The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread again!!!

[4est_4est_Gump]

So I pinged you for saying something stupid, and now you're going to follow me in an infantile attempt to "get even."


That's pretty damned pathetic even for you. I think I'll refer to you as Lil' Throb from now on...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


I just woke up in time to make coffee. I don't know how I do that. The cat is fed. It shouldn't be singular.


I accused the housemate's funny-looking little dog of being a cat turd burglar, and she got a bit grumpy sticking up for the shit-hound. Allah be damned, they'll eat pretty near anything. At work last week, bitch ate at least two somethings off the floor. She's prefectly fine.


I give them a couple of hundreds before I get out the "aspirin bottle."

http://contenta.shyexgirlfriend.com/pinupfiles.com/0266/02.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm not going to throw good money at any critter stupid enough to take on a skunk...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I was talking health.


Being covered in skunk juice isn't a health crisis.


Get princess to bathe her baby a few (dozen) times until s/he smells gooder.


More gooder.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Princess just left for work.



We have pleasant weather; the pooch can camp on the porch...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Exactly.


S/he'll be fine until Momma can fix the baby later.


Maybe shave its butt and let it grow back less smelly.


There's probably a Pepe lePeu joke somewhere lurking in here, just like Alice Goodwin bewbz.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I went out with the flashlight to see what they had pinned under the Queen's car. As soon as I saw it, I hightailed it out of there, but it was running fast as it passed me with its tail straight up in the air. I suppose it was out of spray or I would have been in the line of fire.

Honestly, I was thinking possum...

 

[Saint Peter]

So I pinged you for saying something stupid, and now you're going to follow me in an infantile attempt to "get even."


That's pretty damned pathetic even for you. I think I'll refer to you as Lil' Throb from now on...

Your ping lacked the zing. You do not understand science and the business of science. Pathetic would be you bringing up the trailer talk after giving it a slight rest. I return the favor and you cry about it?

Bring back the old AJ that could give AND take. The new old AJ is the biggest pussy on the site.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

On a site with more pussies than pussy, anything superlative is . . . redundant, in a repetitive kind of way.


So, have some fun an invite Hell to breakfast already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX56rbqZhto

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Lil Throb is still on the attack?



I guess he didn't tell me off enough in the other thread...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He's trying to usurperize mah authority.


It's my job to "tell you off," whatever-the-fuck that means.


I just put the sheets and a blankie in to wash and whipped up some cornbread while washing a few dishes.


The challenge will be, can I hear the dinger when the baking time is up???

http://77.247.181.97/big/b/a/n/bananahoby/bananahoby_f32d7c.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's weird.

The sun is up and soon I will be off to bed.

This always takes some getting used to. I'll be as sun-deprived as a lot of Alaska...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sure enough, big stupid smells like skunk.

Not too bad, but it's still there.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Whereas I am sun depraved.


Some things don't grow well in the shade - like feet.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Two dogs bathed. One in peroxide and baking soda, the other in vinegar and water; both followed by a dog shampoo.

Found the dead skunk in the front yard. Little stupid let us know it was there by rolling on it. After her bath, big stupid ran to the garden to roll in the dirt. I put the skunk in an old bucket with a lid for disposal later...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hope that there were some beatings applied in and amongst all of that bathing.


Silly st000pids.


Yes, we're now up to 3 zeroes for "st000pid".


That which you fear most will meet you halfway . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah . . . hmmm . . . okay . . . .


Today has a goofy element, but the food has been good.

http://i.imgur.com/SRKNySA.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Supper is made and et . . . almost. Hell never made it to breakfast, so we didn't wait around for supper for it, either. Fuck Hell, it can go to Mickey D's. On its dime, too.


Speaking of which, there be dimes on the way. Old fuckers.


Why do I find old shit so adorable and attractive and fetching???


And then there's some shit we hope never gets old . . . .

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http://myoutdoorsex.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/alice-goodwin-album2.jpg

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[hashtag45]

Two dogs bathed. One in peroxide and baking soda, the other in vinegar and water; both followed by a dog shampoo.

Found the dead skunk in the front yard. Little stupid let us know it was there by rolling on it. After her bath, big stupid ran to the garden to roll in the dirt. I put the skunk in an old bucket with a lid for disposal later...

You bathe your dogs in baking soda? LOL
How filthy are they? But then, my bichon was getting dirty all the time too -the small ones do-, in contrast to the bigger ones who have long legs.

Btw
My dog is fine, phew… Heaps of money that I managed to save by not taking him to the overnight vets.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hope that there were some beatings applied in and amongst all of that bathing.


Silly st000pids.


Yes, we're now up to 3 zeroes for "st000pid".


That which you fear most will meet you halfway . . . .

Can't. They wouldn't remember why they were getting whacked. Big stupid clearly considers the bath punishment enough for all her many sins, many of which go unnoticed...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You bathe your dogs in baking soda? LOL
How filthy are they? But then, my bichon was getting dirty all the time too -the small ones do-, in contrast to the bigger ones who have long legs.

Btw
My dog is fine, phew… Heaps of money that I managed to save by not taking him to the overnight vets.

They got sprayed by a skunk.

Do you even have them where you live?

Getting the smell out requires drastic measures...

 

[Ishmael]

They got sprayed by a skunk.

Do you even have them where you live?

Getting the smell out requires drastic measures...

Oh shit!!!! I had two BIG dogs, a Greyhound and an Afghan. They thought that molesting a skunk was the thing to do. 3 Gal. of tomato juice later I ended up with two dogs that smelled vaguely of skunk and on pink Afghan (think of Dolf's 'gay' poodle). So far I've dodged the bullet out here. Statistically the odds are getting thin.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The skunk gave its life for the insult to the dachshunds...



I guess he never talked to a badger.

 

[Ishmael]

The skunk gave its life for the insult to the dachshunds...



I guess he never talked to a badger.

Sneaky little low slung bastards. "Once you get'em by the balls they're toast."

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Once the little shits get wound up, clearly nothing will dissuade them...


You either have to admire that, or just shake your head and wonder.