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[scouries]

QUOTE Lady Friskystein So...Yes, I read your story. Yes, it is a decent story with an actual plot and character development…

You know my lady, I never believed the stories people said about you. About the things you supposedly said about me. Yes, I agree you’re a little weird, but I always sensed your inner beauty and the brilliant, discerning, critical eye that lurked below the surface.

And now, you not only demonstrate your fairness and intelligence, you do it publicly, bravely exposing yourself to the mr tex led AH philistines who demonstrate their ugliness every time they post.

We need far more independent honest voices like yours and freddies and robins and sarahhhs and starrrkers to lead us into a golden age for AHers everywhere.

Hey, most people liked the title – it’s catchy.

I didn’t like this line though, “By the looks of your comments, it probably doesn't bother your readers. *snerk*”

You’re putting “my readers” down again. As if they’re somehow of a lower order. They’re not! It really pisses me off when authors here put down our readers. I suspect they’re pretty average people who aren’t very different from the “wonderful” readers who read your stories and those of other AHers.

I, for one, am quite happy to have every single one of them!

QUOTE Lady Friskystein Please don't put the jock strap on Polo. I hate when people dress up their dogs.

Actually poor Polo, due to his oversized male genitalia, has to wear a jock strap 24/7. If not he ends up dragging his parts painfully along the ground. To see the poor animal running down stairs unstrapped is a pitiable sight – you can’t help but wince each time his hanging sack smashes down on each step.

Now that you’ve read one my lady I’ll have to work up a scourian reading list so that you can slot them into your busy schedule…


QUOTE danikat Jimbo...usually when someone tells someone to go away, they feel threatened by them. Do I threaten you? Sorry, I think I'll stick around….

…Josie Macomb hadn't expected to meet Teagan O'Roarke when she drove up to the deserted old cabin, but he was there, in her dreams. A werewolf, Teagan dream walked with her, making love to her, showing her a love with a gentleness she'd never known before. But he could only be there in her dreams, a fact that Josie had to find a way to reconcile. But would he stay in her dreams or would Teagan be the man that Josie needed?

I do feel threatened! I’m worried I’m going to be arrested for promoting BESTIALITY on my thread. So I’d just like to announce unequivocally that neither james r scouries nor any employee of ScouriesWorld condones or approves of sex between wolves (or any other beast for that matter) and human beings. In fact we find the whole concept disgusting!

And quite frankly we wonder why LITEROTICA, with its ban on bestiality, allows these sick tales to be promoted here.

So hon, why does this werewolf creature have a girls name if it’s a guy werewolf?

Kudos for you though! I do like how you’ve reduced the size of your signature – well done!

Now why don’t you take a leaf out of the Frisky girls book and spend a quiet Sunday contemplating the colorful Autumn foliage as you read a Scourian tale or two… Sometimes an author can spend so much time writing her own beastly stories that she forgets to sample tales by other writers that can’t help but improve her own attempts…

I could recommend one or two if you’d like…


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I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[scouries]

somehow the danikats last post was removed at...

11:28 a.m. sunday morning...

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

I did it! Finally!

I willed a post away...somehow...

danikat , oh [size=+2]danikat [/size]...are you still there?

You didn't quit the site again did you?

Where's that post?

Where'd it go?

OK, I'm the THREADMASTER but still...

dani...dani...dani...dani...

Did you do this sarahhh?

Like what button did you use... there's a few other people I want to use it on...​

 

[Safe_Bet]

ok, scerrs...
(I can call you "scerrs" now that I read your story, right?)

Yes, I read your story, "Candy Cane Cocked Cousin." (as much as it pains me to type that title) I have to say that overall, I was impressed.

The character development was better than I expected. As for the storyline, I have to give kuddos to any story that focuses on an artist trying to improve her skills. (artistic skills) Also, the love between the characters was evident, which I believe is crucial to an incest story.

Now, I don't get into kissing cousins or sons fucking their mothers... etc. But, I tried to be impartial while reading it. I can see how people who like incest stories would like your stories. For me, it's more like watching a train wreck. (because of it being incest, not due to problems with your story)

The one thing that bothered me was that voice in my head.. you know the one.. the one that throws a temper tantrum any time I miss a comma- my internal editor. Well, she was screaming throughout your story.. and she wasn't being fucked by her brother... although, who knows what goes on inside my head? You had a lot of missed punctuation... nothing that a volunteer editor couldn't fix. For me, that is very distracting. By the looks of your comments, it probably doesn't bother your readers. *snerk*

His mom masturbating to a model of his cock and them fucking without really talking about the change in their relationship was moving a little too fast to be plausible. But, I don't like incest. To those who do, it may seem like a natural progression.

So...
Yes, I read your story.
Yes, it is a decent story with an actual plot and character development.
It has some technical issues, but those are easily fixed.

-Sheila

LadynStFreknBed I'm so happy for you! It seems like the aversion therapy for your fear of poorly written, plotless, inane stories is working! Congratulations!

Just be careful not to over do it, though. I wouldn't read more than one of Jammies stories per month, even if you are using them to work on your fears. When it comes to poor, plotless writing they are powerful examples - sort of like written cyanide. But after having read one of them you know that as well as anyone. Just be careful of them. Treat them with the respect they deserve *Snerk* (respect they deserve... hahahahaha... god I'm funny sometimes!)

 

[scouries]

Free Dani Now!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE :caning: Treat them with the respect they deserve…

Your weeks not up yet sweetie… and you were doing so well… I see your little he/shes got the Patriots now…

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We have never seen a post removed before! Threads moved yes, but the actual erasure of a post. And yet it happened this morning to Miss Danielle Kitten!

Yes, we at ScouriesWorld agree that the LITEROTICAN known as Danielle Kitten , a.k.a. danikat , a.k.a. misshick , a.k.a. :caning: is a trouble maker and back room stirrer of the pot. We agree that “bestiality” stories shouldn’t be displayed on our thread. We believe that she and her sister are clever and evil puppet masters (or mistresses as the case may be).

But we also believe in freedom of speech! In everyone’s right to express themselves (although we’d prefer it was not on our thread).

This is AMERICA! The land of the free and the home of the brave!

We do not believe Miss Kitten should be banned from posting. Punished yes, but forever banned no. Let’s face it, she can’t be as bad as she seems. Could it be that she’s been taken over by a werewolf? That she’s now only a pawn to vicious, hairy, big cocked wolfman who forces her to write these posts even as he mounts her. Maybe an exorcism is required?

Perhaps only a suspension could be handed down, a week say, and then, once she’d apologized, we believe she should be allowed back.

Anyway that’s our considered opinion.

james r scouries​

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[michchick98]

QUOTE :caning: Treat them with the respect they deserve…

Your weeks not up yet sweetie… and you were doing so well… I see your little he/shes got the Patriots now…

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We have never seen a post removed before! Threads moved yes, but the actual erasure of a post. And yet it happened this morning to Miss Danielle Kitten!

Yes, we at ScouriesWorld agree that the LITEROTICAN known as Danielle Kitten , a.k.a. danikat , a.k.a. misshick , a.k.a. :caning: is a trouble maker and back room stirrer of the pot. We agree that “bestiality” stories shouldn’t be displayed on our thread. We believe that she and her sister are clever and evil puppet masters (or mistresses as the case may be).

But we also believe in freedom of speech! In everyone’s right to express themselves (although we’d prefer it was not on our thread).

This is AMERICA! The land of the free and the home of the brave!

We do not believe Miss Kitten should be banned from posting. Punished yes, but forever banned no. Let’s face it, she can’t be as bad as she seems. Could it be that she’s been taken over by a werewolf? That she’s now only a pawn to vicious, hairy, big cocked wolfman who forces her to write these posts even as he mounts her. Maybe an exorcism is required?

Perhaps only a suspension could be handed down, a week say, and then, once she’d apologized, we believe she should be allowed back.

Anyway that’s our considered opinion.

james r scouries​

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You poor, sad, delusional little fuck-wit. I am not an alt of anyone but myself. I have one ID. I need no more than one. Just more of your idiocy showing again.

You're a brainless twit who finds beastiality disgusting but sex with family members appealing? Yeah, whatever shithead. Besides, if you had one iota of intelligence you'd know that any non-human story involving werewolves, the sex occurs when the were is in its human form.

But yeah, that's right, you only see what you want. You also believe Laurel and Manu actually take anything you say to heart. You also believe you're Literotica's number 1 author. You also believe you make money writing for this site. So I guess, considering the source, I should cut you and your blow-up doll alt some slack.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

You know my lady, I never believed the stories people said about you. About the things you supposedly said about me. Yes, I agree you’re a little weird, but I always sensed your inner beauty and the brilliant, discerning, critical eye that lurked below the surface.

And now, you not only demonstrate your fairness and intelligence, you do it publicly, bravely exposing yourself to the mr tex led AH philistines who demonstrate their ugliness every time they post.

We need far more independent honest voices like yours and freddies and robins and sarahhhs and starrrkers to lead us into a golden age for AHers everywhere.

Hey, most people liked the title – it’s catchy.

I didn’t like this line though, “By the looks of your comments, it probably doesn't bother your readers. *snerk*”

You’re putting “my readers” down again. As if they’re somehow of a lower order. They’re not! It really pisses me off when authors here put down our readers. I suspect they’re pretty average people who aren’t very different from the “wonderful” readers who read your stories and those of other AHers.

I, for one, am quite happy to have every single one of them!

QUOTE Lady Friskystein Please don't put the jock strap on Polo. I hate when people dress up their dogs.

Actually poor Polo, due to his oversized male genitalia, has to wear a jock strap 24/7. If not he ends up dragging his parts painfully along the ground. To see the poor animal running down stairs unstrapped is a pitiable sight – you can’t help but wince each time his hanging sack smashes down on each step.

Now that you’ve read one my lady I’ll have to work up a scourian reading list so that you can slot them into your busy schedule…

I don't expect a backlash from the others here. I think they respect honest opinions. I just think they don't like lies and want to make sure that new readers aren't confused by your claims.

I challenge you, scerrs dear, to come clean. Stop claiming to receive royalties from Lit. Stop acting like you have a close relationship with the "royals." You can do it. You don't need the lies. They only cause disrespect-- to yourself, by yourself, and others. You are proud of what you do, aren't you? Then, stop putting yourself down by lies of self-importance. Accept who you are, where you are. You'll be a happier person for it.

Thank you for pointing out my honesty. If there is one thing that I pride myself on, it's being honest. I just call it like I see it. And, I don't hold grudges...
*playfully pokes Freddie with a stick*

LadynStFreknBed I'm so happy for you! It seems like the aversion therapy for your fear of poorly written, plotless, inane stories is working! Congratulations!

Just be careful not to over do it, though. I wouldn't read more than one of Jammies stories per month, even if you are using them to work on your fears. When it comes to poor, plotless writing they are powerful examples - sort of like written cyanide. But after having read one of them you know that as well as anyone. Just be careful of them. Treat them with the respect they deserve *Snerk* (respect they deserve... hahahahaha... god I'm funny sometimes!)

SB... I have respect for you. I consider you a friend. I really wish you wouldn't put down scouries (or any other writer) for his writing. I really don't think any writer (or poet) should be bashed for their work. Constructive criticism is helpful and welcome by me. Even tell me you didn't like it, that's fine with me too. I know I can't please everyone, and I'm only concerned with being true to myself. But, if someone would say my writing is "poor" and "plotless," that's pretty hurtful, unfair, and in my opinion, false.

SB... our lesbian warrior.. please temper your sword with honesty and empathy.

 

[Daniellekitten]

The day I apologize to you is the day ... well I can't think of anything bad enough...

 

[sarahhh]

You poor, sad, delusional little fuck-wit. I am not an alt of anyone but myself. I have one ID. I need no more than one. Just more of your idiocy showing again.

You're a brainless twit who finds beastiality disgusting but sex with family members appealing? Yeah, whatever shithead. Besides, if you had one iota of intelligence you'd know that any non-human story involving werewolves, the sex occurs when the were is in its human form.

No shit, Danikat Tracy. We all saw Teen Wolf.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Are you talking to me? Her name is Sheri, Mr. Sarahhh. And speak for yourself. I've never seen teen wolf and wouldn't want to. I guess another brainless twit had to come to Jimbo's rescue. You two are perfect for each other except he swears he isn't gay, so I guess you'll just have to remain friends. That is, unless you go through with that sex change thing. Just don't tell Jimbo, he wouldn't be able to handle it.

 

[michchick98]

No shit, Danikat Tracy. We all saw Teen Wolf.

Wow, did you come up with that ultra-witty comeback all by yourself? Must have taken you hours! I'm so put out by this comeback! I think I'll not post here for all of....oh three or four seconds.

 

[scouries]

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would like to thank​

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for forgiving the danikat and allowing her to post again. Your ROYAL belief in FREE SPEECH is an inspiration to us all.​

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[scouries]

QUOTE danikat ... well I can't think of anything bad enough...

Shit! You’re a writer for crying out loud! Think hard! Pretend I’m an alien, nonhuman, wolfman bad guy or something. Talk to your ALT - she's got lots of things to say.

QUOTE Lady Frisky I challenge you, scerrs dear, to come clean… You can do it…. Accept who you are, where you are. You'll be a happier person for it.

WTF! OK, why not! I’m james r scouries esq. … I’m in Miami… I love the ROYALS… I’m a best seller… I love our readers… I cash the royalty checks… I’m happy… Gabby’s happy…

QUOTE Lady Frisky SB... our lesbian warrior.. please temper scouries sword with honesty and empathy…

You’ve hit the problem right on the head you frisky beauty you! It’s ALT U.S.B.’s :caning: lack of “sword” that has been her undoing. I’ve suggested time and again that she and her fellows try to do a little sword swallowing. Nothing tempers my sword better than …

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

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[Daniellekitten]

The only reason that they took that down was because I was advertising or spamming, if you like and not on the thread they set up for it. I have as much right to speak here as you do. So to prove it, fuck you Jimbo. Have a nice evening.

 

[Guest]

Dear danikat , hi, it’s Gabby,

Hey, I don’t know why you’re mad at the boss . Heck, we all fought for you. I even sent a note to the Queen myself. As far as I’m concerned you have as much right to eat spam as the next person! Did you know that spam is very popular in Hawaii? Its sorta their national dish – they often serve it at luaus. Maybe you should move there…

Anyway here’s the answer to the question you sent us hon:

Just about any Literotican that you buy today comes with one or more U.S.B. connectors on both the front and back.

In Literotica Tech talk, USB is an AH standard to allow ALT :caning: devices to interface together with their host identity . USB was designed by a certain mr tex and his assistant darkboy to allow many peripheral ALTS to be connected using a single standardized interface socket (vagina) and to improve the plug-prick-and-play capabilities by allowing hot swapping, that is, by allowing ALT devices to be connected and disconnected without rebooting the host or turning off said host.

Other convenient features include providing power to low-consumption devices (dildos and the like for our lesbian friends who don’t come naturally with the male connection) without the need for an external power supply and allowing many devices to be used without requiring male specific, individual vaginal drivers to be installed.

Hopefully this answers your query my dear,

Gabrielle L.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Gabby, you've sprung a leak. I've never asked any questions about usb's. And as far as alts, I've outed myself on those and now don't use anything but this name. Sorry sugar, your boss is an ass, an egomaniacal ass who really needs a reality check and so do you. And so do I because I'm talking to a blow up doll...okay, now I know I'm too tired to deal with this tonight.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Dear danikat , hi, it’s Gabby,

Hey, I don’t know why you’re mad at the boss . Heck, we all fought for you. I even sent a note to the Queen myself. As far as I’m concerned you have as much right to eat spam as the next person! Did you know that spam is very popular in Hawaii? Its sorta their national dish – they often serve it at luaus. Maybe you should move there…

Anyway here’s the answer to the question you sent us hon:

Just about any Literotican that you buy today comes with one or more U.S.B. connectors on both the front and back.

In Literotica Tech talk, USB is an AH standard to allow ALT :caning: devices to interface together with their host identity . USB was designed by a certain mr tex and his assistant darkboy to allow many peripheral ALTS to be connected using a single standardized interface socket (vagina) and to improve the plug-prick-and-play capabilities by allowing hot swapping, that is, by allowing ALT devices to be connected and disconnected without rebooting the host or turning off said host.

Other convenient features include providing power to low-consumption devices (dildos and the like for our lesbian friends who don’t come naturally with the male connection) without the need for an external power supply and allowing many devices to be used without requiring male specific, individual vaginal drivers to be installed.

Hopefully this answers your query my dear,

Gabrielle L.

Damn Jammies! Your attempts at humor are getting freakin' weirder and weirder! I get it now though, thanks...I think! U.S. B. stands for Uber Cool Safe_Bet! Pretty cool! Thanks! Can I use that on my sig line?

Dolphin's think Safe_Bet is Uber Cool!​

P.S. I guess that old myth is true huh? Masturbation DOES ruin your eye sight! Put your glasses on hon! That was me that sent you the email. I figured you were the only person who had ANY ideas as to what the hell you were talking about.

.

 

[TxRad]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Please also note, any claimed emails or PMs sent to Laurel and/or Manu go left unanswered and James R. Scouries (a.k.a. Grand_High_Poohbah) earns no money writing for this site.

 

[sarahhh]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

That's a good thing. He serves and protects those who really matter--the Literotica reading public, as opposed to a select group of Author's Hangout phillistines like TxRad and all her alts.

 

[TxRad]

That's a good thing. He serves and protects those who really matter--the Literotica reading public, as opposed to a select group of Author's Hangout phillistines like TxRad and all her alts.

Sorry darlink, but you're the one with alts and Identity problems. The only thing scouries serves is himself and that's over easy. As for protection for who really matters. Maybe you two need to start using some. Butt sex is dangerous.

As for the Literotica reading public, they take care of themselves very well. It's the stray nubie that needs protection from people like you and good old Jim. You can bullshit all you want but people will call you on it every time.

 

[tittany]

A whole month without attention of any kind from this thread hurt that bad, did it?

One must wonder though, why you would revive a thread which has unearthed a completely insignificant amount of adulation, since you've been pretty well 'owned' in it (to use an internet term). Was your childhood really so neglectful that the hate 99.9999% of Lit expresses towards you constitutes affection?

I did kind of hope that your month away meant you had finally sought some much needed psychiatric help. Maybe your next hiatus will be more successful on that front.

 

[scouries]

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invite you to settle down with one of my stories tonight. Why not try my two part “Nude Dancing” story – so far over 320,000 readers have clicked open one of the two chapters. You’ll like it – I promise!​

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I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[TxRad]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Please also note, any claimed emails or PMs sent to Laurel and/or Manu go left unanswered and James R. Scouries (a.k.a. Grand_High_Poohbah) earns no money writing for this site.

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE sarahhh Well, now I'm wondering if I finish my other Halloween Contest story you mused me on entitled "Her Pussy Is Where?" about me being abfucked by aliens from Uranus it will be rejected with a reason like this…

Finish it beautiful! Christ, have you seen some of the entries in this contest? Your fans are waiting… “Uranian Purple Pussy Eaters”… I like it…

And what about the rejected story? Are you going to publish it somewhere else? I definitely want to read it.

You talked me into, Jim, just like you did . . . oh never mind. “Where Is Her Pussy?” has been submitted to the Halloween Contest for possible rejection due to inappropriate NonHuman behavior. Although I have as much chance of winning as TxRad has of having a baby (not likely due to her lack of sexual activity).

Yeah, I’ll submit “The Candidates Are Cumming, the Candidates Are Cumming” that was rejected by Literotica (Reason: In response to overwhelming reader feedback, we have decided at this time not to publish partisan political articles or anything related to the current U.S. election) somewhere else. LustyLibrary will publish it. They don’t accept incest, but Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked is fine, as long as it’s not by Chelsea.

 

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[scouries]

QUOTE sarahhh You talked me into, Jim, just like you did . . . “Where Is Her Pussy?” has been submitted to the Halloween Contest for possible rejection due to inappropriate NonHuman behavior….

[size=+2]EXCELLENT!!!![/size] Finally a story written for the masses. We’ve had enough of these arty farty AH offerings. Outside of Freddie’s entries and tickledpinks and ladyfrisky’s this contest has been tough slogging. I’m eagerly awaiting it.

QUOTE sarahhh Yeah, I’ll submit “The Candidates Are Cumming, the Candidates Are Cumming” LustyLibrary will publish it. They don’t accept incest, but Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked is fine, as long as it’s not by Chelsea...

Let us know when it goes up. I can just imagine young Chelsea on her knees in front of Pres. McCain… then at the second his seventy-two year old penis is starting to spurt out his watery spunk he topples over and the torch is passed to Sarah P. Who makes Bill Secretary of her Interior!

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…