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[Guest]

You're young and ambitious.

Scouries doesn't get dispatched.

This is HIS thread, you know.

Nothing you do will impact upon his behavior, but it is funny.

Hell, even trolls die if you light 'em on fire.

So far, no method known that applies to Scouries.

Yes, Ma'am. I am aware of this fact, Ma'am.

Anything is possible. I am on a mission from God, Ma'am.

*salutes*

 

[breakwall]

Promises, promises!

Give him a go here, if you can, he's a shrewd dude.

Capital letters, size large and bolded, aren't exactly shrewd.
I suppose in these train wrecks and avalanches he calls posts there may be some semblance of intellect, but it's hard to discern it.

Be supportive. If he comes over to the GB he may never make it back here alive. Think of the increase in property values!

 

[Recidiva]

Yes, Ma'am. I am aware of this fact, Ma'am.

Anything is possible. I am on a mission from God, Ma'am.

*salutes*

Good Woman!

Carry out your scouting and testing. Let HQ know.

We need more recruits like you.

Initiative, that's the key.

 

[breakwall]

Ok, I've paid enough attention to this guy.

Off to someone interesting!

 

[breakwall]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/Darkniciad/septic_scouries.gif

wait wait wait.

this is classic.

 

[Recidiva]

wait wait wait.

this is classic.

I the AH.

 

[breakwall]

I the AH.

I admire the civility. And the punctuation. You just don't get this level of attention to grammar on the GB.
Mostly it's capital letters, swear words, swear words in capital letters and swear words, spelt incorrectly, in capital letters.

 

[Shitting_Bull]

You know, I wasn't going to reply to this, but I feel that I must.

Scouries is a breath of fresh air around here. There is no one like him. By the way, I am mesmerized by your photo. Do you know her? She is simply scrumptuous.

Anyway, although Shitting Bull has out done himself in brievity, he has made a good point several times.

Bullshit is really what all of this amounts to, after all. It is much like peeing in the wind. It's never going to go straight and it's always going to hit you.

I find it very odd that Miss Daniellekitten has so many #1 stories, but accounting for all the multiple identities that she has on the board, it is understandable. Nevertheless, I wish her every success with her new book. I hope to see her on Oprah one day. It is thrilling and I am happy and proud for you.

All I know is that I like Scouries. I truly believe that he is one of the best writers on this site much better than many of the writers who receive so many accolades. Yet, this board is all about friends and favoritism, which would explain why I'll never win a contest or even have a high score.

This site should be about the story. We are all lucky to have such a site. Yes, I know, the owners of this site at laughing all the way to the bank with our little fights, but this really could be great.

Instead of wasting our words, time, and energy, let's make this our site. Let's make this a better site. Let's make this a writer's site. Let's eradicate the bashers, get ride of the multiple identities, and just write, read, and vote on stories.

The only one here with the right idea is Scouries. He keeps track of all this statistical information better than any accountant that I know. We are or should be indebted to Scouries for carrying the torch of this site. Give the man some respect. Give him some appreciate for all that he does here.

Thank you, Scouries.

Now, if everyone who has posted their shit here does not apologize to Scouries and thank him, then I will make sure that Big Louie pays you a personal visit.

Word.

 

[scouries]

Lists...i love em....

My new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

28 GBers…. 627,000+ posts….no stories written…

HeavyStick 44,000+ posts
(but a lightweight up top)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
phrodeau 20,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
Bluesboy2 41,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
morewickedfun 59,000+
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
raindancer 7,000+
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
Cade is Here 14,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
breakwall 42,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Collette 4,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(another AHland pretender – he’s on my other list)
SeanH 36,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av)
pookie 40,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]​

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

HeavyStick 44,000+
(very light on top)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
phrodeau 20,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
Bluesboy2 41,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
morewickedfun 59,000+
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
raindancer 7,000+
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
Cade is Here 14,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
breakwall 42,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Collette 4,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(another AHland pretender – he’s on my other list)
SeanH 36,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av)
pookie 40,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]​

For my new friend from [size=+2]SCOURIES Land[/size]…he's so nice he just HAD to post it TWICE…so hey, why don't I do the SAME...

(extracted from the original GB thread)

Scourieeeeeesssss...did you NOT just take honest kinetic energy in your stubby little fingers to compile and tabulate this whole fucking list just to make a point that doesn't even carry any weight?

Pfffffft!

Okay, Sparky...since you just told me off so good...I don't wanna "pretend" no more...I gots a story for yo' ass right here.... in yer favorite color of envy green to boot...

"But what NOW, Daddy?" Scouries wailed pathetically, suddenly remembering how frail and helpless he was, strapped immobile by layers of silvery duct tape in the broken Eames chair as he felt Irezumi's big brown shaft pumping a nocturnal emission of rich, white sauce across his pimply, pockmarked jowls and cheeks.

 

[1hotbabe]

My new friends from [size=+2]GB Land[/size]…listed…but unsorted…

28 GBers…. 627,000+ posts….no stories written…

HeavyStick 44,000+ posts
(but a lightweight up top)
Recidiva 51,000+
(sounds like a name for a laxative. What the heck did I ever do to you lady?)
phrodeau 20,000+
~babygrrl~ only 8,000+
SaintPeter 23,000+
Bluesboy2 41,000+
JazzManJim 25,000+
morewickedfun 59,000+
killswitch 67,000+
(this beauty appears to be the winner in the most posts contest – good work!)
raindancer 7,000+
vetteman 36,000+
(another west coaster)
Cade is Here 14,000+
bronzeage 18,000+
classclown just a hundred??
(What are you doing here?)
ksmybuttons 27,000+
BlackShanigan 15,000+
(at one time this guy was too dull even for AHland)
breakwall 42,000+
rosco rathbone 19,000+
Faneros 6,000+
Collette 4,000+
Irezumikiss 5,000+
(another AHland pretender – he’s on my other list)
SeanH 36,000+
Emerald Eyed 13,000+
MzChrista 1,000+
Tristesse Deux 5,000+
(great av)
pookie 40,000+
Luke_Atmydik 1,000+
bode under 1,000[/b]​

You don't do your research very well. Bronzeage and Vetteman have submitted stories posted in the Literotica story section. Get your facts straight.

 

[Darkniciad]

You don't do your research very well. Bronzeage and Vetteman have submitted stories posted in the Literotica story section. Get your facts straight.

*Chuckle* Give it a couple of days. You'll quickly discover that "fact" is something that doesn't exist in the land of make-believe where scouries lives. Every time somebody proves he's a deluded liar, he just ignores it and posts some long list to scroll it offscreen, and then proceeds to hump his own leg until he buries reality a couple of pages deep.

 

[1hotbabe]

*Chuckle* Give it a couple of days. You'll quickly discover that "fact" is something that doesn't exist in the land of make-believe where scouries lives. Every time somebody proves he's a deluded liar, he just ignores it and posts some long list to scroll it offscreen, and then proceeds to hump his own leg until he buries reality a couple of pages deep.

Awww, one of those varieties. I've seen that species before. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Darkniciad]

Awww, one of those varieties. I've seen that species before. Thanks for the heads up.

No worries. You'd have figured it out pretty quickly. He starts swinging off the bars, screeching, and flinging poo on a fairly regular basis.

Scouries can really make you question the validity of natural selection.

 

[JustSkye]

Spelling buddy says OP spelled his name wrong.

It's Scurries...


I had to.








this is a first for me...


A breath of fresh air? Small wind bag is more like it.

 

[Guest]

You don't do your research very well. Bronzeage and Vetteman have submitted stories posted in the Literotica story section. Get your facts straight.

*looks at my 20*

More than that 1HB.

 

[Guest]

Small wind bag is more like it.

Now Skye..you needn't be insulting...

Especially about the size of his most important member.

His windbag is at least the size of a zeppelin!

 

[scouries]

an AHer???????

One of my new friends in GB land today described me as follows:

"He's an AH'er..."

That could be the worst insult I've ever recieved while visiting LITEROTICA. These GBers are bloody brutal!

And on a quiet Sunday morning...while I was sitting on my sun drenched (but slightly cool this morning) balcony sipping coffee and reading the Sunday Times...

Unfortunately half of my regurgitated breakfast is now resting on the top of my neighbors car which just happened to be parked six stories directly below my balcony when I saw the offending post...

jrs

 

[ksmybuttons]

You consider yourself an author, but you don't research. If you had actually searched you would find that many of us on your list have stories, we just choose not to advertise in our sigs.

There are also people who write that don't use the same name under which they post. Keeps things cleaner.

Personally, I write for my own pleasure and not anybody else...

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I admire the civility. And the punctuation. You just don't get this level of attention to grammar on the GB.
Mostly it's capital letters, swear words, swear words in capital letters and swear words, spelt incorrectly, in capital letters.

Can't you bring the SEALS of the GB across to deal with this infestation?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Personally, I write for my own pleasure and not anybody else...

There's a whole lot of us here who do exactly the same.

 

[Darkniciad]

You consider yourself an author, but you don't research. If you had actually searched you would find that many of us on your list have stories, we just choose not to advertise in our sigs.

There are also people who write that don't use the same name under which they post. Keeps things cleaner.

Personally, I write for my own pleasure and not anybody else...

None of that matters in scouries' land of make-believe. If it doesn't elevate him to some illusionary sense of godhood in his own eyes, assume that he doesn't even know it exists. He'll either ignore simple truth while sticking his fingers in his ears and chanting "lalalala" while he scrolls it off the page, or find some laughable rationalization to "prove" he's right.

He has an ability to ignore the elephant of reality in the room like nobody else can. That's his one truly unique and fantastic skill.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

None of that matters in scouries' land of make-believe. If it doesn't elevate him to some illusionary sense of godhood in his own eyes, assume that he doesn't even know it exists. He'll either ignore simple truth while sticking his fingers in his ears and chanting "lalalala" while he scrolls it off the page, or find some laughable rationalization to "prove" he's right.

He has an ability to ignore the elephant of reality in the room like nobody else can. That's his one truly unique and fantastic skill.

Ha!

I was about to say that Scouries reminds me of the kind of person that would be making a joke about someone at some social gathering while exhaling stale cigarette smoke everywhere like some aging Broadway show diva...then accidentally slip on some patch of nebulous wetness on the ground and fall, landing smack dab on his hand at a severe angle. Then as he tries to laugh off the rising pain through faux stoicism and wave away concern over his grotesquely ballooning, reddish hand, you would notice in fascinating revulsion the beads of sweat on his forehead multiplying in legion like fertile cockroaches and the frantically twitching edges of his forced smile, flecked with foam.

Hey, why is Scouries making fun of Recidiva's name when his own sounds like some British-based tile & tub cleansing pad? Or IS it?

 

[Darkniciad]

Hey, why is Scouries making fun of Recidiva's name when his own sounds like some British-based tile & tub cleansing pad? Or IS it?

Because he's not creative enough to come up with something better.

They should name the next virulent STD that mutates after him. That's a legacy befitting him, I believe.

 

[Shitting_Bull]

You know, I wasn't going to reply to this, but I feel that I must.

Scouries is a breath of fresh air around here. There is no one like him. By the way, I am mesmerized by your photo. Do you know her? She is simply scrumptuous.

Anyway, although Shitting Bull has out done himself in brievity, he has made a good point several times.

Bullshit is really what all of this amounts to, after all. It is much like peeing in the wind. It's never going to go straight and it's always going to hit you.

I find it very odd that Miss Daniellekitten has so many #1 stories, but accounting for all the multiple identities that she has on the board, it is understandable. Nevertheless, I wish her every success with her new book. I hope to see her on Oprah one day. It is thrilling and I am happy and proud for you.

All I know is that I like Scouries. I truly believe that he is one of the best writers on this site much better than many of the writers who receive so many accolades. Yet, this board is all about friends and favoritism, which would explain why I'll never win a contest or even have a high score.

This site should be about the story. We are all lucky to have such a site. Yes, I know, the owners of this site at laughing all the way to the bank with our little fights, but this really could be great.

Instead of wasting our words, time, and energy, let's make this our site. Let's make this a better site. Let's make this a writer's site. Let's eradicate the bashers, get ride of the multiple identities, and just write, read, and vote on stories.

The only one here with the right idea is Scouries. He keeps track of all this statistical information better than any accountant that I know. We are or should be indebted to Scouries for carrying the torch of this site. Give the man some respect. Give him some appreciate for all that he does here.

Thank you, Scouries.

Now, if everyone who has posted their shit here does not apologize to Scouries and thank him, then I will make sure that Big Louie pays you a personal visit.

ditto