[size=+2]Freddieeeeee![/size] Shee-it man, I work all day on my next best seller, slaving away, but knowing when I’ve finally put the pen down I’ll be able to turn to your latest magnum opus.
I’d planned to read it aloud so that as my nubile Gabby fed me grapes she too would be able to savor your sweet words.
So where the fuck is it? Chapter 19. Gabby had got naked and brought the grapes and everything. Yours truly clicked open the NEW STORY page. WTF BFW? Instead of Boston Halloween Massacre I’m greeted by “Alien Snakes” and Michael Moore’s “Roger and Me”. Shit man, I’ve seen the film.
I just hope I don’t have to wait six months for chapter 19 after reading the first 18. And don’t tell me Polo ate chapter 19 by mistake. We want:
[size=+2][/size]Boston Halloween Massacre Ch. 19
I’m james r scouries, and I approve this message…
[size=+2]Dolphins want chapter 19…[/size]
Speak for yourself. I'm happy to wait. Who knows, he might actually be editing this one so it's fit for reading is a wonderful storyteller and you know it!
After the Scouries size BlowJob of Ike, I'm Back!!!!!!. Just because you’re on our “mentally challenged” list doesn’t mean we’d ever wish you any harm. We seem enough big blowhards in Miami to understand and commiserate with your plight.
sarahhh was worried about you too! We were all ready to mount a search party.
No, I don't. I know that he can be a good storyteller when he makes the effort, and I know that he rarely makes that effort.the bag of hot air said:
Even
Gabrielle L.
I will continue to write stories that make everyone puke. You know the Monopoly money doesn't last very long and I need to keep my coffers padded. For now though I am going to have dinner. Tacos and pie
I'm jane/james r scouries and I approve this message...
dolphins love tacos
Have fun, I'm on my way back to work so I'll be gone for a couple of weeks sarahhh , I hate to say it but I have to advise you NOT to make any wagers on the Dolphins for the foreseeable future. After getting creamed by the Cardinals last week it’s become impossible to predict what point spread will be adequate. At the same time I try never to give away more than 10 points. It’s simply a game you should leave alone. That's what bugs me most about him. His writing ability and decency of story is declining rather than improving output. I believe his skill in putting words to paper has continually improved over the last 18 months or so. And whether I love or hate one of his stories I always find something entertaining in them.? again today? The natives are getting restless….
today. As promised, he and the loveable miss starrkers analyzed the comments on the stories that make up the 100+ COMMENTS list to determine if all twenty-one actually merited being on the list or whether they only achieved this lofty status due to comments made by the authors in question themselves and/or duplicate comments.
Dear AHers, hi, it’s Gabby. I received the following from robyn
Dear AHers, hi, it’s Gabby The Blowup Doll. I MADE UP the following from robyn
I’d like to thank them for all their hard work BUT SINCE THIS IS A LIE, WHY SHOULD I and also would like to add that I AIN"T GETTING their apology.
Everything below here is a crock of shit
Dear Gabrielle L Blowup Doll, please find below the results we found when we checked your very informative list as we had promised. Sorry that we’re a day late but we were running on Aussie time. We found the following:
Analysis of the 21 stories in the 100+ COMMENTS POSTED LIST
By starrkers and robyn
(Study performed September 16-19, 2008)
On your list, the 21 stories reported showed a total of 3006 comments posted (ranging from a high of 409 down to a low of 101 as follows (we didn’t include new comments made since the list was completed in early September - i.e. although “Daddy” I Whispered now has 417 comments we restricted our study to the 409 you listed):
This list has nothing to do with Lit or the owners of Lit. This list is made up by Scouries so he can be on the top of list, even if it is one he has to make up.
409 ”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
217 ”Mommy”, I Groaned scouries
186 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
155 Breastfeeding My Brother sarahhh
150 Zoea DG Hear
149 A Boo-boo for Daddy sarahhh
143 Service TryAnything
142 Daddy, I’m Naked sarahhh
142 Hunted furrybert
124 Pound Yon Virgin sarahhh
124 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
121 All These Years serenakitten
113 My Husband Sucks sarahhh
106 Romancing The Ravishing Redhead*** sarahhh
106 Stuffing or Muffing sarahhh
105 A Bitch in Heat sarahhh
104 The Worst Week of My Life ohio
104 Sara’s Panties youbadboy
103 Unfaithful Wife Charleybear
102 Commando Caper sarahhh:
101 I Love Dick sarahhh[/center]
My trumped up results are as follows:
We found that 35 “Duplicate” posts had been made.
We also found 1462 “Author” posts had been made.
This means that over 50% of the posts on these stories are perfectly legitimate and should be counted. The rest were made my Scouries and his alts.
We also found that only one story was in any danger of falling off your list (miss serena’s) if we deducted the “duplicate” (2) and “author’s own” (13) comments on that story. And her total would fall below 100 only if we also deducted the 9 comments her sister made.
It is therefore Scouries humble opinion that this list is perhaps the most accurate one that he can make up on LITEROTICA. In fact Scouries now believes it’s significantly more precise than any of the TOP lists that Manu presently provides.
It’s now clear to us that Mr. Scouries should be condemed for try to pass off this bullshit information off on the reading public.
This is obviously more of Scouries Bullshit
We’d also like to apologize to you personally, to Mr. Scouries, and to all the employees of ScouriesWorld for all the aspersions we so unfairly cast. We now admit our comments were ill timed, rude and inaccurate. Begging your forgiveness we remain,
Yours sincerely,
Scouries
Scouries alt, The blowup Doll[/
As usual, Scouries is telling lies to cover his ass and bullshit.
Dear AHers, hi, it’s Gabby. I received the following from robyn
I’d like to thank them for all their hard work and also would like to add that I accept their apology.
Dear Gabrielle L, please find below the results we found when we checked your very informative list as we had promised. Sorry that we’re a day late but we were running on Aussie time. We found the following:
Rest of post deleted as the crap quotient was just to great to read again
How fast can you say bullshit?
Aussie time is a day ahead not behind.
if I’m feeling French I sign one way, if Spanish I use the other. Maybe you should use a couple of names too… senorita rosa…mademoiselle rose The boss, who’s looking over my shoulder says he’d tickle you in any language…I’m pretty sure you’ll like it you lucky girl….
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size],
Dear miss tickled pink it’s so nice to see you again! If only all our posters were as classy and nice as you…its people like you who make this whole forum stuff worthwhile. I just hope some of your AHland confreres can learn from you.
Are you still seeing that froggy person?
As to my name, my official title at ScouriesWorld is as follows:
Gabrielle L.
freedom fighter… and
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
Handler of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesWorld seminars…and
president, Scouries Fan Club…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member, Literotica royalty distribution committee…and
friend of GBers…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Orgasming Centres Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB and 100+COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida
Mind you, In America everybody calls me Gabby or the Gabster.
My Quebec birth certificate (mom, although she conceived me in Cuba, bore me in Canada) is in French. Now, in French places my name is spelled Gabrielle. In Spanish its spelled Gabriella and all dad’s relatives call me that.
So miss pink
Gabrielle L.
