The Secret Society of Socks

[Prince Romeo]

This is no joke. I believe there is an active conspiracy going on between the socks of this world. You ever notice how every now and then, one of your socks seems to disappear without a trace? You look everywhere for it - in the hamper, the washer, the dryer, but to no avail, the damn things just gone. Well, where do you think it went? You think it’s still in the house somewhere and it will eventually turn up. PEOPLE WAKE UP! That’s what they want us to believe.

My own theory is that there is a conspiracy involved here. These socks that disappear, no they aren’t just regular socks. They are the unhappy socks. They are the socks that are looking for something else, another mate, a better foot to travel with perhaps. But where are they hiding? If you have any information on this please post it to this thread.

Don’t tread lightly here people, put your best foot forward and we can undress this riddle.

 

[Guest]

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[RosevilleCAguy]

This is no joke. I believe there is an active conspiracy going on between the socks of this world. You ever notice how every now and then, one of your socks seems to disappear without a trace? You look everywhere for it - in the hamper, the washer, the dryer, but to no avail, the damn things just gone. Well, where do you think it went? You think it’s still in the house somewhere and it will eventually turn up. PEOPLE WAKE UP! That’s what they want us to believe.

It's the socks Mafia. The socks that disappear made certain other socks "displeased". They owed money, they saw things and talked about it, etc.

Its not a conspiracy among all the socks. Most of them either don't beleive in "La Sockra Nostra" or are afraid to come forward and tell what they know.

Its very sad.

 

[bluemuse]

Re: Re: The Secret Society of Socks

It's the socks Mafia. The socks that disappear made certain other socks "displeased". They owed money, they saw things and talked about it, etc.

Its not a conspiracy among all the socks. Most of them either don't beleive in "La Sockra Nostra" or are afraid to come forward and tell what they know.

Its very sad.

You're wierd.....

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Re: The Secret Society of Socks

You're wierd.....

Tell me something I DON'T know.

Besides, its as valid as any other theory.

 

[Prince Romeo]

It's true, not all socks are in on this. Let's not be judgemental of all socks. Some socks are victims. They get left behind, without a mate. What is to become of those socks? Sometimes I try to match them up with other socks that got left behind, but things just don't seem to fit right. They just don't make a "couple".

Maybe we should start a "movement" for these soscks to get together and find new mates.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Hm. A socks support group, or a support socks group?

 

[Secret Kate]

My left behind socks

all go in a little basket in a cabinet above the washer/dryer. I let them decide on their own who they want to mate up with! I'll go through the basket about every 3 or 4 months and if I see there's a set that have "paired up" I'll bring them back out and let them live the life they were meant to live!

 

[bluemuse]

I am loathe to part with my mateless socks. I am forever hopeful that their mate will come back......

 

[Temptress_1960]

I don't think it's a conspiracy. How could it be? My socks live a life of luxury. I treat them extremely well. They get care, attention, admiration, and love.

I think the socks that run away are just feral socks, completely untameable. Bad seed socks, if you will.

 

[JenSuccubus]

Either that or they're fleeing from the nasty washer, From my experiances, it eats socks...

~JenSuccubus~

 

[The Golden Fish]

I take serious offense to this thread! It is a blatant slap in the face to all of us who don't even wear socks! You're all a bunch of land walking, sock lovers!

 

[Temptress_1960]

Now why on earth would a non-sock wearing creature even bother to open this thread?

 

[marksgirl]

I have always thought there was a "Twlight Sock Zone" myself!

 

[JenSuccubus]

I take serious offense to this thread! It is a blatant slap in the face to all of us who don't even wear socks! You're all a bunch of land walking, sock lovers!

blarg I only wear socks in the winter time, when I have to wear regular shoes. In the warmer months I'm either in sandles or nothing at all *Winks*

~JenSuccubus~

 

[Guest]

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[Prince Romeo]

You know I think we should eliminate all socks that aren't of a certain color. We'll make it so that all socks are of the same type. All one color! All the same size. That will teach the non-conformant socks a thing or two.

But what color should it be?

pink?
white?
brown?
black?

 

[bluemuse]

You know I think we should eliminate all socks that aren't of a certain color. We'll make it so that all socks are of the same type. All one color! All the same size. That will teach the non-conformant socks a thing or two.

But what color should it be?

pink?
white?
brown?
black?

I wouldn't want to live in a world where all of the socks are the same.

Non-conformity rocks my socks.

 

[Prince Romeo]

You say that now but what If I offered you blue pantyhose? I bet you'd give in.

 

[bluemuse]

You say that now but what If I offered you blue pantyhose? I bet you'd give in.

You'd have to do some serious convincing.......

 

[Prince Romeo]

Well, let's start by having you drop that towel down a bit so I can determine your proper size. And don't be alarmed by my use of tools to measure you properly. Be quick now and hurry about it.

 

[bluemuse]

Well, let's start by having you drop that towel down a bit so I can determine your proper size. And don't be alarmed by my use of tools to measure you properly. Be quick now and hurry about it.

How is dropping the towel going to help you determine the size panty hose I wear??? Perhaps I should raise it, instead?

BTW...change the panty hose to thigh high stockings, and we might have a deal......

 

[carrie-on]

Reading this makes me think of a funny story...I used to work midnights for the state at a developmental center,we did the personal laundry for the residents there. I kept complaining about one of the dryers eating socks and everyone laughed at me. One snowy day,the afternoon staff had taken the residents out to build a snowman and put just a pair of gloves in the dryer,when she went to get them out there was only one there. I reached into the back of the dryer and found a broken space in the drum and pulled out the glove and about 10 socks,some of which had scorchmarks on them from the heating element. I bagged them up,sent them to the firemarshal of the facility,telling him that these were found in the back of the dryer. When I came in the next night,we had a brand new dryer.

Didn't stop my dryer at home from joining in the conspiracy to disappear though. I think it's worse since I turned in one of their co-conspirators for trying to include the gloves.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Well I don't mind the rasing part as long as there isn't three more feet of that thing down the bottom. We can't having you pitching a tent. But just in case, do you need a "pole" for your tent.

Thigh high stockings huh? Would they still be sheer? Sounds good for the women, but I'm not sure how I'd look. Let's get RosevilleCAguy back here. He'll wear anything.

Stop distractig me from the main issue here. The blatant lack of respect by some socks for the system!! Either they must conform or we'll rip out their very "soles".

Who's with me?

 

[Prince Romeo]

carrie-on said:

Didn't stop my dryer at home from joining in the conspiracy to disappear though. I think it's worse since I turned in one of their co-conspirators for trying to include the gloves.

What more evidence do you people need!!! Wake up the aposockalypse is upon us!!