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[sr71plt]

Redskins won too.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

LMAO... They lost to the Dolphins.

Falcons won. That's all I care about.

Actually, I was glad to see Miami win. We all need to be a winner once in a while. Besides, it's been quite a while since the Patriots lost a game. I think they said the last game New England lost was 11/12/2006. They now hold the record of 21 consequective wins. They broke their old record of 18.

We Patriots fans have nothing to be ashamed about.

Between the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics, sports in Boston is good, real good.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

yep...played the Dolphins actually.

Nice to see you back, Cloudy, only, I wish I could see your front (lol).

 

[Guest]

freddie, freddie, freddie...

[size=+4]YES!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Dolphins

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[size=+2]Freddie [/size] your team played today like your cheerleaders make love… BTW we loved your larest story. I just can't figure out why a brilliant, famous author like you lives in Beantown...

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

 

[Guest]

cloudy...cloudy...cloudy...

cloudys back??????? We missed you oh wonderful Indian maiden. Freddie missed you. robyn missed you.

But please don’t overdo it, you’re much better but you’re still recovering…

QUOTE starrkers How fast can you say shit? I’d like to give your boss some Aussie time – first some head, and then I definitely want that big thing in my behind.

Do you mean down by the billabong ma’am? Don’t worry, the boss knows you meant your apology.

QUOTE robyn …that Scouries thinks I'm shot….

The boss never said you were “shot” boy wonder. And we both took your apology as a sign that in fact you’re maturing and growing out of that brattish “know-it-all” mode you’ve been in since you arrived on LITEROTICA. Okay, we both concede that you are “smarter” than the average “mentally challenged” AHer but robyn , you must remember that, outside of cloudy and sarahhh , the boss and freddie there aren’t many MENSA members posting on the LITEROTICA forums.

We still accept your apology…

Gabby

[size=+2]the Dolphins accepted robyn and starrkers apology too…[/size]

 

[Safe_Bet]

[size=+2]Freddie [/size] your team played today like your cheerleaders make love… BTW we loved your larest story. I just can't figure out why a brilliant, famous author like you lives in Beantown...

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

Awwww, Jane Scouries you hot little lesbian slut you!

No wonder you have been so quiet! You've been having hot lesbian sex with the Patriot cheerleaders, haven't you my little Love Dolphin!.

(God you make me hot Jane! Come on Gabby hook me up with Jane and I'll hook you up with my beach ball!)

 

[Safe_Bet]

[...]Between the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics, sports in Boston is good, real good.

Damn Freddie, I wish you could add fiction writer to that list.

Too bad, dude, but I guess three so so sports teams and one boring writer are as good as that little suburb of Maine can do.

 

[TxRad]

cloudys back??????? We missed you oh wonderful Indian maiden. Freddie missed you. robyn missed you.

But please don’t overdo it, you’re much better but you’re still recovering…

QUOTE starrkers How fast can you say shit? I’d like to give your boss some Aussie time – first some head, and then I definitely want that big thing in my behind.

Do you mean down by the billabong ma’am? Don’t worry, the boss knows you DID NOT MEAN THAT FAKE APOLOGY HE WROTE.

QUOTE robyn …that Scouries thinks I'm shot….

The boss never said you were “shot” boy wonder. And we both took your apology as a sign that in fact you’re maturing and growing out of that brattish “know-it-all” mode you’ve been in since you arrived on LITEROTICA. Okay, we both concede that you are “smarter” than the average “mentally challenged” AHer but robyn , you must remember that, outside of cloudy and sarahhh , the boss and freddie there aren’t many MENSA members posting on the LITEROTICA forums. YEAH, ONE OUT OF THE FOUR YOU MENTIONED AND HER NAME STARTS WITH A C.

We still accept THE APOLOGY WE FAKED…

Gabby the blowup doll and Scouries Alt

[size=+2]the Dolphins KNOW I FAKED robyn and starrkers apology too…[/size]

Poor Screwed up Scouries. His house of cards is showing wear around the edges.

 

[Guest]

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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

10:42 a.m., Monday, September 22, 2008
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I don't know, maybe it's just me, but there's something about a dancing banana that I just find so offensive (lol).

I don't like seeing animated food. It gives me indigestion.

With the upcoming Halloween Contest, I would love to see a fair contest for once. I will have an entry, but only to be used to have my scoresheet swept. I seriously don't believe it will be used for anything by target practice with 1 bombs. Still, that's unfortunate. I've been unfairly targeted again by thos emotionally disturbed writers who think that's it's okay to give a fellow writer a 1 score.

I'll never understand their logic behind that. There are lots of writers on this site who I don't like, but I wouldn't single them out in that way. I'd rather just ignore them. I only wish those who don't like me would do the same to me, ignore me instead of bash me.

Nontheless, this site will never change. It isn't moderated, after all. Besides, how could the owner of the site even begin to moderate some of these "creative" people.

 

[krackheadkathy]

soundin glum... that just wont do... go find a cheerleader and.. um.. u know!

 

[sarahhh]

[size=+4]YES!!!!!!!!!![/size]

Dolphins

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[size=+2]Freddie [/size] your team played today like your cheerleaders make love… BTW we loved your larest story. I just can't figure out why a brilliant, famous author like you lives in Beantown...

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

The Patriots could have used some of those nasty-looking cheerleaders on defense yesterday. Wow, I gave the Dolphins the same chance of winning as Jim, BFW, or I have of winning the Halloween Contest. Not slim, just none. Miracles do happen. Hey, maybe our stories will be the only entries.

 

[scouries]

change is cumming....

QUOTE sarahhh The Patriots could have used some of those nasty-looking cheerleaders on defense yesterday. Wow, I gave the Dolphins the same chance of winning as Jim, BFW, or I have of winning the Halloween Contest. Not slim, just none. Miracles do happen. Hey, maybe our stories will be the only entries.

Yes I agree. Those “nasty” looking NE Cheerleaders would have helped the Pats yesterday. Anything would have! Bill B conceded that the Dolphins outsmarted him… of course they did, what did he expect?

Philly/Pitt looked really ugly for a while there. It looked like my prediction about the Pennsylvania QB situation was about to come through… BIG BEN had his bell rung yesterday…at least I now know who the backup is…

I believe your contest strategy is a good one. We’ll only let Freddie and you enter! And maybe robyn . A prize for everyone.


QUOTE Freddie I don't know, maybe it's just me, but there's something about a dancing banana that I just find so offensive (lol). With the upcoming Halloween Contest, I would love to see a fair contest for once…. Nontheless, this site will never change…

Yes, a dancing texan can be an ugly sight/site.

As to the contest system: There is a hurricane coming Freddie , change is on its way…

I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins are on their way to the Super Bowl..[/size]

 

[TxRad]

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Poor poor Scouries. His lies are being challenged right and left.

And they are going to continue to be

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The Patriots could have used some of those nasty-looking cheerleaders on defense yesterday. Wow, I gave the Dolphins the same chance of winning as Jim, BFW, or I have of winning the Halloween Contest. Not slim, just none. Miracles do happen. Hey, maybe our stories will be the only entries.

I write a story, Boston Halloween Massacre, with the main character named after you, only spelled Sarah and not Sarahhh and you don't even give me a vote (sniff, sniff).

Actually, there are only two more chapters to this story. Anthony is bringing it to a surprise ending in chapter 22.

I have a new story that will post to the boards in a few days, Tie Me Up, Spank Me, and Order Me To Blow You. Of course, I had to shorten the title, as it wouldn't fit.

It's about a rich bitch who likes getting down and dirty. She has a well developed character, so those who enjoy reading that sort of story should check it out. It's posting in the BDSM category.

Meanwhile, I've been meeting with my agent deciding if I wanted to start a thread to run concurrent with Sir Scouries thread. They wanted me to take Jay Leno's spot on the tonight show, but I had to turn it down. I told them that I do all of my writing in the early morning and late night hours. Taking Jay Lenos spot would interfere with the writing that I do on Literotica.

I hope I made the right decision. What do you think? They offered me 20 million a year with more to come, if I increased the ratings. Certainly, I don't need any more money. Money doesn't motivate me.

Management thinks that a BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread is a good idea. They think that the combination of fans and bashes are a good mix and should bode well in keeping the thread going without seeing it flushed with the other threads.

I do have lots of material that I can use to generate some laughs. Sir Scouries, after all, is getting a bit old. How old is the old man now? Surely, he's well into his 80's. Someone said he was the same age as Jack LaLanne, 92. I don't think he's that old. I mean, I did see a photo of him on his yacht, er boat, er life raft, and he did appear really old. Still, you can't always go by photos.

I would think that he'd welcome the competition. It would be fun having another thread to check out daily.

Only, I don't know how to do all those colorful graphics and dancing bananas. I'm striking a stand up comic type of guy. I don't use any props.

I do like the idea of the big red button and the dancing girls.

Let me know what you think about it. And vote of my story, Boston Halloween Massacre.

Thanks...bye.

 

[TxRad]

….Manu , isn’t it time you counted all the votes and not just the ones of your favorites? Isn’t it time to publish accurate vote results at the end of every contest so that contributing authors know exactly how their story did? …it’s called vote transparency…Go for it big guy!

Sorry Scouries, they are still going to sweep your bot votes, just like always. It would help a lot if you would actually write a story that was worth while to read. Bad crap is bad crap any way you slice it.

 

[TxRad]

...Laurel , isn’t it time to bring fairness and integrity to the LITEROTICA contest system. Favoritism and cronyism is starting to get old. Cheating and ballot box stuffing can only be stopped by the boss. It’s up to you now my lady…Transparancy Now!!!

The contest are fair Scouries. There is only favoritism and cronyism in your deluded mind. Write a decent story that isn't crap and you too can win. As for cheating and ballot box stuffing. You seem to be the only one of late with 600 votes swept by and impartial bot. Manu's bot trumps your bot every time.

Keep whining, it's what you do best.

 

[sr71plt]

IManagement thinks that a BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread is a good idea. They think that the combination of fans and bashes are a good mix and should bode well in keeping the thread going without seeing it flushed with the other threads.

Naw, just take over Scouries thread. We saw the ratings go way up the last time you did that.

 

[jomar]

Jeez. Still a train wreck, but far more colorful than the last time I was here. All the colors of the rainbow, even. I wonder what that means.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE Freddie Meanwhile, I've been meeting with my agent deciding if I wanted to start a thread to run concurrent with Sir Scouries thread. Management thinks that a BOSTONFICTIONWRITER thread is a good idea, they’re tired of all these nonsensical threads that last one day and then get flushed….Sir Scouries, after all, is getting a bit old.

I would think that he'd welcome the competition. It would be fun having another thread to check out daily.
Only, I don't know how to do all those colorful graphics and dancing bananas. I'm striking a stand up comic type of guy. I don't use any props.

“Sir Scouries, after all, is getting a bit old.” FREDDIEEEE , YOU BAD!

Okay you’re a little sore about losing the bet on the football game to the boss. But as you well know the boss is in the prime of life. BTW mr scouries wants to know when he’s going to get his winnings. I believe the bet was 5 lap dances from Tom Brady’s girlfriend Giselle for him vs. a dirty weekend for you with Jacqui on the yacht.

Please advise when Giselle will be arriving. Do you know if she’s going to fly to Miami in her private jet?

BTW Freddie , did you know that, like you, she “doesn’t need any more money” either. You should be her accountant.

Gisele Caroline Bündchen (born July 20, 1980) is a Brazilian model. According to Forbes, she is the highest-paid model in the world and also the sixteenth richest woman in the entertainment world, having earned $33 million in 2007 and $35 million in 2008 alone, adding to her estimated $150 million fortune.

Maybe she sent you the five grand! Wouldn't that be neat. Maybe she's a secret closet LITEROTICAN, reading yours and the boss's stories after she's sent Tom home to miss montana and the baby....

She’ll be good for the boss. At least he’d know she’s not another one of those little gold digger tarts that keep throwing themselves at him, trying to get his “ROYALTY” fortune. She’s a little old for him though… I hope she’s a good lap dancer…

And what’s this Freddie about you “not using any props”? God, when we got back from Spain we found the condo littered with every sex toy known to man. Jacqui said you ordered over a $1000 worth of “props” and that she was afraid you were going to overdose from all the Viagra you were popping. Penis extenders?

Anyway, as you well know we’d be delighted to see another thread in Ahland worth reading.

love Gabby

 

[_scouries_]

QUOTE scouries As to the contest system: It's the best system around Freddie , no change is on the way…




Oh, do you all like the new dress I designed?

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/571398/zippy-monopoly-dress.jpg

I used my Literotica ROYALTIES (translate: Monopoly Money) to make it. Isn't it swell?

And I was thinking using some of my royalties for wallpaper in my house:

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/571398/monopolymoney.jpg

To those of you who don't believe my royalties are real, here's proof:

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/571398/zippy-monopoly1.gif

Yes thats really me holding some of my earnings!


I’m james/jane r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins love swimming in Monopoly money![/size]

 

[_scouries_]

QUOTE Grand_High_Pooper As you well know we’d be delighted to see another thread in Ahland worth reading, since this one isn't.

love Gabby, the blow-up doll



I must agree with you my little rubber raft. This thread isn't worth reading. Now get off the computer and come give mommy a big wet kiss.

I'm james/jane r scouries and I approve this message...



Dolphins hate self-promotion

 

[Elianna]

Naw, just take over Scouries thread. We saw the ratings go way up the last time you did that.

Actually... I kinda liked it then, too.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

QUOTE scouries As to the contest system: It's the best system around Freddie , no change is on the way…




Oh, do you all like the new dress I designed?

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/571398/zippy-monopoly-dress.jpg

I used my Literotica ROYALTIES (translate: Monopoly Money) to make it. Isn't it swell?

And I was thinking using some of my royalties for wallpaper in my house:

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/571398/monopolymoney.jpg

To those of you who don't believe my royalties are real, here's proof:

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/571398/zippy-monopoly1.gif

Yes thats really me holding some of my earnings!


I’m james/jane r scouries, and I approve this message…

[size=+2]Dolphins love swimming in Monopoly money![/size]

First impressions have always been important to me. I can tell much by first impressions. When I opened this thread and saw someone take Scouries name in yet another alt, I was offended. That's his name, you can't steal someone's identity, even if it is a joke.

Hey, I am a great sense of humor and fun, but this is so wrong.

Then, I laughed at the doll covered in Monopoly money, but as I scrolled down, I couldn't help but think that whoever did this is mentally disturbed.

I can't imagine taking the time to create this. For me, I have so much better uses of my time than to hurt the feelings of someone who has given us pleasure and fun. Sure some of you can say that it hasn't all been pleasure and fun, but you are still here enjoying this thread and poking fun.

If you don't like Scouries and if you don't like what he writes, then why are you still posting to his thread?

Yet, this has gone too far. This is crossing the line. This is wrong on so many different levels and I hope those who like Scouries and those who don't like Scouries will realize how hurtful this post is.

I know I'll receive a bucket of shit for what I'm posting here and have more of my stories bashed and 1 bomb. I don't care. I wanted to write my thoughts about this post.

Whoever posted this is the kind of person who would make fun of a handicapped person. Not that Scouries is handicapped, but who knows. He could be confined to a wheelchair for all we know. This may be his only avenue of socializing with people. He may have a popsicle stick poised in his mouth covered in saliva as he types.

Whatever the scenario, this is just wrong.

Whoever posted this should come forward and apologize.

Whoever has made a post to this thead in the past whether it is good, bad or indifferent should come forward now in Scouries time of need and offer him your support and write your indignation.

I apologize Scouries for the insensitivity of some people. We are not all like that. Certainly, I am not and I am deeply offended by that post.

 

[starrkers]

Dancing nanas and people taking the piss with pics of Monopoly money cause offence. Right, I'll remember that.