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[TxRad]

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

 

[scouries]

so you so....

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

Well then our “Great White Armadillo Hunter” explain this:

I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank that wonderful duo who run this fantastic site. Yes, I’m talking about none other than:​

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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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And why am I thanking these two today? I mean heck, we should be thanking them everyday!

But today is even more special than normal. I just got an e-mail from an interested reader congratulating me.

For what, I asked in a return e-mail.

For the honor LITEROTICA’S bestowed on you, came quickly back.

I’ve been named LITEROTICA’S #1 Author? ME? Little old scouries?

For yes, I checked and the ROYAL family apparently has so named me. Right out of the blue. They put it right under my name! Every time I make a post it’s there.

Look, I’m a humble sort of guy, a throwback you might say to the olden days when men were men, so I’m a little embarrassed at the attention. At first I thought I’d ask them to remove this honorific.

But then I thought that if this is going to help the site I better just go along with it and grin and bear it. They aren’t asking much in return for the big ROYALTY checks they send each month.

So thanks you two. You really didn’t have to. I luv youse guys…​

[size=+2]Dolphins love the ROYAL family too…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[scouries]

colored bras...

QUOTE Lady Friskystein What do you think of my new story, scouries?

Is this from the girl who refuses to read even one of my brilliant stories?

Even before reading it though I have to admit I’m a little prejudiced against it.

I just don’t like stories where the characters have weird names. They seem to be everywhere these days – the danikat and that elianna chick are leading LITEROTICANS down a blind alley I’m afraid. Readers just don’t like them!

And I’ve never liked reading a story one chapter at a time. I’m a guy who likes to sit down with a book and read the whole story at one sitting. Write the whole thing, edit it, publish it.

And then you tell me “Attan & Evander” are lovers. Is this another non-human gay story? Neither of these names sound like a babe you’d want to jump on. Generally non-human gay is a corner of LIT I try to stay away from.

And then what’s going on with all these new stories of yours lately anyway? Christ I hope you’re not going to be another of these SURVIVORS people!

OK, I just clicked it open and read it…

First, I’m sorry but just like I feared I couldn’t keep the characters straight. I kept thinking Evander was the guy devil. Montoch? Another weird name.

Way too short for a first chapter - 1000 words just doesn’t do it! Unlike a complete book, in these serial things if you want a reader to come back for more you’ve really got to zing him in Chapter 1! You’ve got to get him involved. It should be at least a couple of Lit pages long so the readers have to make some commitment to it. And leave them hanging a bit… wanting to know what’s going to happen next.

I also don’t know where you’re going with this. You didn’t get any humans involved yet – no names of regular people I can identify with.

I did like this line: Husbands, dressed in pajamas of paisley or plaid, gently joined their mates in bed

I didn’t vote or public comment – quite frankly it was far to short to make any kind of fair appraisal.

QUOTE Lady Friskystein hmmm... though it may not be your cup of tea since Attan & Evandar are lovers, but they aren't siblings...

Hell, if they’d been siblings you might of stirred up some interest.

BTW are you by any chance also writing under the name randori? By mistake I clicked open a story by her just now after reading yours and wondered if I was reading an illustrated “Attan & Evander”. The guy with the monstrous penis in the illustrations reminded me of Attan/Evander. The artwork was pretty good for an illustrated LITEROTICA story which what made me suspect even more that you might be involved.

And what’s with all these colored bra stories out today?

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t wear colored bras…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

Fuck it hon, I gave you a 5 anyway – I’m just an old softie!

 

[michchick98]

The management of Lit could care less about scouries or scouriesworld. He is only here because they believe in free speech, even for idiots.

Well then our “Great White Armadillo Hunter” explain this:

I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank that wonderful duo who run this fantastic site. Yes, I’m talking about none other than:​

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“HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III and HER CONSORT, MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

​

[/size]

And why am I thanking these two today? I mean heck, we should be thanking them everyday!

But today is even more special than normal. I just got an e-mail from an interested reader congratulating me.

For what, I asked in a return e-mail.

For the honor LITEROTICA’S bestowed on you, came quickly back.

I’ve been named LITEROTICA’S #1 Author? ME? Little old scouries?

For yes, I checked and the ROYAL family apparently has so named me. Right out of the blue. They put it right under my name! Every time I make a post it’s there.

Look, I’m a humble sort of guy, a throwback you might say to the olden days when men were men, so I’m a little embarrassed at the attention. At first I thought I’d ask them to remove this honorific.

But then I thought that if this is going to help the site I better just go along with it and grin and bear it. They aren’t asking much in return for the big ROYALTY checks they send each month.

So thanks you two. You really didn’t have to. I luv youse guys…​

[size=+2]Dolphins love the ROYAL family too…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site, except for sarahh.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site, except for sarahh.

Please also note, any claimed emails or PMs sent to Laurel and/or Manu go left unanswered and James R. Scouries (a.k.a. Grand_High_Poohbah) earns no money writing for this site. In fact, check your Monopoly game, you may be missing some money there.

He is not Literotica's #1 author. Laurel and Manu did NOT put that 'tag line' under his name. He did it himself. If you check the official Literotica lists, he is far, far, far, far away from #1.

Oh and he's a delusional fuck-wit, too.

 

[michchick98]

If you come up short this month, Scouries, here's a link that you might be interested in:

http://www.hasbro.com/games/kid-games/monopoly/default.cfm?page=StrategyGuide/gametools

Look at the column on the right. You can print your own royalties!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

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I just don’t like stories where the characters have weird names. They seem to be everywhere these days – the danikat and that elianna chick are leading LITEROTICANS down a blind alley I’m afraid. Readers just don’t like them!

And then you tell me “Attan & Evander” are lovers. Is this another non-human gay story? Neither of these names sound like a babe you’d want to jump on. Generally non-human gay is a corner of LIT I try to stay away from.

And then what’s going on with all these new stories of yours lately anyway? Christ I hope you’re not going to be another of these SURVIVORS people!

BTW are you by any chance also writing under the name randori? By mistake I clicked open a story by her just now after reading yours and wondered if I was reading an illustrated “Attan & Evander”. The guy with the monstrous penis in the illustrations reminded me of Attan/Evander. The artwork was pretty good for an illustrated LITEROTICA story which what made me suspect even more that you might be involved.

And what’s with all these colored bra stories out today?

[size=+2]Dolphins don’t wear colored bras…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

Fuck it hon, I gave you a 5 anyway – I’m just an old softie!

I agree with you on the "weird names" thing. I think it's annoying. As far as the characters in my story-- I just didn't think it was appropriate for the demons to be named Bob and Nancy.

You didn't know that I'm in Survivor? The scoreboard hasn't been updated in awhile, but it looks like I'm in 4th place.

I don't write under an alt or anything, so no.. that author is not me. The illustrated stories posted today. The illustrated stories and illustrated poems are held for quite some time before they post. PrincessErin may have submitted her bra stories weeks apart... or all in one day. I don't know. You'd have to ask her.

I plan on doing some illustrated stories by the end of the year, but I might not have time.

Oh, I'm not refusing to read your story... I will get to it. I haven't had a chance to read the Halloween entries or much of anything. Yes, I've been doing a lot of writing... and remodeling my house.. and working on my online art gallery.. and taking a screenwriting course...

Patience, dear scouries...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I agree with you on the "weird names" thing. I think it's annoying. As far as the characters in my story-- I just didn't think it was appropriate for the demons to be named Bob and Nancy.

You didn't know that I'm in Survivor? The scoreboard hasn't been updated in awhile, but it looks like I'm in 4th place.

I don't write under an alt or anything, so no.. that author is not me. The illustrated stories posted today. The illustrated stories and illustrated poems are held for quite some time before they post. PrincessErin may have submitted her bra stories weeks apart... or all in one day. I don't know. You'd have to ask her.

I plan on doing some illustrated stories by the end of the year, but I might not have time.

Oh, I'm not refusing to read your story... I will get to it. I haven't had a chance to read the Halloween entries or much of anything. Yes, I've been doing a lot of writing... and remodeling my house.. and working on my online art gallery.. and taking a screenwriting course...

Patience, dear scouries...

What? Erin did illustrated bra stories? Okay...no comment.

Hmm, maybe I'll do some illustrated bra stories, too. Uhm, do you know where to buy a bra in a size 46? I wonder what my cup size is? I can make my pecs move. I can even make them dance to music.

Even though I don't read any of her stuff, I take my hat off to Erin. She's got balls. I wouldn't do photos like that, personal photos of me. I have enough problems with bashers writing stories. I couldn't imagine if I started posting photos (lol).

I posted one illustrated poem of Polo. Now, he has stalkers (lol). He receives a dozen e-mails every day.

You know...now that I think of it, women should have a pair of tits on their back, too. Wouldn't that be cool? It'd be great when we are close dancing with a women. It'd be great on a crowded subway. Then, again, you wouldn't know if the woman was coming or going.

I guess if women had tits on her back, then guys should have two cocks. I wouldn't mind having another cock, but where the Hell would I have the second one? I wouldn't want a cock sticking out of my ass (no comment). That'd be really weird.

Well, I have to go. The 7th inning intermission of David Archelletta singing God Bless America is over. The Red Sox are leading Tampa Bay 1 to zip with Dice K pitching a no hitter.

 

[sarahhh]

QUOTE sarahhh Well, I guess I won't have a story in the contest either. First time in like 5 1/2 years. My entry, which you so graciously mused me on, entitled "The Candidates are Cumming, the . . ." has been rejected. The reason given being:

In response to overwhelming reader feedback, we have decided at this time not to publish partisan political articles or anything related to the current U.S. election. You are more than welcome to publish this piece on our Forum: http://forum.literotica.com/

HUH!!! Are you shitting me? This is a dark day for America!

[size=+2]Censorship in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave?[/size]

The story I was the muse for? My guess is that danikat is behind this!

Another of these nefarious AH land plots! I’ll bet mr tex is involved! robyn and serena too!

This is outrageous!


jim

Well, now I'm wondering if I finish my other Halloween Contest story you mused me on entitled "Her Pussy Is Where?" about me being abfucked by aliens from Uranus it will be rejected with a reason like this:

In response to overwhelming reader feedback, we have decided at this time not to publish partisan alien articles or anything related to outer space.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, now I'm wondering if I finish my other Halloween Contest story you mused me on entitled "Her Pussy Is Where?" about me being abfucked by aliens from Uranus it will be rejected with a reason like this:

In response to overwhelming reader feedback, we have decided at this time not to publish partisan alien articles or anything related to outer space.

Sarahhh, maybe it's time you wrote a normal mainstream story.

Maybe, it's time you bit the bullet and wrote a love story. Yeah, a very romantic one at that. What do you think? Maybe, it's time you took a lesson from DK or SK. It's time Sarahhh, it's time you put away your skewed stories and joined the rest of us normal, er, well adjusted, uhm, sane, I mean sorry bunch of writers.

How about a story where boy meets girl...only boy is really a girl...and girl is really a boy? In essence, even though it didn't start that way, boy meets girl. I like it. Ah, love is in the air.

They attend a Halloween party where everyone in attendance is someone else, even without their costumes. Now, the fact that they are wearing costumes, makes it even more confusing. Now, you can't tell one from the other.

Hmm, I might write this one myself (lol).

Never mind, please continue with your story of abfucktion.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Freddie, Mr. Sarahhh can't write anything but incest. He doesn't understand how a normal relationship works that doesn't have a wham bam thank you daddy.

 

[scouries]

that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I came across this story today when I was perusing the Feedback Portal as I watched Georgia/Tennessee poolside. Why doesn’t anyone tell me when these stories are posted?

Anyway, somebody had written some long, almost incomprehensible comment (which BTW included either an attack on or a compliment to my pal Freddie – I wasn’t able to figure out which) and I was induced to click open the story.

Same old, same old AH crap! Anyone who makes an unkind, anonymous comment has to be by AH definition ignorant, dirty, stupid, uneducated, impotent….

What absolute bullshit!

Remember ladies and gentlemen, when you submit a story to this site you are submitting it to the same readers who you are only so happy to “snerkily” disdain. If you don’t like our readers, if you think you’re too good for them, I suggest you publish your work somewhere else.

As the old proverb states: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen (this doesn’t apply to you Lady F ).

But you know what? What I’ve just learned from my spies in the ROYAL PALACE. Do you want to know who’s the real LITEROTICAN behind this poor sport ProfWriter ?

None other that that evil oldtimer, that hag who hasn’t produced a new story in five years, the girl who hates our readers and is jealous of the success of we best selling authors…

…yes my friends, it’s none other than [size=+2] KILLER-BRAN-MUFFIN [/size] herself. Another attempted hatchet job!

No wonder you stopped writing honey; anyone who hates their readers as much as you do must also hate their life.

I, for one, love our readers!

[size=+2]Dolphins love our readers too…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…


[size=+2]Literotica Police[/size]
by ProfWriter©


The only light came from the glow of a flat-screen monitor on the laptop computer perched on a TV table in the darkened room. The little, gnome-like person sat on the narrow bed and hunched himself closer so that he could read every word of the "Loving Wives" story scrolling down his screen.

His dirty hand fondled his deflated penis in a vain attempt to bring it back to life. The dribble of semen that he had forced out of it over an hour ago was now lying dry and crusty on his flabby belly.

"Will was torn between his love for his unfaithful wife and the vision of her giving herself to his cousin," he read. "He wondered if he could ever forgive her. Was this the first time that she had strayed? Were the children his or were they fathered by unknown sperm donors who had penetrated what he thought to be solely his territory?"

"Wimp! Wimp! Wimp!" snarled the little creature as he pounded the Page Down key.

The lights of a passing truck flooded the darkened room with bright light that was filtered by the single dirty window. He could smell the diesel fumes creeping through the inoperable bathroom vent.

Clicking on the little blue "2" character at the bottom of the page, he waited for the second part of the story to appear.

"Goddamn this dial-up connection," he grunted.

He bewailed the lack of funds he needed to get a DSL but he wasn't sure the long-term stay motel he lived in had the capability even if he had the funds.

"I can't stand these wimp stories," he moaned. "Men acting like pussies with no balls."

The screen jumped and the second section waited for his review. He continued to read the words he hated as he cursed the author for writing such crap. The story line was hard to follow because he kept searching for spelling or grammatical errors with which to flog the author with his comments. He had to keep scrolling up to reread portions to keep up with the story.

He knew that if he missed any, some of the other gnomes would catch them and report the fact to the readers of Literotica. His other Anonymous fellow commentators would also be scrutinizing the Loving Wives category so they could vent their impotence on the talented writers who dared to publish their creative thoughts.

"All it takes is one misplaced comma or quotation mark," he thought with glee.

Feeling a sudden urge to pee, he struggled off the bed and walked, barefoot, over the filthy carpet into the bathroom.

"Who do they think they are?" he yelled over the sound of his urine hitting the water in the stained toilet. "Making me read this junk!"

The next page had finally come up on his monitor when he returned to his position on the edge of the bed. He was careful to sip his beer because he knew there were only three more cans left in the moldy little refrigerator standing in the corner. It was still two days until payday and he couldn't afford to buy another six-pack until then.

It was late and he knew he had to get up to go to work in the morning. He was tired but he wanted to be the first one to comment on the new stories when they popped up on the Literotica website in the middle of the night.

He remembered he had forgotten to wash his uniform shirt and his boss would be pissed off if he reported to work with the ketchup stain still on it. The Goddamn dispenser spurted it on him while he was preparing a batch of cheeseburgers for the noon rush. At least he didn't have to worry about buying food as long as he worked there.

He had already scanned the Incest/Taboo category and submitted his comments about the lack of moral turpitude exhibited by the authors who wrote about fucking their mothers and their sisters. Now it was Loving Wives time.

Returning his focus to the story on his screen he read -

"Will stood at the door to the guest room and watched as his wife of eleven years accepted his cousin's cock into her vagina. He had rushed to the door after hearing her moans when he entered the house. He thought she was being attacked but found that she was a willing participant in the debauchery taking place before his eyes."

"The bitch is not even making him use a condom. What's wrong with these authors? Haven't they ever heard of STDs or AIDS or herpes? What kind of a message are they sending?"

"Wimp, wimp, wimp," he wrote as the title of his Anonymous comment.

"I give it a big fat zero because the vile thoughts of a husband taking back his wife and the mother of his children after she fucked his relative is to much to bare. Havent' they ever thout of what culd happen if she passed a desesae on to her kids. You WIMP writers are nothing and I don't no why you write the stuff."

He clicked on "Submit" and turned off his computer.

Satisfied that he had vented his wrath on the author and sure that his criticism would be taken seriously, he lay back in his foul smelling bed. He was secure in his knowledge that there would be more free Literotica stories to hate the next night.

He also knew that his other anonymous cohorts would be sharing their malicious thoughts and he would learn some new words to include in his comments when he logged on tomorrow night.

He tried to reawaken his penis to get one more twitch of pleasure from it but his attempts only served to reopen the sore that had developed in the last few weeks.

He sent a prayer up as he fell into a restless sleep.

"I hope there will be some cuckold or interracial stories to read tomorrow. I hate those stories where wimp husbands get their rocks off being humiliated by their wives getting fucked by other men. They're sickos without any balls. Wimps, that's what they are wimps, wimps, wim ... "

He was used to the sound of the diesels at the run down truck stop next door and their noise didn't awaken him. He dreamed of the power he thought he had over those writers who had the gall to write those terrible stories that he was forced to read.

"I'm Anonymous," he muttered in his sleep. "You'll never find me."

While Anonymous slept, Literotica's authors sat at their keyboards struggling to write the perfect story. Each one of them had a dozen plots rolling around in his or her head that they were willing to share with their fans.

As a unit they each thought, "Screw the scoring, it doesn't make any difference. It's been corrupted by the gnomes and means nothing. The joy is in the emails and the comments that show appreciation of the overall effort of a writer trying to bring a slice of real life to the pages of Literotica."

 

[TxRad]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site

 

[PrincessErin]

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[LadynStFreknBed]

I felt my ears burning so thought I would come here to see what was being said about myself.

First off I do apologize that so many of my stories were posted in one day. I submitted 6 illustrated stories almost a month ago and didn't think that 4 of the would be posted on the same day. Of course it didn't help that 2 chapter stories were in the process of being posted and that it was just last week that my Halloween entry was posted. Yes I agree it's annoying when one author has the majority of the new stories in one day. I can't control when stories are being posted so take it up with management.

As for my illustrated stories that were just posted, how strange that people believe those pics to be of me. How strange people actually believe I am who I say I am. If BFW can lie about so much why can't I?

Erin

Illustrated poems and stories are usually held for several weeks. Then, they post on the same day.

I had my doubts that it was you, cuz you're a teacher, right? Even though I'm sure you don't go telling people you write on Lit, I figured you wouldn't post pics of yourself just in case someone would find out.

But, I wouldn't be telling scouries that your bra pics aren't you...
Now, he'll create a story of you and your sister taking bra pics of each other, right, scerrs?

 

[PrincessErin]

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[scouries]

QUOTE Lady Friskystein You didn't know that I'm in Survivor? The scoreboard hasn't been updated in awhile, but it looks like I'm in 4th place.

OH GOD NO! Say it isn’t so! As a rule I don’t check the Survivor scoreboard…ever…

QUOTE Lady Friskystein I plan on doing some illustrated stories by the end of the year, but I might not have time. Oh, I'm not refusing to read your story... I will get to it… Yes, I've been doing a lot of writing... and remodeling my house.. and working on my online art gallery.. and taking a screenwriting course... Patience, dear scouries...

What happened to the cooking B.A.? Babe you’ve trying to do way too much. Scouries first…

QUOTE Freddie Hmm, maybe I'll do some illustrated bra stories, too. Uhm, do you know where to buy a bra in a size 46? I wonder what my cup size is? I can make my pecs move. I can even make them dance to music…You know...now that I think of it, women should have a pair of tits on their back, too…

You could do colored jock strap stories! Freddies Lime Jock Strap… Freddies Chatreuse Jock Strap … Freddies Pink Jock Strap … Freddies Lilac Jock Strap… etc., etc. until you hit the required 10 category stories. That’d be sure to attract the gay male audience, the middle age AH babes and those looking for a good Humor Category story. Your pal robyn could probably supply you with the jocks if you don’t have any…

QUOTE sarahhh Well, now I'm wondering if I finish my other Halloween Contest story you mused me on entitled "Her Pussy Is Where?" about me being abfucked by aliens from Uranus it will be rejected with a reason like this…

Finish it beautiful! Christ, have you seen some of the entries in this contest? Your fans are waiting… “Uranian Purple Pussy Eaters”… I like it…

And what about the rejected story? Are you going to publish it somewhere else? I definitely want to read it.

QUOTE Freddie They attend a Halloween party where everyone in attendance is someone else, even without their costumes. Now, the fact that they are wearing costumes, makes it even more confusing. Now, you can't tell one from the other. Hmm, I might write this one myself…

freddy…freddy…freddy, you’ve already written that one. It’s called… oh shit, I can’t find it on your list… it’s the naked, costumed Halloween one, I think it was in last years Valentine Day Contest… yes, that’s it…here it is … Chapter 17 Part 4 I think…

danikat Freddie, Mr. Sarahhh can't write anything but incest. He doesn't understand how a normal relationship works that doesn't have a wham bam thank you daddy.

Aren’t all your friends over at yourspace looking for you honey? Why don’t you go play in the Internet traffic hon and leave we intellectuals to our serious adult work…

QUOTH the good princess First off I do apologize that so many of my stories were posted in one day. I submitted 6 illustrated stories almost a month ago and didn't think that 4 of the would be posted on the same day

Absolutely no reason to apologize my lady. You are a SURVIVALIST and hence it’s your duty to get as many stories up as you can. Its your raison d’etre.

And hey, the guy ok’ing the illustrated stories must have liked your pics if he spent a month studying them... its sorta a compliment if you think about it…

[size=+2]FLORIDA 17[/size]
LOUISIANNA 0


[size=+2]Dolphins don’t wear colored jock straps either…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[scouries]

bra pics are ok.... heck, flash a nip if you want...

QUOTE Lady Friskystein Now, he'll create a story of you and your sister taking bra pics of each other, right, scerrs?

Mr. Scouries or Esquire to you my lady until you read my story.

The princess has a sister? She’s not the QUEEN by any chance is she? I’m telling you, if the princess is LAURELS sister then freddies is fucked again!

QUOTH the princess Yes I am a teacher and keep things hidden very well. No way that those pics in my illustrated stories could be used to figure out who I am. I travel alot hence why I have random pics from wherever.

Your bags must always be over the weight limit if you carry all that underwear with you on your trips. I bet the baggage inspectors love it when they open yours and your sisters bags and ninety brightly colored bra/panty sets pop out of each.

You weren’t down in Miami Beach last April were you? I kinda remember one night, pretty late, when two drunk Canadian babes, dressed only in high heels and matching leopard skin design bras (one pink spots, the other yellow), shaved clean, jumped up on the bar at the…

And hey, feel free to post a couple of colored bra pics here… just go ahead and post them… we don’t hold them up 4 weeks.

You too Lady F.

Shee-it, your sister the QUEEN too if she wants…



[size=+2]FLORIDA 20[/size]
LOUISIANNA 0


[size=+2]Dolphins shave their pubes…[/size]

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

 

[PrincessErin]

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[LadynStFreknBed]

QUOTE Lady Friskystein You didn't know that I'm in Survivor? The scoreboard hasn't been updated in awhile, but it looks like I'm in 4th place.

OH GOD NO! Say it isn’t so! As a rule I don’t check the Survivor scoreboard…ever…

QUOTE Lady Friskystein I plan on doing some illustrated stories by the end of the year, but I might not have time. Oh, I'm not refusing to read your story... I will get to it… Yes, I've been doing a lot of writing... and remodeling my house.. and working on my online art gallery.. and taking a screenwriting course... Patience, dear scouries...

What happened to the cooking B.A.? Babe you’ve trying to do way too much. Scouries first

scouries, I'm hurt. Why are you putting frowny faces next to my name?

cooking BA? not hardly. I love to cook, but I'm studying psychology. Did you hit your head? some kind of retrograde amnesia?

Yes, I often try to do too much. As soon as I turned 16, I worked over 40 hours a week. But, circumstances change. sigh.

Anyway, I'm not doing the work on my house alone. My contractor, Javier, is doing most of it. oh, and he is a hottie!

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QUOTE Freddie Hmm, maybe I'll do some illustrated bra stories, too. Uhm, do you know where to buy a bra in a size 46? I wonder what my cup size is? I can make my pecs move. I can even make them dance to music…You know...now that I think of it, women should have a pair of tits on their back, too…

You could do colored jock strap stories! Freddies Lime Jock Strap… Freddies Chatreuse Jock Strap … Freddies Pink Jock Strap … Freddies Lilac Jock Strap… etc., etc. until you hit the required 10 category stories. That’d be sure to attract the gay male audience, the middle age AH babes and those looking for a good Humor Category story. Your pal robyn could probably supply you with the jocks if you don’t have any…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

Please don't put the jock strap on Polo. I hate when people dress up their dogs.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Mr. Scouries or Esquire to you my lady until you read my story.

omg! I'll read your freakin' story...
Which one was it again?
I know you won't mind sharing the link to your story again...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I felt my ears burning so thought I would come here to see what was being said about myself.

First off I do apologize that so many of my stories were posted in one day. I submitted 6 illustrated stories almost a month ago and didn't think that 4 of the would be posted on the same day. Of course it didn't help that 2 chapter stories were in the process of being posted and that it was just last week that my Halloween entry was posted. Yes I agree it's annoying when one author has the majority of the new stories in one day. I can't control when stories are being posted so take it up with management.

As for my illustrated stories that were just posted, how strange that people believe those pics to be of me. How strange people actually believe I am who I say I am. If BFW can lie about so much why can't I?

Erin

Lie?

Apparently, if you can't tell fiction from lies, then you shouldn't be wasting everyone's time by writing here?

Why must you always attack me? I said nothing about you in my post other than to compliment your bravery to post an illustrated bra stories.

Please stop referring to me in all and any of your posts. You constantly mention me in every other post you make on the Survivor board. I don't bother you, Erin. I don't read your stories. I don't vote on your stories. Yet, you continue to 1 bomb every single one of my stories.

Thank you for not sending me anymore PM's and thank you for stopping your non-sensical posts to my stories. I am grateful for that much,

Yet, please, leave me alone. There is something seriously wrong with you. I've already told you that I'd pay for your pschiatric care should you want to see a professional. There is medication out there for you to take and I'll pay for that, too.

By the way, I don't lie.

Now, shouldn't you be writing another 750 word story? It's beyond me why you even bother. All you want to do is win the Survivor contest. You don't care about your story or your writing or your audience. You just pump out paragraphs that barely make the minimum 750 words.

You stories are too short. They have no plot. They make no sense. I read some in the beginning when you first joined the site, when I thought you were normal. Now, I don't read them. Yet, I've read comments in the portal of readers who have read your stories and who make the same comments about them that I just made here. They are too short, they have no plot, and they make no sense. Yet, you constantly attack me and my stories. Why?

Why are you here? You certainly don't care about writing. You're just a very disturbed woman.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Woah! Someone forgot to take their meds today. Oh wait that's right. You get PMS every few weeks and you're due to be cranky and mean for a while.

BTW, why do you assume that when I type BFW I mean you? I mean your official name on here is BOSTONFICTIONWRITER and your first name is Freddie. Stop being so neurotic. I may not even be talking about you. Oh and if you check out my latest post in the Survivor board you'll see I said something nice about you.

Erin

Oh, I get it.

Whoa! Someone's insane and it's not me.

Why do you think I"m writing about you when I write Erin. I was referring to the other psycho bitch, you psycho bitch. Neurotic aren't you?

Check out this post where I write nothing nice about you.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

ok, scerrs...
(I can call you "scerrs" now that I read your story, right?)

Yes, I read your story, "Candy Cane Cocked Cousin." (as much as it pains me to type that title) I have to say that overall, I was impressed.

The character development was better than I expected. As for the storyline, I have to give kuddos to any story that focuses on an artist trying to improve her skills. (artistic skills) Also, the love between the characters was evident, which I believe is crucial to an incest story.

Now, I don't get into kissing cousins or sons fucking their mothers... etc. But, I tried to be impartial while reading it. I can see how people who like incest stories would like your stories. For me, it's more like watching a train wreck. (because of it being incest, not due to problems with your story)

The one thing that bothered me was that voice in my head.. you know the one.. the one that throws a temper tantrum any time I miss a comma- my internal editor. Well, she was screaming throughout your story.. and she wasn't being fucked by her brother... although, who knows what goes on inside my head? You had a lot of missed punctuation... nothing that a volunteer editor couldn't fix. For me, that is very distracting. By the looks of your comments, it probably doesn't bother your readers. *snerk*

His mom masturbating to a model of his cock and them fucking without really talking about the change in their relationship was moving a little too fast to be plausible. But, I don't like incest. To those who do, it may seem like a natural progression.

So...
Yes, I read your story.
Yes, it is a decent story with an actual plot and character development.
It has some technical issues, but those are easily fixed.

-Sheila

 

[Daniellekitten]

Jimbo...usually when someone tells someone to go away, they feel threatened by them. Do I threaten you? Sorry, I think I'll stick around.