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[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

The LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST is NOT an official Literotica list. It is made up to boost James R. Scouries ego and has no other reason to exist.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I think this is the first time you have ever been wrong about anything, Jim. The Dolphins and Steelers can't play in the Super Bowl because they are both in the AFC. Don't worry about the arctic wastelands of Canada. The stadium has a dome, remember?

I'm working on another story for the Holidays Contest. I need a NonConsent category story on my resume so the title is "Christmas Stalking." Two ex-cons named Jim and Freddie kidnap a Christmas present for themselves. Now, I need some of your musing on the Kama Sutra for the story. But don't post it publicly or the Wise___Ones will be buggering you again. Just whisper it in my ear.

Susan...we kidnap Susan. Only Susan is not just any woman. Susan isn't a woman at all. She's a super android. Only the inventor, Dr. Philias Flack and Jim and I know that Susan is not real.

We happen across the inventor's secret when he left his laptop behind in a taxi that Jim and I got in to go to a club in Miami. Of course, Dr. Flack was long gone and we had to open the laptop to get his name and address. While we were looking to see who the laptop belong to, there was the information, diagrams, photos, and narative on everything Susan.

Now, what makes Susan spectacular is...

 

[scouries]

my old friend mr tex is still alive???

...the original boy. The first member of the mentally challenged club. Oh happy days....

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Have you been Egg Nogged yet mr tex ?

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What have you been waiting for? Isn’t it time?

These people sure have:


- I enjoy your writer's voice as well as the interesting plots you dredge up from, where? The past? Folk you've known? Personal experience? Could be any, the way you write..

- I thoroughly enjoy your stories and this one is a pip. I can't imagine where you come up with them, but they are great. Keep up the good work..

- Very well written sir ! And to think you sat down and penned that for a purpose ? Hats off and a deep bow to you sir !

- But whether or not you win the contest, you'll always be a winner to us. Thanks for all you do! Happy Holidays!!!

- Egg Nogged Family was a great story! I love the way it was written and the pace of it all.

- A wonderfully original story. Very hot and funny.

- That was a wonderfully arousing story. A position many men would love to have bestowed on him. Keep up the good work.

- Great holiday story. Look forward to a sequel, maybe something around springtime. A little family dancing around the May Pole could become a new Scottish tradition.

- Just read your latest "Egg Nogged Family" and loved it, gave it a 5

- I dont really like egg nog… but that was one hot story!!!!!!!!!

- great great story! cant wait to read part 2, you’re definitely getting my vote.

- ONE HELL'VA STORY, IN 10 YEARS OF READING STORIES ON THIS SITE, NONE HAVE BEEN BETTER. I WOULD LOVE TO READ A FOLLOW-UP. THANK YOU FOR SOME GREAT READING

- it's 5:15 and I’m laying here heart pounding and my panties are soaked lol.

- you still the man … please keep writing your stories. You've a big fan base. Happy holiday

- Well done. I really enjoyed Egg Nogged Family. It is great. Please keep writing these stories.

But then there’s always one of these michigan catwomen who just love to rain on a scourian parade

- Too Jumpy and trying too hard to be funny. Please remember what site you are on, and what you are doing. Promise all of us readers you will stop writing stories... Now promise, that would be a great Christmas gift to us all !!!


I’m james r scouries, and I’m the author of this piece…

[size=+2]we Dolphins helped too…[/size]

 

[TxRad]

The only one believable in the whole group is the last one.

As for reading your story, I won't waste my time. I tried reading a couple of your suppose top 1000 stories and I'm sorry to say, they were trash from beginning to end. I've seen better writing from tenth graders. And that's the best I can say.

As for your mentally challenged club, I'm in good company. The one thing we all have in common is that we tell the truth about you.

 

[scouries]

cross over teams....

Ah my dear [size=+2]sarahhh [/size], you've been misinformed.

In CANADIAN football there is something called a "Crossover Playoff Team".

And whats involved is that if a tean in one division/league/whatever has a better record than a potential playoff team in the other division/league/whatever then that team can "crossover" and take their place in the playoffs.

So, say the DOLPHINS (who are now a CANADIAN team for all official purposes) have a better record than say the Arizona Cardinals we could take their place and ultimately win the NFC and then go on to face the STEELERS for the 37th SUPER BOWL and the 103rd Stanley Grey's Cup.

Which would be neat...

I’m james r scouries, and I'm betting on the dolphins....

[size=+2]Dolphins are going to win the Stanley Grey Cup…[/size]

p.s. the gread [size=+2]frederico [/size] has proven to be not only the greatest SURVIVALIST of all time but also a brilliant muse.... BRAVO!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OMG, is this still alive??

 

[Darkniciad]

What scouries doesn't mention is that he reprinted almost every comment the story has picked up.

Maybe he should consider offering naked pics to anyone who leaves a ridiculously glowing comment on his stories...

Err... then again, maybe not. Talk about counter productive...

Looks like this one left the natives with the blahs.

Hell, I have one more PC than he does one one of mine *laugh*

Looks like I'm not the only one who decided scouries was growing even more boring than usual. He's in here talking to himself more than anything.

Finally discovered his real fanbase, I guess.

Oh well. I'll pop back in for his post-sweep crying fest to see if there's anything giggle worthy.

Doubtful.

I think he's pretty much tapped that well. Now watch a half dozen anonymous comments appear on his story in the next few minutes *laugh*

 

[scouries]

WTF - first boy… then Obtuse pops up out of nowhere… and now darkboy?

Just when we’d settled down into a state of [size=+2]scourian[/size] serenity.

OK I understand where boy’s coming from.

And anyone who’s made 50,000 posts can’t help herself.

But my buddy darkboy? The guy I’ve mentored over the months. Who I’ve advised on matters literotic and on becoming a best seller. I’m afraid it’s the old tale of the student turning on the master.

I’d hoped for better…

I’m james r scouries, and I’m disappointed …

[size=+2]Dolphins tried to teach darkboy to swim…[/size]

 

[TxRad]

Sorry, wrong, you don't have a clue where I'm coming from or anything else about me.

But then again you don't have many clues about anything else either.

 

[Guest]

Monthly Results

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

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Monthly recap for November plus 2008 Y.T.D. sales and vote figures​

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November was a truly rewarding one for ScouriesWorld as we continue on a pace to set new yearly sales and vote records! All of us wish to take this opportunity to humbly thank the thousands of readers who chose one of the boss’s works this month. And a special thanks to those of you who took the extra time to vote and/or send him a comment.

Sales November 2008: 229,949

Total Sales YTD: 2,784,923 *20% ahead of 2007

Votes November 2008: 2284

Total Votes YTD: 21,370

Highlights of the month:

* james r scouries, through his advice to the QUUEN, was instrumental in bringing about change to the SPECIAL CONTEST rules.

* We had the 24th scouries story pass the 100,000 sales mark this past month – a new record for LITEROTICA! Titled Oh Sarahhh it is the first of his LOVING WIVES stories to crack this barrier. BRAVO!

* The ScouriesWorld thread continued to be the #1 thread on the LITEROTICA forums.

* The Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica continues to be an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members. Membership is now up to 69 authors and 141 stories. A new updated list was released recently.

* Mr. Scouries was also fortunate enough to have another of his stories make the 1000+ Vote club. Naked Dancing #2: Mom achieved this momentous result this month. This is his ninth so honored work.

* The boss is also advising the Twelve Wise Ones on the proposed new rules for the 2009 SURVIVOR contest.

* He’s also hard at work on four new stories, at least one of which (and hopefully two) will debut in December.

* Also, given the fact that LAUREL is starting to address some of the problems plaguing the Special Contests, the boss graciously accepted the QUEEN’S invitation to enter a story in the HOLIDAY contest. And its wonderful!

* ROYALTY earnings for the month continued at a pace that will make 2008 our greatest year.

Thanks everyone, have a great December,

Bye for now, [size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]

 

[TxRad]

James R. Scouries (a.k.a. Grand_High_Poohbah) earns no money writing for this site. In fact, check your Monopoly game, you may be missing some money.

ScouriesWorld does not exist except in Scouries mind.

Whining is not advising, I don't care how loudly you do it. Changes were made to the special contest rules because too many non stand alone chapters were being submitted.

This thread is the most ignored thread on the Forums. Lots of people look but few post. It's like a train wreck, you don't want to look but you do.

The 1000+ Vote Club is NOT an OFFICIAL Literotica List. It is a list madeup and maintained by Scouries to stroke his own ego.

 

[scouries]

which means...

… that if you add 344 + 176 + 729 you get to 1249 which is 135 more than 1114….

…which means that james eversilly hick scouries is the #1 FAVORITEST AUTHOR on LITEROTICA!

PRAISE OUR LORD MANU …

I’m james eversilly hick scouries, and I’m the FAVORITEST…

[size=+2]Dolphins are very popular in Toponto…[/size]

 

[sarahhh]

… that if you add 344 + 176 + 729 you get to 1249 which is 135 more than 1114….

…which means that james eversilly hick scouries is the #1 FAVORITEST AUTHOR on LITEROTICA!

PRAISE OUR LORD MANU …

I’m james eversilly hick scouries, and I’m the FAVORITEST…

[size=+2]Dolphins are very popular in Toponto…[/size]

Congratulations!

Now maybe all the alts around this place will give you the respect you so richly deserve. Speaking of which, don't forget to wish TxRad a happy birthday (see "Happy Birthday TxRad!" thread). I wonder what all her alts gave her for presents. Probably some kittens.

Hey, what are you feeding Freddie? His musing is off-track. The girl's name in my story "Christmas Stalking" starts with S, but it's not Susan. You'll never guess what the ex-cons Jim and Freddie in the story were in prison for.

 

[scouries]

I must admit I too was surprised when freddie forgot your name!

Sweet red haired sarahhh , sitting naked on the polar bearskin rug in front of the fireplace, pulling goodies from her giant red stocking. And just as she pulls the extra large, brightly colored, deluxe ScouriesWorld strap-on out of her sock, criminal freddie pops down the chimney.

Will he get to pop into your chimney? Or will he have to be punished for forgetting our heroine’s name and instead have to kneel on the bearskin rug and suffer her anger…

BRRRRRRRR!!!!! What the fuck are we doing up here playing football this close to the North Pole.

I’m james r scouries, and I’m going to be cold…

[size=+2]Dolphins are too… if they actually go to Canada that is…[/size]

 

[Guest]

post from Canada land...

Hi guys, it’s Gabby again! It’s the weekend…

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And hey, have you been Egg Nogged yet?

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Over 50,000 have been so far!

600+ have voted!

C’mon, it tastes really, really good…

Cum and get it…

Gabrielle L.

 

[Guest]

the sun is shining...

Hi, it’s Gabby again and it’s a beautiful sunny morning in South Florida! The boss is smiling. Why? Well…

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for the 25th time in the short history of ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

I am pleased to be able to announce

that another of james r scouries stories has achieved best seller status

by registering it’s [size=+2]100,000th READER[/SIZE]​

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Rod’s Sisters Ch. 2

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And I know this one is especially gratifying for the boss. Because it’s a chapter 2. Which means that 100,000 readers enjoyed the first chapter so much that they came back for part 2. Thank you everyone!

Gabrielle L.

 

[sarahhh]

I must admit I too was surprised when freddie forgot your name!

Sweet red haired sarahhh , sitting naked on the polar bearskin rug in front of the fireplace, pulling goodies from her giant red stocking. And just as she pulls the extra large, brightly colored, deluxe ScouriesWorld strap-on out of her sock, criminal freddie pops down the chimney.

Will he get to pop into your chimney? Or will he have to be punished for forgetting our heroine’s name and instead have to kneel on the bearskin rug and suffer her anger…

BRRRRRRRR!!!!! What the fuck are we doing up here playing football this close to the North Pole.

I’m james r scouries, and I’m going to be cold…

[size=+2]Dolphins are too… if they actually go to Canada that is…[/size]

Yeah, shit happens, like Freddie forgetting my name. He really pissed me off. Alrighty then, Fast Freddie is a premature ejactulator in my story. I just hope the story doesn't get rejected for being too realistic. I mean, the reasons these Wise___Ones dream up.

Hey Jim, If you want to have a stroke like I did read the latest comments on my "Pass the Panties" story. But be wary of the "real danger." It could be contagious.

 

[sack]

Thanks Sarahhh, for plugging my comment....

and now that I have more space, I can elaborate on it. There is nothing wrong with a "stroke story", and yours frankly, are MUCH better than most. I enjoy reading them, and writing my own as well. However, to me even the best "stroke story" in the world can't compare to a magnificent tale by Colleen Thomas, Abstreuse, Dr. Mabeuse, and DanielleKitten, to name a few writers I truly admire.

Some people feel that popularity equals greatness. Alas, looking at the top fifty in popular music over the years easily demolishes that theory. Your stories are "popular" because horny young men choose them as the ideal "stroke" material. Unfortunately, when placed against an extraordinary story like Acts of Grace, they simply don't measure up.

What may improve your writing is to submit a story in the non-erotic category. Then, you won't have your erotic imagination to fall back on. You seem intelligent.....why not wow your readers with a non-erotic tale from your own life experience? It would reveal your versatility out of the bedroom, and frankly could only have a positive result for you.

As for Scouries, I enjoy some of his stories, but this particular holiday entry about eggnog doesn't fulfill its promise. The time changes are awkward in places and I question if some of them are truly even needed. There are some funny moments alternating with comedic attempts that fall flat. It also outstays its welcome by about half a Literotica page.

Sack

 

[Guest]

Hi, it’s Gabby again and it’s a beautiful sunny morning in South Florida! The poor boss is probably shivering up in the Northland. But he’ll have a big smile on his face when he hears. Why? Well…

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for the 9th time in the short history of ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

We are pleased to be able to announce

that another of james r scouries stories has achieved DOUBLE best seller status

by registering it’s [size=+2]200,000th SALE[/SIZE]​

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Two Pregnant Moms… and Sis

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And of course this wonderful story is also a member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB. In fact it presently has over 2850 votes and is one of the top twenty most voted on stories in site history! Thank you everyone!

Gabrielle L.

 

[scouries]

what kind of country is this anyway???

…I’m in Toronto and I just saw a moose go by the window of the place I’m having breakfast in. I kid you not! Okay, it might have been a cariboo… but still…


QUOTE sarahhh Fast Freddie is a premature ejactulator in my story.

Please sarahhh not that! Yes our friend freddie is confining himself to his new rocking chair these days but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have staying power. Young Jacqui, our company accountant, told me he could still rock and roll all night.

As to our friend mr sack: yes he is pompous and sanctimonious at times but at least he tells you his opinion (whether misguided or not) up front and under his own name.

His biggest failing is one that is oh so common in AHland – he has a need to separate LITEROTICA stories into high art and low art. Into ‘stroke’ vs. ‘erotica’.

It’s a chump’s exercise. As I’ve tried to point out to him and others in the past it doesn’t matter what category a story is published under or how you choose to categorize it as a reader, what’s important is the story itself and how it’s received by each individual reader.

QUOTE sack and now that I have more space, I can elaborate on it. There is nothing wrong with a "stroke story", and yours frankly, are MUCH better than most. I enjoy reading them, and writing my own as well. However, to me even the best "stroke story" in the world can't compare to a magnificent tale by Colleen Thomas, Abstreuse, Dr. Mabeuse, and DanielleKitten, to name a few writers I truly admire.

Some people feel that popularity equals greatness. Alas, looking at the top fifty in popular music over the years easily demolishes that theory. Your stories are "popular" because horny young men choose them as the ideal "stroke" material. Unfortunately, when placed against an extraordinary story like Acts of Grace, they simply don't measure up.

As for Scouries, I enjoy some of his stories, but this particular holiday entry about eggnog doesn't fulfill its promise. The time changes are awkward in places and I question if some of them are truly even needed. There are some funny moments alternating with comedic attempts that fall flat. It also outstays its welcome by about half a Literotica page.

Mr. Sack, I’m not going to argue with your choice of your ‘favorite authors’ on the site. Those you mention are well known and had proven over time to have a large number of fans. I might even add that I enjoy the writings of the good doctor and dk from time to time.

Nor argue with your thesis of popularity/greatness etc., etc. What you find ‘extraordinary’ many others might find ‘mundane’. Such is the norm when discussing personal opinions. My problem is with how you and many other AHers proclaim them – there’s a smugness, an assumed superiority that I find distasteful.

As to my humble entry: thank you for your comment – I try to learn from all the comments I receive on my stories.

Generally the e-mails, comments and votes on this one have been positive.

As to the time changes which you found awkward this became one of those stories that grew and grew from a relatively simple idea – I wrote in my mind scenes that would have made the story three times the length of what it eventually reached. I tend to agree that it might have been better either as a shorter story that stuck to the making and drinking of the Egg Nog or a much longer one. I had too much fun writing it to be a very good editor on it. Such is life!


I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins love getting stroked…[/size]

 

[scouries]

praise the lord....

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so, have you been Egg Nogged yet? How come?

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LAUREL and MANU have been!

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[size=+2]the Dolphins are in first place…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]the Dolphins are going to the Super Bowl…[/size]

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE sarahhh Fast Freddie is a premature ejactulator in my story.

Please sarahhh not that! Yes our friend freddie is confining himself to his new rocking chair these days
[size=+2]Dolphins love getting stroked…[/size]

Not to worry. The girl in the story not named Susan cures him. You'll see. Go look. The story is posted. I'm surprised it didn't get put in the Celebrities category due to the names of the two male characters. I already got dozens of feedback messages saying it should have been in the Non-Erotic category, and that it must be a true story from my own life experience.

Another choke for Tony Romo and stroke for T.O. after the game!

 

[scouries]

Well [size=+2]sarahhh [/size] you’ve done it again young lady!

You combine lovable characters (where did you ever come up with this Freddie guy anyway?) with a real life gritty plot and then mix in historical facts and biblical references and voila – another best seller!

…Of course you can never trust a Methodist minister. I just hope he didn’t gangbang vagina-less women.

“I never saw any security personnel at a church," Freddie noted. "Did you?"

…You gotta go to Vatican City sometime sarahhhh…

"I love redheads … They're wild in the sack.”

…Truer words were never spoken…

…I just wish you’d put bad old Freddie in the French maid uniform…

”irrumatio” excellent word young lady…

“Fast Freddie" that’s not kind…

I was disappointed though that Jim and Sarah didn’t use the most demanding and satisfying position in the Kama Sutra – the “Gazelle” and the “Stallion” and the “Bull” and the “Plum Mango” are for amateurs. Some day sweetie I’m going to show you the “Dolphin Dicking”

Maybe on New Years Day …. in the clear, turquoise waters of Miami Bay…

james r scouries

[size=+2]Dolphins use more positions than humans…[/size]

 

[sarahhh]

Well [size=+2]sarahhh [/size] you’ve done it again young lady!

You combine lovable characters (where did you ever come up with this Freddie guy anyway?) with a real life gritty plot and then mix in historical facts and biblical references and voila – another best seller!

…Of course you can never trust a Methodist minister. I just hope he didn’t gangbang vagina-less women.

“I never saw any security personnel at a church," Freddie noted. "Did you?"

…You gotta go to Vatican City sometime sarahhhh…

"I love redheads … They're wild in the sack.”

…Truer words were never spoken…

…I just wish you’d put bad old Freddie in the French maid uniform…

”irrumatio” excellent word young lady…

“Fast Freddie" that’s not kind…

I was disappointed though that Jim and Sarah didn’t use the most demanding and satisfying position in the Kama Sutra – the “Gazelle” and the “Stallion” and the “Bull” and the “Plum Mango” are for amateurs. Some day sweetie I’m going to show you the “Dolphin Dicking”

Maybe on New Years Day …. in the clear, turquoise waters of Miami Bay…

james r scouries

[size=+2]Dolphins use more positions than humans…[/size]

I didn't turn on the Public Comments because I was afraid that sack would put a comment on it about the “real danger” I cause, and how I’m “insulting to those who truly deserve to be in that select Pantheon” like he did my last one.

The private feedback has been incredible though. I got messages from both a brother and sister who are “incest” authors, apparently somewhat based on life experience. Of course I told them to check out your wonderful stories, so you might be hearing from them.

What's up with that sack of? Him plugging his Lit idols sounds like trying to sell swamp land in the Everglades. Doesn't he realize I get all my advice on real estate in southern Florida and musing on my stories from you?

 

[sarahhh]

”irrumatio” excellent word young lady…

Well, I didn't actually invent it.

Oh Jim, I forgot to tell you something REALLY funny. I told my fans to put a public comment on the story if they wanted naked pics and a blowjob.

Speaking of fans, you have a new one! Just got this message from you'll soon know who: "Thank you for recommending scouries. I just read 'Valentine Siblings'. I don't know from where he draws his stories, but it seems as if he knew me. The experiences are so similar to mine with my brother, and the insight into the emotion. He is incredible. I wrote him and told him so."

There was more, but I don't want you to get a big head.

LOL! The TWELVE___WISE___ONES probably think we make this stuff up.