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[Selena_Kitt]

Scouries,

I have stayed out of your thread, and Danielle's as well - and I now regret even starting it, although I did so only so we could point "fans" coming to look for her somewhere to tell them what happened to her.

She and I are, in spite of all the strange and bizarre mail I'm getting from people who believe the contrary, not the same person, we haven't written together, we know each other only in passing, from contests and the review thread, but I have had little to no offline or off-board correspondence with her.

We are very different writers, albiet both "popular," however you want to define that. The fact that "kitten" is in our names is a mere coincidence - and an unfortunate one. I think she and I would both agree on that point.

But your insinuation that I had anything to do with what's happening, while it certainly looks logical I suppose, is completely wrong. I have a lot of sympathy for BFW - I, too, was "cheated" out of a Survivor win. Not as blatantly as Freddie was, I suppose. But it still stung.

I didn't, however, start such a drama. I wouldn't. I didn't feed or fan the flames of this one, either. I don't particularly agree with the way BFW has taken his loss... but everyone licks their wounds in their own way, I suppose. I don't particularly agree, either, with the way DK has taken the bait.

And I suppose this post of mine might look like taking yours... baited, hooked. For a moment, yes. Long enough to put it out there in black and white, in case someone reads this who doesn't know me and my character, that I had nothing to do with any of this.

Nothing.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm done

My recent tirade has nothing at all to do with the Survivor Contest.

What is going on now is a personal vendetta with DK attacking me on the pages of AH and in her blog.

I have tried to ignore her. I have refrained from commenting. Yet, I continue to receive e-mails from my friends here who do not appreciate the personal attacks that DK is still continuing.

Now, I want this to end. I asked her to apologize for lying. I asked her to prove her accusations.

She won't. She can't.

I'm done.

I'm not a baby. I would have liked to have won the Survivor contest, but I didn't. I don't need the money.

By the way...someone sent me a bank check for $5,000 two weeks ago. It came by special overnight delivery. I wondered how they got my address and my publisher admitted that he gave out my address to someone who was very persuasive.

In the envelope was a note that read, "You should have won the Survivor Contest."

I figured it was all a joke. The check looked real enough from a bank in Colorado. It had the watermark when I held it up to the light. Nonetheless, I took the check to my banker and he deposited in a separate account, incase it was a scam just to get my account number.

It cleared the other day and the funds are available for withdrawal. I certainly don't need the money. I've already made arrangements to donate it.

Nonetheless, my point is this, you never know who lurks on these pages. You never know who reads these stories. Those who want to write, like I do, are best just to focus on writing. That's what this site is about, the story.

I've been here more than a year and don't even have 100 posts on the forum pages. The only time I'm out there is to put out the fires from the flamers who have torched my good reputation.

Now, I have no idea who sent me the check. I wonder. I'm more than curious. I can only imagine. There was no address. I checked the transit number that appeared on the envelop on line and it came from Aspen, Colorado. Who knows? Maybe it has something to do with the recent Paparazzi stories, I've been writing. I have no idea.

Still, it's a nice warm feeling to be singled out in such a way. It gave me a reason to continue writing, which is my passion. I love to write.

I have never bashed another writer and I have never bashed a writer's story. I'm done defending myself. If you believe me, do. If you don't, don't.

The only sour point in this and I truly thought this shit was over, was when I read the DK pages today and there she is spouting off again about me.

"He'll really be pissy when he reads what I wrote about him on my blog today?"

WTF! Give it up lady. She's a real psycho playing the injured bitch when I never contacted her.

Why doesn't she come forward with the prove to support her allegations? She has none.

Anyone who aligns themselves with her is either just as sick or...one of her mulitiple identies.

I'm done wasting my time with this shit. She can go talk to herself now. I've exposed her for the lunatic that she is.

Tell me, did she even write those stories or did she steal them from someone else?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

By the way...someone sent me a bank check for $5,000 two weeks ago....In the envelope was a note that read, "You should have won the Survivor Contest."

Careful, you might end up in a Michael Moore documentary about porn writers at some point...

Sicko... Porno?



Sheesh... no one sent me a $5000 consolation check! Those should come standard now for everyone who comes in second, I say!

 

[TheUnknownSoldier]

Scouries,

I have stayed out of your thread, and Danielle's as well - and I now regret even starting it, although I did so only so we could point "fans" coming to look for her somewhere to tell them what happened to her.

She and I are, in spite of all the strange and bizarre mail I'm getting from people who believe the contrary, not the same person, we haven't written together, we know each other only in passing, from contests and the review thread, but I have had little to no offline or off-board correspondence with her.

We are very different writers, albiet both "popular," however you want to define that. The fact that "kitten" is in our names is a mere coincidence - and an unfortunate one. I think she and I would both agree on that point.

But your insinuation that I had anything to do with what's happening, while it certainly looks logical I suppose, is completely wrong. I have a lot of sympathy for BFW - I, too, was "cheated" out of a Survivor win. Not as blatantly as Freddie was, I suppose. But it still stung.

I didn't, however, start such a drama. I wouldn't. I didn't feed or fan the flames of this one, either. I don't particularly agree with the way BFW has taken his loss... but everyone licks their wounds in their own way, I suppose. I don't particularly agree, either, with the way DK has taken the bait.

And I suppose this post of mine might look like taking yours... baited, hooked. For a moment, yes. Long enough to put it out there in black and white, in case someone reads this who doesn't know me and my character, that I had nothing to do with any of this.

Nothing.

You must have some ulterior motive for starting that thread, Danielle. You always do.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You must have some ulterior motive for starting that thread, Danielle. You always do.

Get that one from Alts-R-Us? Looks good on you...

 

[TheUnknownSoldier]

Get that one from Alts-R-Us? Looks good on you...

I see you apologized to BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on your blog, Danielle. He should eat his words.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

I see you apologized to BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on your blog, Danielle. He should eat his words.

I see SR71plt has a new alt.

 

[sr71plt]

I see SR71plt has a new alt.

I see the gang is working its schemes, using its deep complement of alts.

This one apparently is the "smear sr71plt because he's throwing too much light on our nastiness" alt, as that's all it's used for.

I think "Snarky and Sappy" would have been a better choice, myself. But that's just me.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The Patriots won!

Did I miss something?

Did Daniellekitten apologize to me in her blog?

Only, now I have Magicapractica, whoever that is, sending me a PM accusing me of lampooning her in one of my stories.

Jesus Christ. Here we go again.

I write fiction. I've written more than 200 stories in less than one year. There are more than 30,000 screen names on this site.

I even wrote a disclaimer plainly stating that this is a ficitonal piece any resemblence to anyone on the site is coincidental.

Yet, Magicapractica thinks that I'm writing about her, now?

She must have her period or didn't get laid last night. I have no idea. I just want to write my stories and not be dragged into this shit.

"Everytime I try and pull myself out, they drag me back in."

I don't get it. I don't know who the good guys or the bad guys are.

Then, she accuses me of being Scouries!!??

I have one identity. You may check with Laurel if you'd like. I write everything under Bostonfictionwriter. The only time that I venture out into this hostile territory, enemy grounds, is to defend myself.

Besides, I'm too vain to post under a different identity. Good, bad or indifferent, I want credit for every word I write under...bostonfictionwriter.

I'm sorry you are not having a good day, Magicapractica. I'm sorry that you are seeing me everywhere you look.

But, really, you need to leave me alone. I'm just here to write stories and not be involved in your drama, too.

Have a nice life. I know that I will because the Patriots are heading off to the Superbowl! Yeah, baby!

 

[scouries]

stayed out of my thread????

You have “stayed out of my thread”? The one I’m threadmaster of? This one? You have made some 45 posts here my dear, including:

“DK and I aren't sisters, doll. …Well, not unless you count the fact that we're all sistahs, and we'll always be better than you are...”

******​

sarahhh was “LITEROTICA’s FAVORITE AUTHOR” when I first joined the site (2005) or at least she was when I found out there was such a category.

I heard the first “bad” things about the young lady from Pittsburgh from two female LITEROTICAN’s (one was DK, I can’t remember who the other person was) by e-mail or private message in December 2005. That sarahhh was a man, and/or she sent pictures of her tit and/or her writing was demeaning to women everywhere, etc., etc.

Then I continued to hear snide comments about her from all quarters through 2006 and 2007. And before you claim innocence of these attacks there is even a post by you on this thread that refers to her as “uniboob” and another where, in describing the poor girl you wrote: “She" deserves it... oops, did I say that out loud?, a feeble attempt on your part to be cute.

As you know Selena, there was an organized attempt to not only knock sarahhh from the top spot but to also denigrate her, to blacken her name. I had (and have) no problem with the desire of others to become #1, but I disliked the dirty tricks that were used.

DK was the ultimate beneficiary, ascending to the top spot this year. The ironic thing is that she would have ended up in first due to her popularity without participating in the crap. Instead I’ve always felt her position was tainted by the actions of you ladies and you’re AH campaign.

And then, once DK became #1, of course the cycle started again. I guess its just human nature. To try to knock the top guy down.

I have no idea to what extent you were involved in DK’s downfall. But I do know a couple of things.

One, this thread, one that may not have been popular with many here but which centered around scouries story reviews and scouries suggestions and complaints, suddenly became a bash DK thread. Those involved were hidden behind ALTS but there is no doubt there was an attempt to hurt her. Was it organized or just one of those AH feeding frenzies that got out of hand? Who knows? Were you involved? I have no idea (although I suspect the truly ugly posts had nothing to do with you).

Two, you’ve made no effort in the past to hide your desire to be #1 and pass DK. As you know I’ve always rather admired you and DK for your “naked” ambition.

Three, You suddenly reappeared out of the woodwork almost immediately after DK “retired”. After having been everywhere on site in 2006 you were almost invisible in 2007 – very few new stories, very few posts, etc. Bingo, DK leaves, the door is open, and you’re suddenly everywhere. A slew of new stories, nominations for 2007 annual awards (?), posts, new threads, story comments (I read one you made on one of your own stories yesterday), etc. etc.

If you like I’ll accept your declaration of “innocence” and simply say you’re taking advantage of a situation that you did nothing to produce.

And hey, I’m pretty happy about your ascendancy – I took a chance last November and made a long shot bet with young Gabby (I did get five to one odds!) that you’d rise to be #1 in 2008. Looking at how far DK was ahead the little sweetie jumped at the chance to take the boss for $1000. But I knew something was going on! I heard the drums beating in the AH jungle so I took a chance.

Gabby almost pissed her pretty little panties the day DK quit. And seeing she literally has her cute fanny on the line (her side of the bet dadn't involve money), she’s suddenly not a big fan of yours and has signed on as an organizer for goldeniangel. She doesn’t have a chance but I continue to humor the young girl that she still has a chance to win the bet.

So ma’am I’ll be quite happy the day you ascend to the throne.

But you can be sure that it’ll start again. Just little rumblings at first that will slowly grow into a crescendo of hate as AHers sharpen their knifes. So goes the world…

Jrs

p.s. I just read the post by BFW above. Huh? He’s me? I’m him? That would make me/us/him the most productive writer in history! His brilliant 300+ stories combined with my more modest output but my 3,000,000 unit sales would add up to the greatest juggernaut in LITEROTICA history. Alas, dear AHers, not true!

And please Freddie, let Danielle go…I think she's had it as bad as we have...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Here we go again

Every time I walk away, she posts something else to her blog.

The woman is a psycho. Then, I get it from the other one, magic whatever her name.

They can't wait to start up some shit by sending me nasty PM's. Now, she'll be the next one to run to the forum pages and state that I'm harassing her, when she contacted me.

Here we go again.

I suspect they like riding my coat tails. They must feel that I have some kind of power or influence here.

They must think that I am the great Scouries.

Wrong. I'm just a writer who wants to write stories. That's all.

I write fiction, ergo bostonfictionwriter.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

If you like I’ll accept your declaration of “innocence” and simply say you’re taking advantage of a situation that you did nothing to produce.

I don't need your approval or acceptance, doll. I posted here simply to dispell the strange myths you spin in your head. Your assumptions say much more about you than they do about me.

And if you consider just doing what I've always done - which is write on the site, participate on the boards, enter contests, give feedback there and elsewhere - as "taking advantage" of a situation I did nothing to produce... feh! You interpret it however you like. I did nothing to hurt DK or BFW and had nothing to do with their tiff. Nor am I championing either of them. Am I benefiting from DK leaving the site? If you count jumping from spot #3 to spot #2 on some Lit list that I didn't even know existed until DK pointed out to me and most people on Lit STILL don't know exist "benefiting?" I guess you would see it that way.

But if you consider me so competitive, you'd have followed your thought to its logical conclusion - wouldn't I NEED to have DK around to compete against?

The truth is, DK and I have a very, very different fan base. There are plenty of readers to go around with lots of different tastes. As for Sarahhh - whatever happened with her happened before I ever showed up in the AH. That "her" gender has been in question for a long time is no secret.

Danielle made it very clear she was competing for the top spot. I could honestly care less if Sarahhh kept that title for the rest of his/her natural born life. I've never made it a priority. Still don't.

I think you're assuming a great deal about my actions based on a name similarity neither DK or I ever intended.

Oh, and until the other day, I posted in this thread something like seven times in the past seven months, sweetheart. And when I did, I wasn't talking to you. So, yeah, I stayed out of your self-important little thread.

My inner sr71plt says: out of 1810 posts in this thread, I've had 45 (according to you). That's, what 2% of the entire thread? Negligible.

I intend to keep it that way.

 

[sr71plt]

My inner sr71plt says: out of 1810 posts in this thread, I've had 45 (according to you). That's, what 2% of the entire thread? Negligible.

AH HAH: I suspected you had an inner sr71plt in there somewhere. Nice to know there's hope for you.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

AH HAH: I suspected you had an inner sr71plt in there somewhere. Nice to know there's hope for you.

Hell, according to some people here, I AM you... or you're me? Or we're both DK? And everyone else is Scouries?

 

[sr71plt]

Hell, according to some people here, I AM you... or you're me? Or we're both DK? And everyone else is Scouries?

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be Scouries--and a female.

Well, if you are me, "we" certainly are prolific. If we combined our output (and our "favorites" scores), "we" really could be queen of the walk here. Too bad we have radically different tastes in writing.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be Scouries--and a female.

Well, if you are me, "we" certainly are prolific. If we combined our output (and our "favorites" scores), "we" really could be queen of the walk here. Too bad we have radically different tastes in writing.

But just think about it - together we'd cover ALL the categories and... and... and RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*snerk*

 

[sr71plt]

But just think about it - together we'd cover ALL the categories and... and... and RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*snerk*

Yeah, but it's the size and "significance" of the "world" here that gives me pause. This world is a little small--and some of the elements here are pretty nasty.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Yeah, but it's the size and "significance" of the "world" here that gives me pause. This world is a little small--and some of the elements here are pretty nasty.

Yep. Exactly.

It's not a very big pond.

 

[Darkniciad]

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Y'all are making it a pain in the posterior to flush this turd every time he floats back to the top of the bowl, here. *laugh*

We all know he's a schitzo-whakkoloon-asshat, but newcomers may just be naive enough to believe some of his posts for a day or so.

Spare them the infection. No replies. Start new threads. Bump threads under it. Send it to the oblivion of Page 2. Captain Goofy isn't going anywhere, but we can at least minimize the foul stench of his bloated, unwashed carcass by stomping his head down every time he pops it up.

( Burn the boots you stomp with. There isn't enough Lysol )

 

[sr71plt]

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Y'all are making it a pain in the posterior to flush this turd every time he floats back to the top of the bowl, here. *laugh*

We all know he's a schitzo-whakkoloon-asshat, but newcomers may just be naive enough to believe some of his posts for a day or so.

Spare them the infection. No replies. Start new threads. Bump threads under it. Send it to the oblivion of Page 2. Captain Goofy isn't going anywhere, but we can at least minimize the foul stench of his bloated, unwashed carcass by stomping his head down every time he pops it up.

( Burn the boots you stomp with. There isn't enough Lysol )

Since I'm supposedly a Scouries alt, it would be a little difficult for me not to believe at least a little of what he posts, wouldn't it?

It's not like I think this is a black and white issue.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

Since I'm supposedly a Scouries alt, it would be a little difficult for me not to believe at least a little of what he posts, wouldn't it?

It's not like I think this is a black and white issue.

No, you're not an alt of Scouries. I believe Scouries when he says he only has one alt, Grand_High_Poobah. Scouries is here for his own self promotion, and does so by making outlandish claims. Some believe he is involved in some skullduggery when it comes to his vote count etc.

You're here to stir the pot, you love the turmoil. And I firmly believe, and have some evidence that you use several alts to fan the flames.

I hate to dissapoint you, but I've never seen any evidence of any conspiracies to either promote one writer over another, or to try to bring one down.

 

[sr71plt]

No, you're not an alt of Scouries. I believe Scouries when he says he only has one alt, Grand_High_Poobah. Scouries is here for his own self promotion, and does so by making outlandish claims. Some believe he is involved in some skullduggery when it comes to his vote count etc.

You're here to stir the pot, you love the turmoil. And I firmly believe, and have some evidence that you use several alts to fan the flames.

I hate to dissapoint you, but I've never seen any evidence of any conspiracies to either promote one writer over another, or to try to bring one down.

I do like to point to scheming and gangbanging on the forum, yes. There's nothing going here that I've started, however. It has all been festering here for years with or without me. When it's being a piranha pool, I point to that. When someone is being steamrolled, I point to that.

I use no alts. Most of what I do here is write and post stories.

And I do think most everyone on the forum knows what I've said about what I do is true--and that you are an alt of one of the scheming cowards here.

So, all is good.

 

[scouries]

how old????

Heck, I go away for a day and when I come back to make a post I find I missed your birthday yesterday! So first let me add my belated birthday wishes –

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SELENA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

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So how old are you anyway??

Now, re Selena post # 1812

And if you consider just doing what I've always done - which is write on the site, participate on the boards, enter contests, give feedback there and elsewhere - as "taking advantage" of a situation I did nothing to produce... feh!


Scouries: My point, I thought clearly expressed, was that I believed your behavior changed dramatically once DK retired. That in fact you had been inactive here for much of 2007 (certainly compared with 2006 – heck, you’ve already released as many stories in 2008 as you did all last year) and that you suddenly, feline like, sprang into action the second the opportunity arose. And quite frankly I don’t blame you.

My problem lies in the fact that, like sarahhh before her, DK was taken down by a group of jealous and less talented jackals. I have no problem with your ascendancy to the top spot.

Selena post # 1812

But if you consider me so competitive, you'd have followed your thought to its logical conclusion - wouldn't I NEED to have DK around to compete against?

Scouries: No, absolutely not. That battle was lost…she was uncatchable. I’m sure you would have preferred to have passed her (and not in any mean or hateful way), it’s just that victory is always sweeter when you unseat a GIANT. However it was simply impossible in this case and there is nothing wrong with becoming ‘heavyweight champion’ of the world when an old champion retires (or is pushed aside).

Selena post # 1812

out of 1810 posts in this thread, I've had 45 (according to you). That's, what 2% of the entire thread? Negligible.

Scouries: According to me? This is you at your worst dear lady. This attempt to call into question something someone’s said even though you know it’s true. It’s one of your favorite ploys and it reflects badly on you.

As you know you just have to click on the number of replies on any thread and it tells you who has posted and how often on the thread. Not rocket science – (Christ, surely you weren’t trying to convince our readers I actually counted your posts did you? I’m a best selling author for gosh sakes) - as of right now you have 49 out of 1822. On a thread on which I specifically asked you “PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD”.

And yes, as you pointed out most of your posts were months ago – in fact, of the first 400 posts on the thread you made about 40 (or 10%) and most of them were of the snarky variety (which madam, although unwanted, were infinitely superior to the crude insults and repulsive pictures which soon followed). But you roiled the waters for the scum that followed – for which, dear lady, you must take your share of the blame.

Selena post # 1812

Danielle made it very clear she was competing for the top spot. I could honestly care less if Sarahhh kept that title for the rest of his/her natural born life. I've never made it a priority. Still don't.

Scouries: Of course you do! I think it was the following 2 posts by you that convinced me just how much of a “priority” it was for you. It’s why I put my money on you in my little bet with the lovely Gabby. It’s why you’re still taking cheap shots at sarahhh – his/her?? C’mon miss k.

You lust for it! Again, nothing wrong with that – just try and get there without any more of this cheap kick sarahhh crap. Just like you and DK, sarahhh has her own fan base (and a large one) that you insult every time you insult her. Play fair selena and everyone will applaud…
(well at least they will for a week or two…)

From Selena’s post #255:

BTW, Scouries... if you're Mr. Popular... how come you're so damned far down on THIS list?

Scouries: So you did know about the list way back when…was this an attempt to insult the great scouries by any chance…


From Selena’s post #387:

Quote Originally Posted by Daniellekitten
Thanks...I appreciate it. I have no doubt that "she" will be running around trying to find a way to get back on top. But for right now...I did what I wanted to do.

Selena: Now I just have to get up there and knock her down to #3...

Scouries: Would that be sarahhh perchance? The one you were going to knock down. The one you “honestly couldn’t care less…”

jrs

p.s. god, now I’m the pilot? Listen it was bad enough being accused of being some of those disgusting lowlifes that gurgle up from the deepest hole in the AH swamp, but the PILOT!!!!!!!

but when you think about it…cloudy doesn’t like him which works in his favor…and he actually once in a while presents intelligent arguments, not often but sometimes…hell, just think, imagine what this triumvirate of superheroes fighting for an improved LITEROTICA could accomplish.…]*SAINT SCOURIES*….*FREDDIE THE FAIR*…*THE PUGNATIOUS PILOT*….

…and then again, maybe not…

p.s.s.Quote from my old friend using a new ALT: Some believe he is involved in some skullduggery when it comes to his vote count etc. WHO DO? C’mon man, don’t start that stuff again!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I joined Survivor again this year, dearest. And I did so to actually motivate me to write this year, which I did little of, as you say, last year (at least compared to the year before, when I entered Survivor the first time) It had nothing in the least to do with Danielle Kitten...

Again, your assumptions are just making an ass out of you.

But that's nothing unusual.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

My opinion, for what it's worth. I personally think that the Favorite's Portal needs to go the way of the Hudson Hornet. I don't think it serves any purpose of value.

I pulled my Montana Summer series because of Scouries, and his list. I pulled the rest of my work to get off the Favorites List.