The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread

[4est_4est_Gump]

What women mean when they talk about fear of commitment:

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Go ahead fellow! Commit to putting the damned thing all the way in!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Fuckin' r00kies.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Rookie mistakes and sitch...



Usually a result of Comanchero brand.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Thursday!!!


Rookie mistakes are for rookies. Comanchero brand is for pros. And hos.


All the best Woody Harrelson scenes end in his dying . . . over and over.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNeols-O18


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRQtjVzj1bo


I know exactly, without uncertainty, how crazy I am . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

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Oh THANK YOU, Bewb Faerie!!!​

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Sorry, but a 1958 quarter would not likely still be in circulation in 1980, but . . . Wat, why you gotta be so damn tecknical???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_rRmkbA9I

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8ac1b6425e7fc2543767c6ddacaa931d/tumblr_nve5prjBmp1uscpvso1_400.gif

A classic!

They're trying to promote me again, but it is supposed to be on a short-term basis...



I might take it. If it turns out to be too long-term, :snicker:, I can always retire again.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

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Oh THANK YOU, Bewb Faerie!!!​

I'll bet she has good jeans...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A classic!

They're trying to promote me again, but it is supposed to be on a short-term basis...



I might take it. If it turns out to be too long-term, :snicker:, I can always retire again.

I'll bet she has good jeans...

I don't know . . . she might!!! Then she might have a flat ass, too.


Before he was my New Manager, my new manager told me things would be different when he was in charge. I told him that "I quit" is always in the forefront of my lexicon. His reply look was Complete Puzzlement. This week, I'm in charge and we're kicking asses and not even taking names. Das wut Ah'm tahkin' 'bout!!!!


It looks like the hurricane isn't going to kill me after all. Hell, it's not even going to result in Unplanned Side Work. Limp Dick storm!!!!


Happy B-day, Jimmy Carter!!!

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[Wat_Tyler]

God damn, it's raining like a sumbitch out there.


Off to bed - I've had enough 1 October.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy FAPtastic Friday!!!


Yep, the little job paid overnight, so it's Payday.


That, and rain, out the ass. Rain today, tonight, tomorrow, some Sunday, and clouds and maybe showers on Monday. Maybe sun on Tuesday!!!


Thank Gaia for daylight compact fluorescent bulbs.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm going to enjoy a day off.

~possibly~

The Queen has the day off too. It could be a mixed bag. Hell Princess is even out of school today, but someone else is taking her off our hands for the weekend. Big teen girl birthday bash...

~~:shudder:~~​

Warn the townspeople and round up the cattle!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Can you hear the rain from there???? Did I mention that it's raining its ass off here??? I may not have enough dry shoes to take with me.


I lost the smallest stop on my medical offices route - a whole $33/week. I think I'll make it somehow. They moved the office and cut us off - but not for lack of service, gods damn them!!!


You just got Hell-work day with The Cruel Taskmistress. You'd be better off at work.


I found something that you can suggest for using your old flip-phone:

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[4est_4est_Gump]

No, she knows that tomorrow I am going to have a tough day with a short crew and a helluva lot of freight, and since she worries about my heart, she tends to treat me like an invalid, which is good for me, we're getting free showtime this weekend, so I can sit back, relax and watch some old movies...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A load of white and light on such a gray and dreary day:

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[Wat_Tyler]

No, she knows that tomorrow I am going to have a tough day with a short crew and a helluva lot of freight, and since she worries about my heart, she tends to treat me like an invalid, which is good for me, we're getting free showtime this weekend, so I can sit back, relax and watch some old movies...

You've played her like a Stradivarius, haven't you???


Or is that a Stratocaster?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bh_LNjjIAAA1caG.jpg:large

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That is so hard to keep clean...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ahm a player!



A real baller...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I need to take a weekend and gussy up this place.


And then hire a Latina to keep up with it for me.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

That there's another job Americans just won't do...



Maybe you should send to the Philippines for a bride/maid.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Proper Insertion Technique:
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[Wat_Tyler]

I think you have to go over and get them, and it's a gods-awful long plane ride to the Philippines.


The sound of the vacuum cleaner might scare her, too, like it does the cats. The idea would be that she learn to use it and not to run to hide from it.


And you know what they say about Asian women drivers . . . .




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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!! I already had to work a bit of magic on the furnace so it would come on to knock a bit of the chill off the house this morning.


Half-ass equipment is everywhere.


And we have serious work today . . . while it continues to rain.

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[Wat_Tyler]

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