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[scouries]

Patience my dear, patience…

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[size=+2]LAUREL, MANU, it’s time to kill some of these effing ALTS.[/size]​

 

[TxRad]

LAUREL, MANU, it’s time to kill some of these effing ALTS.

In which case, half or more of your so called fan base would vanish without a trace.

As for the rest of that post. Bullshit and more bullshit.

It's more than enough actually. I'm waiting for the time when someone finally pulls the plug on your bullshit.

 

[ennuye]

LAUREL, MANU, it’s time to kill some of these effing ALTS.

I explained the reason for the alts to you before. It's the price you pay for the dishonest and frequently malicious way you conduct yourself in the forums. A review of the points I made earlier:

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in the end you’re just another loser who joins the ever growing list of AHers who don’t have the guts to post under their real LIT name…

You're just trying to make yourself feel better with these mean little jabs. Even you probably understand why some of us choose not to associate our real Lit personae with your interactions with you.

It's nothing to do with guts. It's just that I don't see why I should let you attach your lies, your made up, paranoid fantasies to my other persona, or subject my authorial name to your xenophobic, homophobic, sexist and racist rants.

…And the rest of that most despicable of vermin, the AH ALT. You fit right in with them! Why don’t you go vote in the Xmas contest. Give your friends all 5’s (no, you don’t have to read the story) and non AHers 2’s and 3’s. I’m sure that will make you feel better.

See, this is exactly what I was talking about.

I have never done these things. I even generously clicked out of your holiday entry without voting when I found it too tedious to read. See how you repay my kindness?

Tar my throw-away alt with any brush you like, if that makes YOU feel better.

Guts, indeed.

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If you ever stop with the lies and the baseless accusations, the snide and ugly references to things entirely outside the scope of the ongoing discussion, I'll stop with the silly alt bullshit. I've never needed to resort to it when dealing with anyone else.

 

[scouries]

miss o con’t…

D E L E T E D​

 

[Stella_Omega]

Too long; didn't read.

 

[tickledkitty]

Same here. Seems there's a lot of long windedness going on in the ol' AH tonight.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Ew... so many colors, so much junk. Wait, what am I doing in here again?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Same here. Seems there's a lot of long windedness going on in the ol' AH tonight.

Plus all that stupid blue and red font makes my head spin.

I'm done: I'm ignoring now. Come and talk to me on another thread, ok gorgeous?

 

[TE999]

I'll be damned!

And I thought this clown couldn't get any more annoying!

Those multi-colored posts up there could cause temporary blindness--or an epileptic seizure.

Thank the gods I don't read them.

I just stop by to poke our resident egotist with a stick.

 

[TxRad]

So much stupidity, so little time.

No scouries, they are not going to make more lists so you can mass vote and click your way to the top of something.

You have to do it like everyone else.

Here sit on this it'll make your day

 

[Just-Legal]

Stella, you posted the long version. The accepted version these days is TL;DR.

Oh, and to steal something from the Warcraft forae: Scouries? L2Not use Red and Blue in the same post. No one can read it.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Scouries

Lists are boring, lists make people give up the will to live.

Haven't you noticed how initial interest in your paranoia has turned to apathetic boredom?

I will reply to you on the forum I raised my questions and you were too arrogant and insulting to reply. But as you never answer a question directly, thus making meaningful debate redundant, afterwards I will cease to try to discuss anything with you.

 

[scouries]

$ales...

[size=+2]LAUREL, MANU[/size]​

 

[ennuye]

Quoting ennuye:

I explained the reason for the alts to you before. It's the price you pay for the dishonest and frequently malicious way you conduct yourself in the forums.

If you ever stop with the lies and the baseless accusations, the snide and ugly references to things entirely outside the scope of the ongoing discussion, I'll stop with the silly alt bullshit. I've never needed to resort to it when dealing with anyone else.



Quoting scouries:

LAUREL, MANU, it’s time to kill some of these effing ALTS.


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Um, good comeback. Were you perhaps on the high school debate team?



xxx

 

[ennuye]

scouries lies again

”Daddy”, I Whispered
Most $ales 2006/2007
Most Votes Received in the history of the site
Most Comments Received in the history of the site
Most E-mailed and PMed Comments received in the history of the site.

Many have asked, but I don't think you've answered; what is a "sale" on a free erotica site?

Also, what method did you use to ascertain how many public comments every story on the history of the site has received?

And finally, how do you know how many emails and PMs other authors have received on their stories?

 

[tickledkitty]

I can't even read this shit anymore. Y'all are making me tired.

 

[Black Tulip]

Ok, I looked at the top list for incest stories once more. This constant bragging does that to me.

The ones I found with the most votes were into the 3 or 4 thousand, posted in 2002. And no, not one of them from Scouries. His stories that made it to that list, garnered around 400 votes. Which is quite a lot, since they were posted in 2006. But not even close to thousands.

The only way you can check a claim like having the most votes, is looking at the top lists for categories. Yes, they go by score, not number of votes.

As far as I know nobody can see how many votes my stories have, except me. Unless they make it to one of the top lists.



Views is a totally useless number. It doesn't give evidence that readers finished the story, liked it or back-clicked after the first paragraph.

 

[Liar]

Many have asked, but I don't think you've answered; what is a "sale" on a free erotica site?

He did. He claims to get royalties from Lit. Presumbably a percentage of ad views or something.

Which I will continue to write of as delusional bull$hit (or unimaginative trolling) unless Laurel herself confirms it.

 

[FallingToFly]

He did. He claims to get royalties from Lit. Presumbably a percentage of ad views or something.

Which I will continue to write of as delusional bull$hit (or unimaginative trolling) unless Laurel herself confirms it.

I common sense.

Wanna come over here and be logical with me? We can pet each others' pointy ears and talk logically, without the hysterical emotional messiness, about porn.

 

[Liar]

I common sense.

Wanna come over here and be logical with me? We can pet each others' pointy ears and talk logically, without the hysterical emotional messiness, about porn.

My ears are not all that pointy, but pet away, m'dear.

 

[scouries]

thank god! he’s still alive…

D E L E T E D​

 

[Guest]

deleted

 

[starrkers]

I write porn, cherish readers and am a member of the AH.
Where do I fit in, sir?

 

[TE999]

I write porn, cherish readers and am a member of the AH.
Where do I fit in, sir?

With all the rest of us Starr.

Ol' Scouries is the nutjob on the outside lookin' in.

Oh, and don't read his posts. The colors will blind you and the content will turn your brain to cheese.

 

[TxRad]

Scouries

Talk to the hand cause the face knows better.

You're illogical logic has gone far enough, Go talk to the blow up doll cause I ain't listen no more. if everyone else did the same then you would have to talk to someone who understands you. Good old airhead Gabby.

Bye