Darkniciad
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Why don't you just write your suggestions in the endorsement area on one of those royalty checks they send you?
Let him know (as far as a blow-up-doll can) no one will think any less of him if he stops keeping this promise....promised in his third post (way back when) on this thread to update his numbers periodically.
Let him know (as far as a blow-up-doll can) no one will think any less of him if he stops keeping this promise.
In fact, someone might think a little more of him!
MOONMAN QUOTEI was looking through the list of contests and there's quite a gap between Nude Day and Halloween. Laurel is open to the idea of adding another contest. So any suggestions for another themed contest? I was thinking about one along the lines of "How I Spent My Summer Vacation", a contest about vacations, holidays etc. If there's any interest in adding another contest, now's the time to put forward your ideas.
I must say moonman that I was absolutely flummoxed when I saw the above post on your thread. Doubly flummoxed in fact.
First, simply by the fact that apparently you are in contact with her highness LAUREL III. Will wonders never cease. There is hope for all of us! (although I am aware this could be an April Fool’s joke you are playing on us all)
Second, that it is through you that her highness has communicated her wishes on the matter of themed contests. Given your often published opinion that you have no interest in entering stories in any contest and the fact you also doubt the veracity of the vote counting system, I’d have thought you would have been the last person to be chosen as the front man for any contest study.
I would like to advise you however that I am quite eager to put forward my ideas in the hopes they will reach the ROYAL EAR. I believe a new unscheduled contest would be the perfect place to “try out” various new ideas that heretofore have been too radical for the conservative AHland establishment.
I am extremely busy these days writing my next best seller (hopefully out in time for the Earth Day Contest) so it may take a couple of days to formulate my suggestions. However, please do not send off your report to her highness until I’ve sent you my ideas (I promise, it’ll be within a couple of days).
The suggestion will address such issues as:
*Length of story
*Multi chapter stories
*Vote selling, group tactics
*Number of submissions allowed per LITEROTICAN
*Adherence to theme and the issue of story disqualification
*Minimum vote totals required
*Audited vote verification
*Multi authored stories
*Contest theme issues
Etc., etc.
james r scouries
*chuckle* Well, I was dedicated to read as many of the contest stories as possible, and our goofy threadmaster's unfortunately popped up next in the queue.
For the first time, I can honestly say I found something worth reading from scouries.
*pause for shock and cries of traitor*
It's full of grammar errors, the plot is laughable, and most of the characters are one dimensional, lacking anything remotely resembling humanity, and seem almost splinters of the main character tossed in there to give him someone to interact with...
Most of the characters.
The narrative voice in this one is the same over-the-top, straight-jacket and tin-foil-hat worthy voice scouries has here in the forum, and it actually sort of makes this one work, if you don't take it even remotely seriously.
If this was a story from a new writer, I might very well have given it a four - perhaps even a five for a complete newcomer. For an established writer to leave the rest of the characters undeveloped and fail to catch so many errors reduces the score to a three. I also seriously doubt that scouries actually wrote this in the satirical manner in which I took it.
Disclaimer: I have a weird, twisted sense of humor. Your mileage may vary. If you try reading it as something serious, you probably won't make it past the first few paragraphs. There's also very little in the way of stroke potential, so don't bother if you're looking for that. If you blink, you'll miss it...
I can almost hear Gabby saying - in a flatulent latex wheeze - "Don't I know it!"
DK, you are an ass that (notice I didn't say who) can pass more gas than a donkey (notice I didn't say that) who ate a patch of gabbage.
DK, you are an ass that (notice I didn't say who) can pass more gas than a donkey (notice I didn't say that) who ate a patch of gabbage.
Does anybody happen to have an English to...
Whatever in the hell that was -- translator?
I've met parrots who are more articulate
Ladies and gentlemen, "Roy", the poster child for the dangers of eating lead paint chips.
Yep, another alt of one of our favorites...
"He" may be gone ( temporarily, I'm sure ) but his flood of alts lives on ( those he can remember the passwords for, anyhow )