The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[Guest]

i'm just wondering if you know that you're one of the biggest fucking arseholes on the planet.

 

[scouries]

Happy New Year!!!!!

So let me take this opportunity to wish

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THEIR MAJESTIES QUEEN LAUREL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENT

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From all of us at ScouriesWorld a happy and prosperous 2008.

james r scouries

p.s. find below the new, updated 1000+ VOTE CLUB figures as of Christmas. Of course the #1 story on the list has lost 512 voes since Gabby finished her work.

LITEROTICA’S TOP STORIES ALL-TIME
MOST VOTES RECEIVED LIST

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102 STORIES
1000+ VOTES

14 CATEGORIES
ANAL
EXHIBITIONISM
EROTIC COUPLINGS
FIRST TIME
GROUP SEX
HOW TO
ILLUSTRATED
INCEST
INTERRACIAL
LESBIAN
LOVING WIVES
MATURE
MIND CONTROL
NON CONSENT

53 AUTHORS​

BY YEAR
2000 – 1
2001 – 16
2002 – 35
2003 – 21
2004 – 15
2005 – 8
2006 – 4
2007 – 2​

10003”Daddy", I Whispered scouries
5820 A Mother and Her Son rgjohn
5060 Service TryAnything*
4704 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 01-06 Wm_Sexspear
4624 A Little Blue Dress Wm_Sexspear*
4578 "Ohhh Mommy", I Groaned scouries
4473 Discovering Diane Wm_Sexspear
3953 Laura's Vineyard ronde
3695 Cheerleader TryAnything*
3568 Sara’s Car Trip youbadboy*
3544 Replacing My Cum Bucket Bobby T
3469 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 01 miss_honeypot
3321 Hindsight rgjohn
2761 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 11-13 Wm_Sexspear
2421 A Mother-In-Law's Valentine TheScribe
2326 Anal at Last! SteamyChik
2315 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 10-11 Wm_Sexspear*
2302 If The Price is Right Wm_Sexspear
2230 That Summer rgjohn
2223 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 14-15 Wm_Sexspear
2152 Katie's Massage bilbo181
2131 Divorced Brother & Sister Holiday brandybuck
2126 The Journey Pt. 01 rgjohn
1969 Blowjobs for Dummies BatsandGlamour
1953 Coma Slickman
1918 Erin TryAnything
1909 Dangerous Assignment rgjohn
1832 A Girl Called Mickey Dunstable
1820 My Best Friend's Girl Dolma Kalem
1738 King Size Bed strickland83
1737 Truth or Treat Stories by Jake
1725 Stacey's Mom TheScribe
1697 A Whisper of Silk, A Scent of Lavender rgjohn
1687 Seducing Mother & Daughter masterhypnotist
1658 Discovering My Nasty Wife Tony88888
1653 Showering With My Sexy Sister Tawny T
1631 A Baffling Shower jthserra
1627 Colleen Texas Refugee*
1621 Friend's Sister is Hypnotized masterhypnotist
1602 Morning Light Part1 rgjohn
1600 The Time of My Life rgjohn
1599 Two Pregnant Moms…and Sis scouries
1589 How Do You Spell Relief? Ch. 3 Bobby T
1577 My Little Cheerleader youbadboy
1568 Seduction by Hypnosis masterhypnotist
1542 How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ BatsandGlamour
1538 A Craving for Cock Ch. 03 Erlikkhan
1531 Sybian Training Couture
1480 Mike Has a Family Controlled masterhypnotist
1458 Valentine Siblings scouries
1454 I Know Who You Did Last Summer Ch. 01 qqnforyou6
1448 Cat Tail Albatross
1441 Swimming With the Dolphins scouries
1440 A Brother & Sister Ch. 01-06 nikki_2021
1408 Nothing Between Us M-Y-Erotica
1390 Neighbors NerfHerder
1388 It Started with a Kiss Ch. 02 miss_honeypot
1384 deleted deleted***
1377 Morning Light Part 5 rgjohn
1369 Cumming of Age Ch. 6 Bobby T
1346 A New Beginning HotLisaG*
1329 Jenny Try Anything*
1311 The Big Swing wiintermute
1307 Peeping Tom yourbadboy*
1307 Lisa Tries a Strip Club greek goddess
1278 My Sister, The Bitch TryAnything
1274 Front Lawn Butt Sex KillerMuffin
1268 Brenda's Erotica Shale
1244 Amanda Chicago Bob
1262 Daddy’s Slut Girl Dirty Slut
1268 Daddy's Slut Girl Ch. 02 Dirty Slut
1249 The Seduction of Amy rgjohn
1205 Jackie's First Anal damonX
1190 Black Gold Jake Lost*
1201 Cumming of Age Ch. 4 Bobby T
1198 Boarder Controls Family masterhypnotist
1176 Sodomizing Hannah KillerMuffin
1171 Hypno-Submission of Jenny Ch. 1 emma_sub
1179 Winter Vacation randomencounter2003
1150 The Door Prize Stefan_J
1149 Practice Date Chicago Bob
1133 Thank You Jeannie Ch. 07-08 Wm_Sexspear*
1141 A Valentine Present masterhypnotist
1125 Becoming A Hero, & A Man Nigel
1115 How Do You Spell Relief? Ch.2 BobbyT*
1125 Hearts on Fire rgjohn
1102 A French Virgin Ch. 01 sexual improv
1097 Liveaboard Fun TryAnything
1122 Secret Summer with Melinda youbadboy
1072 Girls Tennis Coach Slickman*
1092 A New Life Part 1 rgjohn
1065 deleted deleted***
1106 The Novice wishfulthinking
1047 A Heart-On for Daddy sarahhh**
1063 Future Shock TryAnything
1049 A Born Slut Dirty Slut
1058 Learning Hypnosis Ch. 02 RedJohnny
1032 Decent Family Biskit
1015 Anal Sex (Gasp!): A Hands On Manual sweetsubsarahh
1006 Hot Tub Adventure Darlene B Sweet****
1006 Hunted furrybert****
1000 My Three Sisters…and Mom ManyFeathers (aka TheSandman)*****

*Using older figures – awaiting updates from the authors concerned
**story received over one thousand votes before it was removed from the site
***author removed his 2 1000+ plus stories in September 2007
****new additions in 2008
*****added Nov 2007 under special circumstances
All figures except as noted are for year end 2007.

[size=+2]LITEROTICA’S ALL-TIME “1000+ VOTE” CLUB[/SIZE]

[size=+2]MEMBERSHIP LIST[/SIZE]


[size=+2]Albatross
BatsandGlamour
bilbo181
Biskit
Bobby T
brandybuck
Chicago Bob
Couture
damonX
Darlene B Sweet*
Dirty Slut
Dolma Kalem
*** deleted ***
Dunstable
emma_sub
Erlikkhan
Furrybert*
greek goddess
HotLisaG
Jake Lost
jthserra
KillerMuffin
Many Feathers (aka TheSandman)
masterhypnotist
miss_honeypot
M-Y-Erotica
NerfHerder
Nigel
nikki_2021
qqnforyou6
randomencounter2003
RedJohnny
rgjohn
ronde
sarahhh**
scouries
sexual improv
Shale
Slickman
SteamyChik
Stefan_J
Stories by Jake
strickland83
sweetsubsarahh
Tawny T
Texas Refuggee
TheScribe
Tony88888
TryAnything
wiintermute
wishfulthinking
Wm_Sexspear
youbadboy[/size]​

*new member Jan 2008
**ex-officio non voting member now that her 1000+ story has been removed from the site.
***member was deleted at his request and the removal of the story from the site.

 

[scouries]

Last of the whiners...

This will be my last publication of this list in 2007. I have already eliminated the ‘ALTS’ – they had just become too tiresome.

In a spirit of goodwill my plan is to give everyone left on the list a fresh new opportunity in 2008. The horrible things they did that merited inclusion in the various categories will be forgotten and everyone will start the new year with a clean slate.

We at ScouriesWorld will watch carefully in the weeks to come and hopefully will be able to promote many of you into more popular categories. Three of my girls will spend the next few weeks analyzing the posts you make before we all sit down and reconsider your sins.

From all of us down here in Miami we wish you and your loved ones a happy and healthy new year.

james r scouries

[SIZE=+2] “the SCOURIES whiners” thread CLUB for 2007[/size]​

A list of AHers who have POSTED on my wonderful threads sorted into appropriate categories​

YUCK
SweetWitch
yevkassem72
FatDino

THE WHINERS
SEVERUSMAX and FazilKotuk
DeeZire
LadynStFreknBed
scheherazade_79
rachlou
Misty Morning
Oblimo

COMPLAINERS
sweetsubsarahh
BlackShanglan
cloudy
***deleted***
(a gesture of the boss’s goodwill)

THE COURT JESTER AND HIS SOMEWHAT AMUSING PALS
MarshAlien
Liar
poppy1963
Huckleman2000
AsylumSeeker
(This guy wrote my favorite all-time post: “Sorry, not believing it. Another example of a wannabe that is left lacking. Put a hint of your "riches" in my pocket and I''be more accepting.”)
Neonlyte
CeriseNoire
Unpredictablebijou
BarbarouSevil
(mind you this one is pretty good too- –…And you certainly wouldn't want to have the paramedics find you with your lips wrapped around her intake valve, having perished of a heart attack. Clean underwear or not…

GROUPIE
sourwitch

THE DULL
elfin_odalisque
BlackShanglan (yes he’s in 2 categories)
Tink4Fairy
JPMMURPHY
scriptordelecto
hmmnmm
rgraham666
Adi87

THE VESTAL VIRGIN
Vermilion
Samandiriel

THE CRITIC
Darkniciad

THE KNOW IT ALLS
sr71plt
fcdc
VarianP
1313
lindiana
SEVERUSMAX and FazilKotuk
Trombonus
TE999
Lauren Hynde
(or she used to be anyway)

THE FOOL
The Fool

SLY and CALCULATING
MagicaPractica

MY PET CHIHUAHUA
cloudy
(I hold two college degrees and I'm well on my way to my PhD…By the way, how far did you go in school before you had to quit, and pick tobacky?)

IMPROVING
Tickledkitty
cheerful deviant

UNKNOWNS
joeys-game
iamthemac

ENGLISH
Vermilion
Femininity
English Lady
Neonlyte
Just_Legal (poor spellour)
Chantilyvamp (not really Anglaise)
Roxanne Appleby

SPECIAL
DixonCarterLee (in his own mind)
Jenny_Jackson
(I keep looking at Scourie's listing and wondering how many WANKS committed by the unwashed masses are represented by the numbers…and…I bet if you commented on one of his stories, he'd send you a dick pic – hope springs eternal honey!)

THE UNIMPORTANT
BedtimeStories77
mediocre
Taharial
Pointless
matriarch
nasha
writelove
ScribeOfErised
spence99
mjl2010
(2010’s attempts to join the COURT JESTER’s group failed miserably – get a life man.)
Vandren
DesertPirate
WildcardKy
Tarakin

NEAR GODDESS
sarahhh
***deleted***
(back under sarahhh sweetie…to hell with the boss’s orders))

TWELVE WISE ONES
Pure
KillerMuffin
Lauren Hynde???

OVERPOSTERS
ABSTRUSE
rgraham666
Belegon

GOOD GUYS (SORTA)
FailingToFly
mikey2much
Tulipe Noire
MzDeviancy
RedHairedandFriendly
glynndah
starrkers
Many Feathers
Shale
jomar
LadyCibelle
bluebell7
tolyk
SelenaKittyn
Caprine
IrezumiKiss
Lisa123414
JRaven
Emap
English Lady
RogueLurker
Impressive
ms. read
Drksideofthemoon
Rumple Foreskin
Stella_Omega (but strident)
TxRad
(yes he is starting to get grumpy but I still like good ole tex- gabby)
Grand_High_Poobah

ROYALTY EARNERS
SCOURIES
snowy ciara​

And of course the best of them all:

“THEIR MAJESTIES QUEEN LAUREL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

​

james r scouries

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy New Year's shithead.

 

[TruthOrDare]

Happy New Year's shithead.

Same to you, Danielle. What's your New Year's resolution--to get a life? Wow, 46,119 posts, and that's only under one of your many alts. But I suppose there is a method to your madness since your website gets paid for clicks. That's funny you bitching about your personal life on that other thread. As if you had one. But hey, good luck staying out of jail in the new year! Rumor has it you have piqued the porn buster's interest with some sort of fraudulent activity.

 

[Gabby_]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

The boss wanted me to remind everyone to read and vote on my first ever story:

Scourges World, the first installment of the true story of Literotica's most famous, best-loved, top grossing author.

If enough people vote on it, maybe before 2008 is over, I'll make it into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[scouries]

yearly recap

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ScouriesWorld 2007 Yearly Recap​

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[size=+2] Sales December 2007: 281,957 [/size]

[size=+2]Total Sales 2007: 2,954,169 [/size]

[size=+2]Total All-Time LITEROTICA Sales : 5,693,967 [/size]

[size=+2]Votes December 2007: 1541 (net after having 500 swept away)[/size]

[size=+2]Total Votes 2007: 20,548[/size]

[size=+2]Total All-Time LITEROTICA Votes: 40,734[/size] (Plus about another 6,000 that have been swept away.)

Royalties : MEGA BUCKS!!!!. And you only have to glance at the above figures to understand why management was so eager to get james r scouries under contract for another year – it’s a win-win situation. And of course the author will continue to donate a good percentage of his earnings to charities set up to support less talented writers.

Highlights of 2007:

* ”Daddy,” I whispered, a story published in February 2006 is now the #1 VOTE GETTING STORY of all time and ended the year as the #68 All-Time most read story.

* The new Literotica 1000+ Vote Club, a joint effort of ScouriesWorld and Literotica has proved an immense success with both our readers as well as with the brilliant authors who have become members. Gabriella L., my assistant, has worked tirelessly to make it a success. We will be holding our first annual meeting and supper on South Beach in the first quarter of 2008.

* “Oh Mommy,” I Groaned, a story that was published in December 2006 became the second ScouriesWorld story to make the All-Time Top 500 most read list and in fact was the MOST READ story on LITEROTICA in 2007 (over 554,000 unit sales).

* The ScouriesWorld thread was the most popular thread on the site for 2007 and has proved vital in the LITEROTICA campaign to exterminate all the ugly ALTS on the site.

* Scouries Contest Stories (Halloween, Nude Day, Valentines and Christmas entries) all received more reads and votes than any other story entered in their respective contests. And his presence in these contests of course was a great help in exposing less popular authors to a wider audience.

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ScouriesWorld 2008 Plans​

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* ScouriesFilms announced plans this month to film three of my stories in 2008. Details will follow soon.

*ScouriesEducationalServices will again be holding two series of seminars in 2008. The first, ‘Winter Writing Seminars on the Beach’, has already been oversubscribed and our ‘Summer European Course’ (to be held in Barcelona in 2008) is already filling up quickly.

* Under his new contract mr scouries has committed himself to producing a minimum of twelve new best sellers in 2008 for LITEROTICA.

* I have also made commitments to my fans to write the final chapter to the following stories:
“My Vietnamese Granddaughter”
“Geoff and Melanie”
“Joe’s Niece”
“Bin Laden’s Babies”

* Under the terms of his contract mr scouries will also enter stories in at least two of the special 2008 LITEROTICA contests to help promote and draw real readers to them.

* mr scouries also promises to continue to promote the greatest LITEROTICA story tellers of all time through his 1000+ VOTE CLUB.

Thanks everyone, and from all of us at [size=+3]ScouriesWorld [/size]we wish all of you a Happy New Year.

james r scouries esq.

 

[scouries]

monthly winners?? i wonder who counted the votes...

[size=+2]Literotica Author Awards[/size]
Monthly Award Winners - The People's Choices for each month.​

[size=+2]Dear Laurel,[/size]

 

[cloudy]

man, those grapes must be really sour.

 

[BlackShanglan]

man, those grapes must be really sour.

But ... but it's such a perfectly rational system! The story with the largest number of comments - what better judge of a work's worth? True, they could all read "Please, for the love of God and the eyesight of Lit's readers, pull this agonizing dreck from the site," but then, isn't Art meant to evoke a profound emotional response in its audience?

And the largest number of views - what better measure could we have than that? True, the "Isolated Blurt" and "Last Person to Post Here Wins" threads would outshine every story ever written on the site, but then, the readers have indeed spoken. I'm looking forward to seeing those threads' originators - or was that Thread Masters? - getting the recognition they deserve.

I was totally a level 15 Thread Master when I quit playin'. Seriously.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Comforting to see that the wind's still blowing from the same old hole

 

[scouries]

What's with these two????

Please Read​

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A Nun Falls

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[TruthOrDare]

From the Feedback Portal:

Thank you for your support.
01/04/08 by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER in Boston, of course
If you want to make this a public, personal thing, Daniellepussy, that's okay with me. Just as you, I'm not afraid to voice my opinion. Let me address the first part. For the last time, I will not have sex with you. Thank you, but no tnank you. Please stop e-mailing me and sending me private feedbacks. I'm in a serious relationship with a woman who I love. I'm only here to write my stories. Maybe, you should consider joining a dating service. You know, now that I think of it, I have a friend who I can fix you up with if you are that desperate for a date. Now, for the second part. Perhaps, if you removed your head from your ass, you would see the humor in this piece. Did you notice that this was posted in the humor satire category? Not every story is about love, romance, and sex. Some of us like to laugh, too. Matter of fact, most of my stuff is funny with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Did you notice that it is a work of ficiton? I thought it was pretty funny. I still laugh when I read it. Chapter two is the funny part, think cheese doodle. Please get a sense of humor. Maybe, that's why you don't have a special someone in your life. Get away from the computer and go outside. There is a whole world out there. Live! Now for the third part, good luck to MungoPark III whomever he or she is. You won the Survivor Contest. Congratulations. Thank you for showing me how to win a contest here. I'm still relatively new at this. Only, if I have to play your game to win here, then I'll never win. I'll just write my stories, good, bad or indifferent. Only, I think it odd that he publically posted that he's a transexual and only wrote one transexual stories. Now, I'm a voyeur and I write lots of voyeur stories. Strange, interesting, and revealing, don't you think? Now for the fourth part, Just as I'm not here to win contests, receive red H's, and green E's, I'm not here to make friends. If I make a friend, I'm blessed. I have lots of friends and I have made a few dozen friends here who write me regularly and who complain about the same issues that I joked about in my story. They truly feel bad that they are unable to win a contest when they poured their heart out in their story and when comparing their story to who won the contest, they believe that their story is better. And you know what, after reading and voting for their story, I agreed. Yet, the contests here are not about quality it's about "friends", which you pointed out. Thank you for reminding me. Writing to many is so very personal and for someone to share there story so publically and then to receive the low votes and bashes that they receive because some twisted person who lives on these pages 24/7 and who has 90,000 posts because they are afraid that they or one of their "special" friends will lose a contest is...beyond reasoning. Some of these people truly believe that they are their cartoonish artwork. Sad. Me? I'm from Boston, born, raised, educated, and employed. And I write fiction, only fiction, as in this story, Danielle. Thus, the name Bostonfictionwriter. Get it? Make believe, as in not real. Thank you for the support of your vote to my story and for taking the time to post a special message to me. I shall cherish it. It's good to know who my friends are or in your case, not are. Have a nice life. I love your stories. You are a great writer. Only, maybe you should go out and have some fun. Maybe, you should get a pet. I'm thinking a dog instead of a cat. Dogs are wayyyyyyyyy better than cats.

You never made it to kindergaten the
01/04/08 by Daniellekitten
day they were teaching sharing and how to make friends, did you. It's sad things like this that cause you the problems you have with people not like your stories or your attitude. I feel bad for you, not because of what will happen to the story but that you haven't learned from what has come before. Oh, and I won't post anonymously. I'm not afraid to say what I think.

It must be true about the e-mails. Or else Daniellepussy would be threatening to sue again.

 

[scouries]

Remember people, I’m not in AH Land by choice…

I’ve tried to make it a rule since I started this thread not to respond to complaints, attacks, criticisms etc. (not that I haven’t from time to time responded after being provoked).The main reason was that I wasn’t interested in that stuff – never was, never will be. I’ve also tried not to intrude on other peoples threads – I understand that my presence isn’t welcome. But given the brouhaha let me say the following:

This thread originally appeared in the Story Feedback Forum by design. It’s purpose was to promote my stories (mainly through effusive story reviews written by yours truly) and to also give me a place to publish my updated sales and vote numbers. LITEROTICA keeps these numbers secret and my hope was that others might follow suit and publish their numbers on their own threads.

I also wanted a place to present my observations about the site and present suggestions to improve it. Unfortunately dialogue is impossible with those who run the site. This problem is compounded by the inability (or unwillingness) of most AHers to make any critical statements about LIT. The old “don’t rock the boat” crap – a fear that they will be disciplined by our leaders.

To those of you who would ban me, or muzzle me, or draw and quarter me, or…Please note:

- The thread is now in AHLand only because of you – of your continued complaints to the moderator and Laurel and Manu.

- It only became a ‘cause celebre’ because you couldn’t leave it alone. What should have been a thread like oily’s or Maharat’s or Varian’s new one turned into this because of you.

- I included the following line in every post I made the first couple of months “PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD”.

- There is something called the IGNORE BUTTON – why didn’t you just use it?

- I’ve been ready to close down this thread three different times (quite frankly its not that interesting and takes too much of my time away from my best selling writing – thank god Gabby has taken over most of he work) but each time I’ve been goaded back into action.

- I’ve been called everything from stupid to retarded to evil to… well you all know, I catalogued the list months ago. And now, when you’d all agreed to ignore me, when you were finally leaving the thread to me the THREADMASTER, what happens? You lasted about 15 days before someone called me “the biggest fucking asshole on the planet” and another delightful person called me “shithead”. Then some of he ALTS came out to play.

- Most of my greatest sins have been attributed to me from the posts of the various hideous ALTS. I don’t particularly care if you believe me or not but I have only posted on this site under two names – “scouries” and “grand_high_poobah”. Every other post on my threads has been posted by your friends.

*************​

As to the two ladies who left the site claiming they were harassed by big bad scouries.

Re Miss Witch: Quite frankly I’m not sad to see her go. Out of left field she posted a hateful post on my thread that was full of lies and innuendo. And she knew it was! I responded quite harshly to her post and then after placing her at the top of my YUCK category I forgot her.

Re Miss Kitten: I’m much more conflicted on Danielle’s departure. We both joined the site at approximately the same time. She found me when she started to post complimentary comments on my stories. I sent a message back thanking her (like I do to every comment I get). We corresponded by e-mail and it didn’t take me long to figure out she didn’t particularly like my stories – she was quite frank in admitting she was commenting on all sorts of different stories to raise her profile on the site.

I returned the favor – while her stories didn’t really interest me I did recognize her talent. And I admired the way she was willing to fight for success. Here was an author who’d be a publisher’s dream – someone who’d do anything to promote her work. And let me reiterate – this is a true ASSET.

We got along fine for a period of months – not friends but correspondents. She even sent me a picture (no, not a naked one – a very conservative one) and even sent me part of one of her stories to critique.

Our falling out started innocently enough – I received an e-mail from her telling me why sarahhhh was the most wicked person on LIT. Something about her not being a woman and that she sent pictures of her naked left tit to people who made nice comments on her stories. Somewhat naively (this was before I knew of all the backroom plotting that goes on here) I replied teasingly that one, she herself had sent me a picture, two, who cared what sex sarahhh was as long as she wrote well, and three, how do I get one of those naked tit pics. I think I also mentioned that sarahhh seemed to be one of the most popular writers on the site.

MISTAKE! I still hadn’t realized how driven Miss K was. If I had I never would have teased her. One thing I’ve learned in life is that driven people don’t have much of a sense of humor when it comes to their goals and dreams.

Still, we got on after that. We were polite to each other but little more. The anger (and hate on her part) developed only after this thread got going. She credited me with posts I didn’t make and replied accordingly. I was disappointed she wasn’t discerning enough to immediately know I hadn’t made them.

I don’t think she’d realized just how many people were jealous of her success – that behind the praise she continually got there were a legion of smaller people who’d happily post hate. It was easier to blame me. Its easier to have one ogre than a legion of secret enemies.

I think I’m glad she’s gone. If she is ever to achieve her goals she has to get out there and do it. She was wasting too much of her valuable time PMing and plotting.

Go and do it Miss K…write your best sellers…you don’t need this place anymore…you’re better than most of us…

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And hey, now that we’ve got rid of those two I think it is pretty clear who should be named “Most Influential Writer” for 2007 isn’t it…

james r scouries

 

[elbiscayne]

...and a small voice called out from the backpages of Literotica "Who gives a fuck?"

...and a loud voice replied, "WE DO. WE'RE FAMOUS AND WE'RE POLITICAL!"

...and the small voice groaned and said, "are you going to raise my taxes?"

 

[scouries]

updated figures...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] (the real one),

mr scouries, jim, promised in his third post (way back when) on this thread to update his numbers periodically. Using the same format he used then (and also again in September), here they are 8 months later:
*figures are as of January 1, 2008

SCOURIES TOP SELLERS – COMPLETE STORIES

1 – 728,497 - Daddy, I whispered (Literotica’s #1 2006/7 story)
2 – 653,360 - Ohh Mommy, I cried (Literotica’s largest seller in 2007)
3 – 193,098 - Gayle’s Dad
4 – 166,558 - My Sisters Milk
5 – 144,803 – Halloween Mom (2007 contest story)
6 – 115,901 - Allison’s Ankle
7 – 110,139 - Valentine Siblings (2007 contest story)
8 – 109,686 – Two Pregnant Moms
8 – 108,512 - Flaherty Family
9 – 100,639 - A Nun’s Fall
10 – 96,579 – Gabriella’s Daddy
11 – 95,530 - Geoff and Melanie
12 – 89,079 - Who’s Your Daddy
13 – 89,059 – Me, Mom and Mrs. Mahmoud

TOP SELLERS – MULTI CHAPTER STORIES

1 – 294,621 - Rod’s Sisters stories (Ch 1&2)
2 – 286,578 - Sam stories (Ch. 1&2)
3 – 226,360 - Joe’s Niece stories (Ch. 1-4)
4 – 217,441 – Nude Dancing (Ch. 1&1) (2007 contest story)
5 – 169,685 - Scouries Family (Parts 1&2)
6 – 159,848 - Amy Stories (Ch. 1-3)
7 – 119,571 - Blanche Stories (Ch. 1-3)

TOTAL VOTES RECEIVED AS OF January 1st 2008 (net, after losses of some 6,000 votes in various sweeps) – 40,734

TOP VOTE GETTING STORIES

1 – 9512 Daddy, I whispered (Literotica’s all time #1 vote getter)
2 – 4601 Ohh Mommy, I cried
3 – 1609 Two Pregnant Moms
4 – 1464 Valentine Siblings (2007 contest story)
5 – 1459 Swimming With the Dolphins
6 – 1312 Scouries Family (part 1&2)
7 – 1273 Nude Dancing (chapter 1&2) (2007 contest story)
8 – 1061 Sam (chapter 1&2)
8 – 924 Joe stories (chapters 1-4)
9 – 874 Rod’s Sisters (chapter 1&2)
10 – 819 Allison’s Ankle
11 – 817 Gabriella
12 – 796 Leprechaun (chapter 1&2)
13 – 766 Candy Cane Cocked Cousin (2007 contest story)
14 – 761 Gayle’s Dad
15 – 753 Who’s Your Daddy
16 – 728 Amy stories (chapters 1-3)
17 – 634 Nun story

HIGHEST READ ‘MATURE CATEGORY’ STORY

Gym ‘Member’ Ship – 54,864 views and 470 votes

HIGHEST READ ‘LOVING WIVES’ CATEGORY STORY

The Mechanics Big Tool – 51,399 views and 388 votes

HIGHEST READ ‘NON-CONSENT’ CATEGORY STORY

Blanche Captured – 59,628 views and 200 votes

HIS ONLY ‘ROMANCE’ CATEGORY STORY

Miss Kiss – 15,768 views and 137 votes

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
assistant accountant …and
deputy art director (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[scouries]

fifteenth story breaks through the magic barrier…

I just want to humbly thank the readers of LITEROTICA for your continued support through these troubling times.

This past weekend you made another ScouriesWorld story a one hundred thousand seller – the fifteenth of my tales you’ve so honored.

[size=+2]Gabriella’s Daddy[/size]

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http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=283746

And to those of you who haven’t read it yet – c’mon, go ahead...try it…you’ll like it…

james r scouries

 

[scouries]

april winners...you're improving ma'am...

[size=+2]Literotica Author Awards[/size]
Monthly Award Winners - The People's Choices for each month.​

[size=+2]Dear Laurel,[/size]

I see that, after twelve sweeps and some last minute tweaking to ensure they meet your approval, the April contest winners had been finally announced.

The good news (PRAISE THE LORD) is that no ROMANCE category stories won for the first time in the history of the site. I, and millions of others, thank you for this New Years present.

The continuing bad news is that none of the stories in LITEROTICAS most popular categories won. Surprise! Surprise!

A MATURE, a NON-EROTIC and another NOVEL category story apparently were our reader’s choices in April…… NOT…...

The good piece of news here is that the winner has accumulated a goodly number of votes (188 when I looked this morning). BRAVO! This could be the first monthly winner to accumulate this many votes in five years. An excellent sign of progress.

However, the second and third place winners had 54 votes and 51 votes when I looked today – eight months after counting closed for the contest. Which means that, if they actually had 50 votes (the minimum requirement under contest rules) on May 16th (the closing date for votes under contest rules), they’ve only received 3 and 1 more vote respectively in the last eight months. Hard to argue those two are the “People’s Choices”.

However, in spite of the low number of votes, the choice of strickland83 (the NOVEL category author) as a winner must be applauded. An excellent writer, this author is already an acclaimed member of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB for his story “A King Size Bed”, a story that is fast approaching its one millionth sale. This prize helps make up for the fact his greatest triumph was shut out of any awards.

So all in all ma’am I’m going to give you a B+ for last Aprils winners. That’s not to say there isn’t lots of room for improvement – there is. But I think that at least you’re trying (a little bit) to be fairer to people outside that cozy little inner circle. Now all you have to do is totally revamp the rules…

jim

 

[scouries]

is one million next?

Last night, at 3:27 a.m. Miami Beach time, the seven hundred and fifty thousandth (750,000) reader and customer clicked open a link and was whisked away into the land of Stephanie James and her wonderful tale:

”Daddy”, I Whispered

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Thank you everyone for the extraordinary feedback you’ve sent me – doing it you’ve also made this story the #1 VOTE GETTER and the #1 COMMENT RECEIVER in the history of the site.

Now lets all march forward towards a million….

james r “none of his stats or facts are even in the smallest way true” scouries
nominee for "MOST INFLUENTIAL AUTHOR of 2007"

p.s. the new ScouriesWorld Whiners Club List for 2008 will debut next week…

 

[cloudy]

nominee for "MOST INFLUENTIAL AUTHOR of 2007"

nominate yourself again?

 

[Shitting_Bull]

nominate yourself again?

You don't get it, Daniellepussy. You never do. That is the crux of the problem. Someone is just putting a little levity into a totally farcical situation.

Yours truly,
Shitting_Bull (a real fucking Indian)

 

[scouries]

little red H....

As many of you know, I, james r scouries, and many others here at ScouriesWorld have been campaigning for the abolishment of the little red [size=+2]H[/size] here at LITEROTICA. There were various reasons we believed it was detrimental.

One, it led to a system where story scores were so over inflated that they meant nothing. We have over 500 NOVEL category stories with a rating of 97.2% or higher, 500 ROMANCE stories at 96.8% or higher, 500 INCEST at 96.2% or higher. Lists that were designed to help readers find good stories simply became meaningless.

Two, most of us simply threw away our critical eye. As authors we knew how much the red [size=+2]H[/size] meant to a writer and found it difficult to score someone else’s story even as low as 3. Many of you have actually posted that you give “5’s” or you simply don’t vote. An AHer, who made a credible attempt to rate the stories in the recent HOLIDAY contest, could only find it in himself to give “4’s” or “5’s”, unwilling to give lower scores for fear of retaliation or simply because he hated jeopardizing a stories chance to get that so valuable letter.

Three, by its mere presence (or lack of) it caused an incredible amount of bitterness. How many threads, how many posts have you seen that said something like this: I was # 17 on the highest rated list yesterday and when I looked today I was 345th – those fucking trolls got me. How many times in anger have you clicked open a story of someone you dislike and clicked a “1” in spite? Or worked as part of a group to sabotage a story?

We haven’t removed the red [size=+2]H[/size] yet but the new voting system that MANU has put in certainly addresses many of the issues and he has to be commended for it.

There is very little confusion left as to what is the meaning of your vote. “3” is now a quite acceptable score for ay story. A “1” vote likewise sends a very clear, but fair, message.

1 – I didn’t like this submission
2 – OK, but not my favorite
3 – Liked it, keep on writing
4 – Really liked it, good read
5 – Love it, one of the best

My expectation is that scores will fall dramatically and that we should all welcome this change. Looking the last couple of days it appears (so far at least) that scores have fallen. It will be interesting to see what happens in the forthcoming VALENTINES DAY CONTEST. Will scores in it also fall into more sane levels. Given that there are likely to be some 100 stories entered, I’m curious to see how many are rated above 4.75, how many will be called “one of the best”. Lets all hope that we don’t end up with fifty or sixty stories rated one of the best.

My main worry going forward is that multi chapter stories (which already are over represented among contest winners and top rated lists), will become even more dominant. If someone is reading chapter six of a story you can be pretty sure he or she will vote it “4” or “5”. It’s a potential problem MANU will have to address.

*****​

Another interesting question that this change raises is: How will the voting sweeps be adjusted?

Presently, as I understand it, a pattern of voting “1’s” and “2’s” by one person over some undefined number of stories labels you a “troll” and your votes are swept away and any future vote that designated “troll” makes is ignored.

Looking at the descriptions next to the rating numbers my guess is most of us (if we’re honest anyway) will be giving as many “1’s” and “2’s” as we give “4’s” and “5’s”. This means that, if MANU hasn’t also changed his sweep criteria, we all may end up being labeled “trolls”.

Of course that may not be far off the mark in many of your cases.

jrs

 

[TruthOrDare]

This means that, if MANU hasn’t also changed his sweep criteria, we all may end up being labeled “trolls”.

Of course that may not be far off the mark in many of your cases.

jrs

Oh my, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER called out the queen of the trolls. He will certainly topple you from your divine throne as unofficial Most Influential Author if he keeps making posts like this one on the "Danielle Kitten Fans Look Here FIRST" thread . . .

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Go fuck yourself Daniellekitten or whoever the fuck your real name is.
I have never in my life hit a woman, but I would kick Daniellekitten in the cunt for all the lies she has posted in her blog about me and spread about me on this site. How dare you. You are a no good fucking bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Fucking asshole. Fucking mental case.

I never said any such thing about you cheating on your husband, if you even have one. You're probably a gay man, for all that I know.

All that I wrote in my story was that if any basher bashes this story, it is only those who I have denied for sex. (joke you nitwit) And who is the first one to bash my story...you! WTF!

Then, you cry foul when I defended myself against your crazy tirade. Fucking spoiled baby. Then, you go running to the forum pages with all your little friends who are really more of your multiple identies and make shit up about me.

Fucking prove it! I dare you prove your claims that I harrassed you. I challenge you to offer proof.

I never contacted you, not ever, not once, until you contacted me with your poison. I never read any of your stories or commented on any of your stories.

I never harrassed you. You were the one who started this shit with me. You were the one who contacted me. You were the one who sent me nasty PM's and I still have the PM's to prove it.

You were the one who posted shit on my story.

I dare you to find one comment that I ever posted on any of your stories. Give me one. Go ahead. You tell me where I ever bothered you. I dare you.

You can't because I never have. I mind my own business and write stories and all that I get in return for my hard work are psychos like you and bashes who bash every fucking thing that I write and remove every red H I earn.

Do you see me running to the forum pages crying foul? The only time I made a comment was when I was cheated out of the Survivor contest by the "Nitwits" who live here 24/7 and who don't have a life and who don't know what it is to play fair.

I never chased you away from this site. You are just using that as your swansong excuse to leave.

Good fucking bye. Only...you are still fucking here!

Go fuck yourself.

STOP POSTING TO MY STORIES. I DON'T POST TO YOUR STORIES SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MINE.

Bostonfictionwriter@comcast.net. Have your husband contact me and we'll settle th

 

[ClitlessKitten]

Oh my, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER called out the queen of the trolls. He will certainly topple you from your divine throne as unofficial Most Influential Author if he keeps making posts like this one on the "Danielle Kitten Fans Look Here FIRST" thread . . .

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Go fuck yourself Daniellekitten or whoever the fuck your real name is.
I have never in my life hit a woman, but I would kick Daniellekitten in the cunt for all the lies she has posted in her blog about me and spread about me on this site. How dare you. You are a no good fucking bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are?

Fucking asshole. Fucking mental case.

I never said any such thing about you cheating on your husband, if you even have one. You're probably a gay man, for all that I know.

All that I wrote in my story was that if any basher bashes this story, it is only those who I have denied for sex. (joke you nitwit) And who is the first one to bash my story...you! WTF!

Then, you cry foul when I defended myself against your crazy tirade. Fucking spoiled baby. Then, you go running to the forum pages with all your little friends who are really more of your multiple identies and make shit up about me.

Fucking prove it! I dare you prove your claims that I harrassed you. I challenge you to offer proof.

I never contacted you, not ever, not once, until you contacted me with your poison. I never read any of your stories or commented on any of your stories.

I never harrassed you. You were the one who started this shit with me. You were the one who contacted me. You were the one who sent me nasty PM's and I still have the PM's to prove it.

You were the one who posted shit on my story.

I dare you to find one comment that I ever posted on any of your stories. Give me one. Go ahead. You tell me where I ever bothered you. I dare you.

You can't because I never have. I mind my own business and write stories and all that I get in return for my hard work are psychos like you and bashes who bash every fucking thing that I write and remove every red H I earn.

Do you see me running to the forum pages crying foul? The only time I made a comment was when I was cheated out of the Survivor contest by the "Nitwits" who live here 24/7 and who don't have a life and who don't know what it is to play fair.

I never chased you away from this site. You are just using that as your swansong excuse to leave.

Good fucking bye. Only...you are still fucking here!

Go fuck yourself.

STOP POSTING TO MY STORIES. I DON'T POST TO YOUR STORIES SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MINE.

Bostonfictionwriter@comcast.net. Have your husband contact me and we'll settle th

That is quite the enlightening thread. Among other things, you have the AH Clubbers and their alts attempting to "fix" some e-book awards. Does that sound so familiar, or what?

 

[scouries]

forget it freddie...they aren't worth it...

I had quite hoped I’d be left alone in this latest “kitten sister” outbreak but just when I thought I was safe from any future posts, when I thought the “DanielleKitten” thread (threadmistress sister Selena), was going to be the new home of the AH HATEFUL ALT club, lo and behold a couple of you try and awaken the lion just to add a little more excitement to this pitiful tale.

I just sent the following e-mail to the man from BOSTON:

Dear Freddie,

My advice to you is to just let the hostility go. Yes, you were cheated out of your rightful VICTORY in the Survivors Contest. Everyone from LAUREL and MANU to Miss Hynde to every AHer to the most uninformed observer knows you were cheated. Who knows why? It may have just been an amusing game among a group of bored losers or an organized attack from people who dislike you.

You quite effectively made your point with your excellent stories that exposed the cheaters.

And I invite you to continue to fight for change in the corrupt contest system here at LITEROTICA.

As to the personal attacks I’d suggest you drop them. This little tempest is just another skirmish in the continuing AH and ‘kitten sister’ wars. For although these wonderful AHers can unite and turn on an outsider at a moments notice, left alone they are a world of petty jealousies, plots and cabals, and continual backstabbing.

You’ve simply become someone to use in the latest battle. The girl you are presently attacking was in fact the ultimate target of the latest engagement. And she, a master backroom plotter herself (remember how she helped bring down sarahhh?), ended up the real victim this time.

I know it’s hard to feel sorry for her, her righteousness can’t help but make you sick to your stomach at times. I, like you, have received the oddest correspondence from her. In her latest missives she actually thanked me for helping her to realize who her real friends were and opined that we now might become friends. This was the same day she posted some of that crap on her blog and other places about me. It’s almost as if she’s operating in a different reality (PR World maybe - She gleefully admitted that the melee had increased her sales and had pleased her publisher).

The goal of the plotters in this latest battle, and a goal achieved, was to drive the young ladies stories from the site and so remove her from the top spot on the FAVORITES LIST. The poor girl, normally brilliant when plotting against others, had a fatal blind spot and fell into the well laid trap. You and I were just minor diversions in a well thought out battle plan.

Who was behind the plot? And why? Simple jealousy from some (#1 is never universally loved), to others who felt they’d been insulted by the new grand dame, and then those who just love shit disturbing, then to those others who are simply less talented, and then finally to those that lust to occupy the top spot themselves.

It is always best to look at who is going to profit most from the outcome to find the real ringleader/ringleaders. So soon we’ll have a new QUEEN. Or maybe we’ll call her CZARINA. And then the plotting will begin anew.

So please, give the young girl a break, she got taken and had no idea who took her. Just one day after leaving she was back, lashing out (you and I were easy targets) even while she realized she’d been screwed by ‘her friends’.

Just forget them and continue writing your stories – you’re just wasting your time in AH land.
Good luck,

Jim

p.s. Freddie, I plan to post this on my thread