The Sex Doctor

[Fly_On_Wall]

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase
the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to
take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns
came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical
exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then
concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I
can help you.


"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery
store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home,
take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes
across the floor until you make a bullseye in your wife's
love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to
her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only
your tongue.


"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from
across the room, toss them at your husband until you
make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness,
you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."


The couple went home and their sex life became more
and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs.
Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor
greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case
unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted
the physical exams and the same battery of tests.


Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help
you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex
life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help.


"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped
our friends the Browns, now please, please help us."


"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home
from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some
apples and a box of cheerios..."

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

HER SIDE OF THE STORY:


He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have
been
because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The
conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off
somewhere
more intimate so we could talk more privately.
So we went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm
trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something
else. I ask him, and he says no. But you know, I'm not really sure. So
anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just
puts
his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you
know,
he doesn't say it back or anything.
We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump
me!


So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV.
Reluctantly, I
say I'm going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joins me
and
we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I
just
wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep.
I dunno, I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think
he's met someone else???.... I don't think he loves me anymore!













HIS SIDE OF THE STORY:


Shit day at work. Tired. Got a shag though.