 29, 2003

Calling all sexual athletes!

This is a notice calling for the official nomination of sports to the first annual Sexual Olympics. Please submit your nomination with a full description of the rules, scoring, and techniques of your event. Winter and Summer events are both acceptable. A special category for extreme sports will also be considered.

I know I'm not the only one who has watched Olympic athletes and said OMG what they could do with that body

Meta

TheOverlord · Jul 29, 2003

found the rules....enjoy

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

yourdestonie · Jul 29, 2003

TheOverlord said:
nope and if i was closer i'd join you and see what we could CUm up with together

I'm sure we could cum up with several events

TheOverlord · Jul 29, 2003

yourdestonie said:
I'm sure we could cum up with several events

is this just for the summer or winter games as well...could think up new ideas for the Luge

or how about the Deluge...have to see who can cum the most liquiud in a certian time

yourdestonie · Jul 29, 2003

metasexual said:
Did I mention I was a wrestler when I was younger YD

Have fun with it OL and YD, I'll be back later to check on how things are, ahem, progressing

Meta

Hummm thinking I'm going to stroe that fact in my memory bank for Sept.

see you later Meta

yourdestonie · Jul 29, 2003

TheOverlord said:
found the rules....enjoy

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Great one I like that thought.

yourdestonie · Jul 29, 2003

TheOverlord said:
is this just for the summer or winter games as well...could think up new ideas for the Luge

or how about the Deluge...have to see who can cum the most liquiud in a certian time

Oh no winter games are definatly permitted :devil:

TheOverlord · Jul 29, 2003

yourdestonie said:
Oh no winter games are definatly permitted

i would love to play int he snow....mmmm

yourdestonie · Jul 29, 2003

TheOverlord said:
i would love to play int he snow....mmmm

Yeah but seems to me that the cold would play havoc with certin body parts

TheOverlord · Jul 29, 2003

yourdestonie said:
Yeah but seems to me that the cold would play havoc with certin body parts

yes but that could be the chalange.....Mixed event...naked guy and the girl has to get him hard....

yourdestonie · Jul 29, 2003

TheOverlord said:
yes but that could be the chalange.....Mixed event...naked guy and the girl has to get him hard....

yeah and only have a spacific length of time to do so that would work

Ammo44 · Jul 29, 2003

Those events sound awesome!! Can you imagine the television ratings? Or PPV?

TheOverlord · Jul 29, 2003

Ammo44 said:
Those events sound awesome!! Can you imagine the television ratings? Or PPV?

Definatly PPV

Vinde · Jul 29, 2003

wow i'm in, not sure what event i would like to participate more in though. Any chance for a decatholon type of event?

TheOverlord · Jul 29, 2003

Vinde said:
wow i'm in, not sure what event i would like to participate more in though. Any chance for a decatholon type of event?

HMmmm running and the stopping for oral sex.....and then running some more and then regular sex....and then running and a BSDM session....hmm intresting

Vinde · Jul 29, 2003

I'm liking the way your mind is working there Overlord. I think that would be my best event.

Ammo44 · Jul 29, 2003

You are on to something!!! Decatholon..hmmmmmmmm :devil:

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